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Nana and Granddad's 50th Anniversary an'stuff!

September 14th 2012 5:45 pm
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So it was Nana and Granddad's 50th wedding anniversary on Wednesday. Apparently 50 years ago is when our great-great-great-great-great granddaddies were born or sumfin. So it's a very, very, very long time ago. Anyway, Mummy BANISHED Nana and Granddad for their special day! She paid for them to go away to a hotel somewhere millions of miles away from me, Cleopatra. No ear tickles from Granddad. No apple pie from Nana. Nothing at all for three whole days!

During Nana and Granddad's banishment, me and Mummy stayed in Nana and Granddad's. I got to sprawl over sofas I can only dream of when they're there. I even got to sleep in Nana and Granddad's bed! (Mummy had to to go through the place very carefully before they came back to remove the hairy evidence - hee hee!)

Anyway, it was all really confusing. Cos I had never been in Nana and Granddad's without them being there. So I was pretty depressed at night time and I lay at the sitting room door wondering if they would ever come back. As I said, Mummy had banished them (sigh!) And I had no idea where they went or if they would ever come back to tickle my ears and tummy and stuff.

But YESTERDAY - we got up. Mummy was busy getting rid of evidence. Dog hair in Nana's bed. Dog hair on the carpet. Half eaten treats all over the place. Then she went to our house to do her work stuff on her computer and put me in Nana and Granddad's garden. Eventually I heard the front door open. And guess who came in? NANA AND GRANDDAD! They were back! The banishment was over! Oh, the kisses, cuddles, licks and waggly tail!!!!!!! They are back! And all is back to normal! Mummy and I went back and had a really great sleepie in our own house! I got double treats and stuff for all the extra work I did. Better get some sleepies now cos I've been soooooo overworked the past couple of days!

Night night pupsters!
Love Cleo XXX


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Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 14th 2012 at 8:00 pm

Hee hee... you had us gigglin' at the picture of your Momma runnin' around tryin' to get rid of all the "hairy" evidence.....
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 12:30 am

Well, I don't know how being banished from your cuteness could be a good time, but I hopes dey had fun!
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

September 15th 2012 at 1:51 am

Well at least it was only dog hairs and half eaten treats...I would have piddled on something to let them know that I had been there - HeHeHe
Barked by: Wendy G

September 15th 2012 at 8:46 am

YAY!! Dem gedded UNbanished!! Hope dem habbed wotza fun, bud I r shur it wood hab beened WAY MORE FUN fur dem if yu hab beened wif dem, Cleo :D

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