Mom's Been Money Laundering!

And I know it's true from the conversation I heard this morning!

Dad: I can't find my wallet . . . have you seen it?

Mom: No, I don't ever touch your wallet

Dad: I always leave it in the same place, but I can't find it. Oh great, I'm going to be late for work!

Then there was a lot of commotion with daddy running up and down the hall, and up and down the stairs, and me trying to keep up *pant, pant* Finally he comes up the stairs one more time saying:

Dad: I found it!

Mom: Where was it?

Dad: It was in the washing machine, in my pants pocket

It was then that daddy and I realized mommy has been laundering money . . .and I could tell it was illegal by the look on daddy's face. Not only that but mommy didn't do a very good job because the money was all blue! And then she sent it to school with the older girl for lunch . . . wet and all!

Please don't report my mom though, because she's in enough trouble already.

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