Adventures of Klepto-Dog

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Thank You

February 5th 2011 9:27 am
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Thank You Dogster for allowing me, Pvt. Rocky, to be one of today's Diary Picks. I am honored and love sharing my life with you all.

I am Pvt Rocky of the Buddah company. I love playing soldier. I closely monitor the windows I can see out of. I am short so I use furniture to stand on for visibility.

My main objective is to protect my family. I also like eating and sleeping. Fetch is one of my favorite indoor games. Mom is my real joy though.

In other news .... Today is my cousin Zayne's first Birthday. I would of called him my fur cousin but he has no hair. Mya Bugs 1st birthday is in March. We are the three puppyteers. That's all for now.

PS I would like to thank my new friend Sophie for my lips. Smooches to You.

 

Outside it was a dark and starless night

February 3rd 2011 6:37 pm
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Just as I was taking a break from patrolling the lower quadrants of my domain, mom started to eat her dinner. Since I was on break, I tried giving her the Sad Eye Look to score me some of Mom's food but it wasn't working.

So I thought to myself, maybe Mom would make a fair trade for one of my hidden treasures...

Tennis Ball? Clothes Hanger? Clean Sock? Slipper? Squeaky Toy? Dirty Sock?

I decided against offering my most valued treasure, a dirty sock. She has a lot of hangers so that would not be a fair trade.

So I offered one of dad's slippers for an even trade. Its not really mine so what do I have to lose? I could always steal it back. A dirty sock is my most valuable treasure and if I trade that it would no longer be dirty when she puts it in the machine downstairs.

So I offered the slipper and she still would not share..mean Mom.

Back to my patrol unless I want to get assigned to KP duty..

Pvt. Rocky

 

Predator Alert Predator Alert

February 2nd 2011 6:14 pm
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Private Rocky at your service! *stands at attention*

To my friends and fellow soldiers, there is a predator on the premises.

While sleeping I heard the trespasser. It was saying ...whoooo , so I answer back...ruff grrrr ruff.

The trespasser responded with whooo,I answered back ruff ruff.

This went on most of last night and morning. When I got up it was Kaipo time. The trespasser said whoooo again when Dad let me out!

While listening for the sound, I seen there was a disturbance by the trees, the bare branches hitting other bare branches. But even though I keep hearing the trespasser I am yet to see it.

Whooo, there he goes again. Growls at the trespasser, I will find you.

I am signing off for the moment so I can look for the predator again.

Private Rocky of Tzu Company

 

Spa Treatment 101

February 1st 2011 9:11 pm
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Today I had a BATH and let me tell ya I could not have got better treatment at a 4 Paw Hotel.

My big brother thinks I am demented for my love of bathing, but cleanliness is a good thing. Mother knows if she don't give me regular baths I will bathe myself in the water bowls. I have done it before.

She runs a nice bath of warm water and let's me walk around the tub splashing water with my paws. She washes and conditions my hair carefully avoiding my eyes and ears. After a warm rinse she wraps me in a towel carefully drying me.

When I am almost dry she brushes my hair and examines my nails, clipping some. When she's done I groom her, checking her ears before she makes me stop. She's funner to groom when she's asleep, she is less resistant to the washing.

After the grooming is complete I curl up on her lap to sleep.

Why go to a spa when I got momma to do it for me?

 

who cares if i am sen-si-tive

January 31st 2011 3:00 pm
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Dad's heart is okay and will be coming home tonight. I am happy. Relieved. Who cares if my sister said I am sen-si-tive, my Daddy is coming home.

My dad is coming home! I will sleep tonight.

 

Kaipo time....this is not a drill

January 30th 2011 7:09 pm
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Yes Brudder, I will accept the mission to protect Momma. I secured all of the lower quadrants and now to make sure the parameters aren't breached.

*Main objective...protect Momma*

...Also need to secure the release of my Dad.

He was here earlier but he left with Mom. He did not return. When she returned she smelled funny.
I don't recall the smell from places I been!

Reminds me of the smell of the floor after mom mops it.

Momma barely escaped herself. I can smell the odor on her hands.

*i must make sure Mom doesn't disappear*

Mom told us the entity just wants to watch Dad to make sure his hearts okay.

His heart is not broken! He's expected to be home tomorrow, I miss him but I must protect Momma from intruders.

Time to secure quadrants again.

Pvt. Rocky Tzu
1st Buddah Company

 

kaipo time

January 27th 2011 5:07 am
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*listens carefully* What is that I hear? Car? *listens for tires in gravel* (crunch)

(Crunch) *gets on back of sectional*. Oh its just a car turning around in my driveway. *barks at the trespasser*

Time to patrol the parameter of my domain. *Runs to the front door* I'm too short to see out the door window! * barks at mom to open door. If she would just open the door I can see out!

*runs in kitchen* I'm too short to see out the window. *sniffs bottom of door before moving on*

Yay I found a dirty sock by the bathroom door. (Makes mental note to steal it later.

*hears the neighbors dog barking, barks back... Ruff ruff* I'm done patrolling, mother has the other doors shut and of the available windows I'm almost too short to see out of. The ONLY reason I Can see out of the windows is because of furniture placement.

*ruff ruff* have a great day friends!

*happily grabs the dirty sock* mine mine mine!

 

local news

January 26th 2011 1:06 pm
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Our local PoPo charged a man with assault of a police officer for the stabbing of Jeck.

He was not charged with property damage. He was charged with the same thing had Officer Jeck's human partner been stabbed.

By charging the man this way, its saying Jeck is just as important as the other deputies. I agree he is.

His duties are important and he risks his life everyday for us. Just because he doesn't carry a gun doesn't lessen his duties.

I hope the charges stick. Get Well Soon Officer Jeck.

 

local news

January 26th 2011 12:50 pm
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Our local PoPo charged a man with assault of a police officer for the stabbing of Jeck.

He was not charged with property damage. He was charged with the same thing had Officer Jeck's human partner been stabbed.

By charging the man this way, its saying Jeck is just as important as the other deputies. I agree he is.

His duties are important and he risks his life everyday for us. Just because he doesn't carry a gun doesn't lessen his duties.

I hope the charges stick. Get Well Soon Officer Jeck.

 

At least my Pal Patch was Honest with Me

January 25th 2011 5:26 pm
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Mom said yes and Dad is saying No (stand up to her dad)about the neutering. Mom assured me nothing would be missing after the Neutering but Patch told me the truth.

So Neutering is not a good thing. Momma assures me that some diseases can be prevented with Neutering. Plus I was told it would make me more lovable.

I am lovable! If mom does convince him, it will be done in July. I hope he continues to say no.

 
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