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Diary of a Squeaky Toy Killer

I Didn't Know I Was Broken

March 22nd 2010 6:52 pm
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My person keeps taking me to a vet and it never seems to be a pleasant experience. Each time I get poked with needles and sometimes organs are removed. And, IMHO, they are WAY to fascinated with my backside.

My person is threatening to get a bumper sticker that says, "I ♠ MY DOG". I suppose it is better than "I ♣ MY DOG", but not by much.

It took me a whole 36 hours to be back to my bouncy self after the surgery. The cone collar was annoying but quite handy for throwing snow into the air. I had to wear booties made from IV bags to keep my dewclaw incisions dry. My person said that I looked like Daffy at the end of the "Duck Amuck" cartoon. (


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