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Strutting around in the sunshine with my bare bottom

July 17th 2013 8:06 am
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Yes pupsies - you read that right! It's over 30 degrees here (around 90F for my pals 'cross the 'lantic ocean) and for Ireland that's very warm. Anyway, I've been doing lots of swimming in the lake with the ducksies but Mummy was finding that my skirt, that's the long hair under my tail, was getting very matted and she hasn't been able to comb all the knots out. And I kept getting twigs and grass and stuff stuck in my skirt.

So yesterday evening Mummy cut all my skirt off! That's a big no-no for a Border Collie but I feel strangely liberated. So I have been strutting around and sunning myself with my bare bottom on show for all to see.

When Mummy cut my skirt she asked me to walk around so she could see how I looked. I could hear an audible gasp. Then a strange giggle. I'm sure she was just speechless at how great my new summer look is. And giggling cos I look so cute with my bare butt wiggling in the sunshine. And later I heard her talking to my Nana on the phone and talking about "baldy ass". Whoever he is.


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Barked by: Cathey U

July 17th 2013 at 8:22 am

Now you know we gotta see your BB (bare bottom).

Come on CleoMum, post the pic!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2013 at 11:30 am

I wanna see too!
Barked by: Wendy G

July 17th 2013 at 1:04 pm

Cwap. Momma sez I r nod 'llowed tu see nekkid buttses.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2013 at 4:40 pm

What's that Mummy? You haven't paid for Dogster premium lately so you're not allowed to put up any more photos? OK, I'll tell my pupsie friends that then (phew!) And of course I don't want you to delete any of my beautiful photos for that paw-nography! NO NEKKID BUTTSES ON DOGSTER!
Barked by: Van Winkle (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2013 at 9:10 pm

We'll just have to take your word fur it then, Cleo! BOL!!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2013 at 10:29 pm

WTW? Is this something Moms do when it reaches 90 degrees (we are across the 'lantic and way over here on the S'Pacific ocean)? We got buzzed and have no hair floofers anymore either. Just the ear fringe floofers.

No NEKKID BUTTSES? I'll let you explain that to the short haired breeds we all run up and sniff when we see them. BOL.

Z-pup if you can say cwap - you can look at nekkid buttses. Just barkin'...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 17th 2013 at 11:11 pm

Bet you feel a lot cooler. I still gots all my hair, even though it are usually over 100 here.

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