A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

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Drive-by Toe Licker!

June 23rd 2010 2:51 pm
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I love summer for bunches of reasons, but one of my favorites is cause Momma wears flippy-flops and her toes are exposed. Sometimes when she's sittin in her recliner and her toes are stickin out of her flippy-flops, I'll walk by and give her toes a big sloppy kiss! Just one, though. Then I'll keep walking like I wasn't even there. Momma says I'm trying to be all non-chal-lant. That means I'm acting like she can't see or feel me. It drives her bonkers cause it tickles her so bad. She's got tickly toes!

She calls me a drive-by toe licker!

 

Happy Daddy's Day!

June 20th 2010 8:01 pm
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I had a real busy day with my Daddy, and boy I'm sure tired, but I wanted to make a quick diary entry to say all the reasons I love my Daddy!

* He's my Daddy!

* He plays chase with me!

* He plays mouse with me!

* He gets up early on weekends to give me my special wet food cause he knows how much I love it!

* He takes me to see Grammy and Pap Pap and Uncle Thumper. It's fun there!

* He cleans up the yard of all my private businesses, and in the spring and summer he cuts the grass so I have a nice place to potty!

* He digs holes in the giant piles of snow in the winter so I can go potty and not freeze off my privates!

I've got lots of other reasons why I love my Daddy, but I'm tired, pups. Lots of running and wrestling and playing at Grammy's, so I'm going to bed!

Happy Daddy's Day!

 

AROOOOOOOOO!

June 18th 2010 7:04 pm
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Great news, pups! Momma and Daddy's school year is over, and Momma is going to be home with me every day for 6 whole weeks!!! Isn't that GREAT?!?!

 

Yucky

June 17th 2010 7:49 pm
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I was feeling really yucky yesterday. I got the allergies pretty bad right now and I'm sneezy and coughy. I had the runs and....oops. I had an accident. In Momma and Daddy's bed. I was so embarrassed. Momma cleaned it up and gave me a kiss and said it was ok...I'm just a pup and she knew I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry Momma!

I feel a bit better today, but I still got the allergies. Stupid allergies...

 

Phooey!

June 12th 2010 11:04 am
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All it does is rain here! Lots and lots of rain! Big rain, little rain, splishy splashy rain, sprinkly rain...poop. I'm tired of it.

And if it's NOT raining it's 8 bajillion degrees!!! Then it's too hot for Momma and me to go walking cause the heat makes Momma get these really bad head pains that sometimes makes her pukey.

Phooey. If I had thumbs I'd call the weatherman and tell him to make it a nice 70* F. Momma said I have to put the F so that pups in other parts of the world would know it's not 70* C, which she says would be really really REALLY hot. Even though it IS really really REALLY hot. I don't what she's talking about, but Momma insisted. So it's F, pups, not C.

 

Look out!

June 8th 2010 6:04 pm
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Me and Momma went for a walk today. Momma says I walked her REAL good! Anyhow, there I was, prancing up the street (that's what Momma says. She says I PRANCE. Whatever that means...) when this huge black dog busts out his door and comes running over to me! Momma yelled at him to go away, and his owner came running out right behind him and grabbed him. The dog looked scary but he was actually really nice. His owner says he's normally scared of little dogs (HEY! Who's LITTLE?!?!), so he's not sure why he busted out the door. That's OK, I made a new friend!!!

 

WHOA!

June 2nd 2010 6:00 pm
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Holy crow! That was some of the scariest weather I've ever seen! Rain and wind and thunders and cold rocks called hail and so much lightenings!!! Then the power went out for an hour and I was SO SCARED!!! It's back on now, but that's it. I've had enough. I'm going to bed.

 

ACK!

June 2nd 2010 4:35 pm
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OMD! There's a TORNADO warning!! We don't get those very often here in Pittsburgh!! So far there's just a lot of thunders and lightenings and wind.

I'm going to hide under Daddy's chair. It's the safest place in the house!!!!!

 

Huh?

May 29th 2010 4:21 pm
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Momma planted her garden today, but it doesn't look like a garden, pups! I'm so confused!

Last year we had a lot of problems with the evil chipmunks. Momma says she saw them watching her plant her yummy vegetables in the ground, then dug them all up! This went on ALL SUMMER! They ate all her watermelons 'cept one and they ate her green beans, too!

So this year she declared war on the chipmunks and planted her garden UPSIDE DOWN OUT OF A BAG?!?!?! WHAT?? (Momma: They're called Topsy Turvy) Momma, how the heck am I supposed to sniff the 'mater plants when they're IN THE AIR?!?!

Humans come up with the WEIRDEST ideas...

 

ACK!!!

May 25th 2010 4:07 pm
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What the WHAT?!?! Dogster doesn't look like Dogster! Me and Momma are confuzled!!! CHANGE IS BAD!!!!!

 
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