Cleopatra's Classified Column

Dear Santa Paws............

December 20th 2012 7:33 am
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Dear Santa Paws,

I hope you are well and not too stressed out getting the pressies ready for us doggies! My Mummy has told me that I made the nice list this year but I just need to check that she got that right! Are you sure you’re ok with me starting off the barking fest with the other doggies in the park the other night? The hooman peoples weren’t too happy but I was just trying to start off the Christmas carolling an’ merriment an’ stuff. What about me sneakying off with my squeaky toy that I “found” on the sofa just as Mummy was wrapping Christmas pressies last night? Just checking you’re ok with that too. Getting my squeaky toy a few days early can’t hurt, can it? And what about when Mummy yelled at me in the car yesterday when I was barking my Christmassy carols out of the car at everyone? I was merely trying to spread some Christmas cheer, as I’m sure you know! Chasing the neighbour’s half-blind old kitty cat up a tree a couple of weeks ago? You sure you’re ok with that?

Anyway Santa Paws, assuming I did make the nice list, I just wanted to make sure you don’t forget what I’m wishing for this Christmas. The usual doggie stocking with the treats, choc drops and squeaky toy for starters. I would also like a nice little something sparkly. Perhaps a diamond encrusted collar or maybe a nice pair or earrings or sumfin’. Oh, and Meatz! Lots and lots of Meatz, please. It’s getting kinda chilly here in Ireland now so maybe a nice fur-trimmed coat. Not real fur please, the fake stuff will do fine. No animals were harmed in the making of this diva. Oh, and could I have my own car please? Mummy has a stinky old one and it’s kinda embarrassing being seen in it. Besides, if I had my own wheels I could pop out to the pet store whenever I feel like it. And I can sing my Christmassy carols out the window as loud as I want. A pink car would be lovely. Maybe a little sporty model?

So there we go Santa. As you can see I’m as undemanding as ever. Being so good and so modest and quiet, I’m sure I will qualify for everything on my wish list.

Bark at ya Christmas Eve! (Oh Santa Paws, I’m sure you won’t forget this, but just to remind you that I’ll be at Nana and Granddad’s Christmas Eve. I made sure Nana had the chimney cleaned for you. I will find something in Nana and Granddad’s to leave out for you. So please don’t eat any of my choc drops like you did last year.)

 
 

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Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 2:08 pm

Cleo...I'm sure you're still on the Santa Paws Nice List.....
It's all good... only 5 days to wait! Merry Christmas,mazy
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 5:06 pm

Happy Christmas Mazy! Hope you get lots of treats and squeaky toys an' stuff! You're always such a good girl, I'm sure Santa Paws is putting something very special in his sack just for you! XXX
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 6:02 pm

Cleo - I'm sure you are still on the nice list. You have to do really naughty things like urka gurka on the couch or start a dog fight with Pepper, or run out the front door when a visitor is trying to come inside. Stuff like that. BOL
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

December 20th 2012 at 6:02 pm

Cleo - I'm sure you are still on the nice list. You have to do really naughty things like urka gurka on the couch or start a dog fight with Pepper, or run out the front door when a visitor is trying to come inside. Stuff like that. BOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 21st 2012 at 2:34 am

I's pretty sure you's still on da nice list!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

December 21st 2012 at 2:48 am

Thank you Misty! I kinda did some of them really naughty things too but Santa musta had his "naughty or nice" radar switched off on those days! BOL! Whitley, I hear Santa Paws has a great sense of humour so I'm pretty sure he'd be impressed with my caroling an' stuff!


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