February 3rd 2011 6:37 pm
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Just as I was taking a break from patrolling the lower quadrants of my domain, mom started to eat her dinner. Since I was on break, I tried giving her the Sad Eye Look to score me some of Mom's food but it wasn't working.
So I thought to myself, maybe Mom would make a fair trade for one of my hidden treasures...
Tennis Ball? Clothes Hanger? Clean Sock? Slipper? Squeaky Toy? Dirty Sock?
I decided against offering my most valued treasure, a dirty sock. She has a lot of hangers so that would not be a fair trade.
So I offered one of dad's slippers for an even trade. Its not really mine so what do I have to lose? I could always steal it back. A dirty sock is my most valuable treasure and if I trade that it would no longer be dirty when she puts it in the machine downstairs.
So I offered the slipper and she still would not share..mean Mom.
Back to my patrol unless I want to get assigned to KP duty..
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