July 14th 2010 6:13 pm
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Every time Momma's on this Dogster thing, she oooooooooohs and aaaaaaaaaaaaaws over all my pup pals. All I hear about is "So-and-so did this! Wasn't that funny?" or "Look at how cute so-and-so is!" I'm starting to get a complex over here. I mean, sure, I have some cute pals and all, but I'M the cutest!! Sometimes I think Momma forgets this!
So the other night, after she ooooooooohed and aaaaaaaaaaaaaawed over something somebody did, we went to bed. Every night, Momma climbs into bed (waaaaaaaaaaay after Daddy, especially when she doesn't have to go to work), and I sniff around the bedroom, just in case Daddy dropped a dirty sock. Yes pups, even with all my toys, I still prefer to play with dirty socks. Anyhow, the other night, after inspecting the room, I jumped up on the bed. Normally I plop myself down right between Momma's and Daddy's heads, cause see, I HAVE to be touching them both.
Momma was VERY surprised when, instead of plopping down, I leaned over her head and started licking and kissing like my life depended on it! My paw was tangled in her hair! My jingles were banging off her eye! My doggie elbow was digging into her chest! My tongue was going up her nostril! My beard was tickling her nose!! I had her pinned down for about 10 minutes, giving all the love I have to give.
Momma says she doesn't know what got into me.
I was just reminding her that I'M the cutest pup around.
July 11th 2010 7:48 pm
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Me and Momma was just sitting here, watching some TV, when all of a sudden someone starts banging on the front door and ringing the doorbell!!! I started barking and barking!! Momma jumped up to the ceiling, she was so scared, and Daddy came running down the stairs saying bad words! He opened the front door, but there was no one there! Daddy says it was some punk kids playing a joke. Momma didn't think it was funny. At all.
July 11th 2010 10:25 am
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I'm a Diary Pick of the Day!! Wow, thanks for the honor, Dogster! I feel all important and special! Thanks for all the gifts and pawmails, pup friends. You guys sure are nice to me!
The heat wave finally broke, and Momma said as long as it's not too hot we're gonna go for a walk after dinner! It's still hot, but not nearly as bad as last week!! She says I've been cooped up in the house for too long!
July 7th 2010 3:58 pm
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Today is Momma's 340,000 birthday! I woke her up by giving her lots and lots of kisses. Lick lick lick! She said that's the best way to wake up. MUCH better than that annoying loud buzzing clock thing. I hate that thing cause it means Momma has to go to work and leave me at home. Boo.
It's been SO hot here, pups. No walkies for me in DAYS because Momma says it's not safe for either of us to be outside for very long. Something about an air quality action day or something. I dunno what that means. Oh....Momma says it means there's a lot of junk in the air that's really bad for people with asthma and other illnesses to breathe in. So inside we stay. Thankfully we have that air conditioning stuff in the house. I've been doing nothing but napping all day cause even though we're inside in the air conditioning, Momma still gets bad headaches when it's hot like this, so neither of us have been moving around much. Which Momma says you're supposed to do on your birthday anyhows.
Oh, and get this!! Guess what Momma's going to buy with her birthday money?!? A NEW VACUUM MACHINE! We already HAVE a vacuum machine, what do we ANOTHER one for! Humans...
July 5th 2010 2:00 pm
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I'm a bee! OK, not really. I won't let Momma dress me up in a bee costume, so my new picture is the next best thing. She tried to find a lightening bug to put my picture on since he's my new best friend, but she couldn't find any. That's OK, I like to chase bumblebees, too, even though Momma says someday I'm going to regret that. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
July 4th 2010 4:17 pm
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I can't TAKE it anymore! All last night, and all today...BOOM! CRACK!! POP POP POP!! I HATE FIREWORKS!
I get it. It's America's barkday. But for goodness sakes, the noise is intolerable! And SCARY!! Good thing I have a special spot under Daddy's chair that keeps me safe.
And it's so hot here! No walkies for me, Momma says it's not safe. Her flowers and vegetable plants were all droopy when she went out to grill some sausage, and she said she could barely breathe out there, so inside I stay. Boo. It's gonna be even HOTTER this week. Boo again.
July 1st 2010 8:38 am
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It's my Gotcha Day, and everybody forgots about it, including ME! Oops. Er...Happy Gotcha Day to me?
Is this like a second birthday? Cause if it is, I sure would like a new Nyla bone!!
June 30th 2010 10:13 am
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I'm still having a great summer! I haven't seen my best friend Lightening Bug in a few days, but I'm sure he'll be back soon.
Sunday was my Daddy's 350,000th birthday. He's OLD! They went and left me to go to lunch, but then SURPRISE! They picked me up on the way back and took me to Grammy and Pap-Pap's house, where we all celebrated by me and Thumper wrestling and playing tug of war and fighting over who got to sit on Daddy's head. It was a great time!
It's not so super hot today, so I think me and Momma will get to take a walk! HOORAY! After she cleans the kitchen, she says. She's out there banging away at stuff, and I have to go investigate and make sure she's OK. Daddy says I HAVE to do this, cause he's at work, and when Momma's home alone she gets crazy ideas in her head and starts "doing stuff." That's what Daddy says. I dunno what "stuff" she's doing, but I'm keeping an eye on her!
June 25th 2010 5:34 pm
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Momma found my best friend Lightening Bug on her lettuce when she was outside today!! She says it's probably not the same one, but I know he's just hanging out waiting to meet me at the same time as last night. That Momma...she knows a lot, but she obviously doesn't know about best friends and play times! Sheesh!
Lightening Bug HAS to come back tonight, cause me and Momma and Daddy re-landscaped the front yard and I want to show him what we did! Momma groomed the bushes, and that's when she discovered that the holly bushes I've been getting tangled around with my lead are dead. I pulled them out. Ooops. So she pulled them out and Daddy got new stuff he called mulch. But not the chocolate mulch cause that's bad for pups. He got pet safe mulch. Anyhow, I helped by tossing the new mulch around! Then best friend Lucy 2 came out and we played our zoomie game where we run at each other REAL FAST and then when we get close we run in the opposite direction!! It's fun and it makes Momma giggle.
And now I'm sleepy. It's been a fun summer so far!
June 25th 2010 10:04 am
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I have a new best friend, pups! His name is Lightening Bug!
Last night, Momma let me out to go potty before we went to bed. She went to turn off the TV box and the lights, and when she came back to the door she saw me in the yard, puppy bowing and hopping around. She kind of giggled and said "Fizz, who you trying to play with?" I couldn't answer her, I was having too much fun with my new best friend!
Momma tapped on the door and said "Fizzy, go to the bathroom!" But I just kept bowing and hopping!
*tap tap tap* "Go pee!"
*hop* *bow* *growl*
*tap tap tap* "Come on, Fizz, it's late!"
*bow* *hop* *growl*
So Momma came out to see exactly what on earth I was doing, and then she saw Lightening Bug glow and wink at me. She said "Oh Fizzy that bug doesn't want to play with you!" NU UH, MOMMA!!! Why else is he glowing and winking at me!!??!!
Momma made me go potty and come back inside, but not before I told Lightening Bug to meet me outside tonight at the same time. He's fun to play chase with.
Now I just have to tell all my other best friends that I have a NEW best friend! Let's see, there's Lucy 1 and Lucy 2, my neighbor Sarah, Sandy pup across the street, um....oh yeah! The hot dog dogs, Pepperoni and Rigatoni...and....uh, the mailman. And the UPS man. And Grammy and Pap-Pap. Who else....oh, Uncle Thumper...oh, and of COURSE Momma and Daddy. And then, let's see...oh right, the neighborhood squirrels and chipmunks and bunnies. Oh, and that caterpillar that I found on the porch once. He was definitely a best friend. Um...oh, the birdies that built a nest on our side porch! They're my best friends! And - what, Momma? I have too many best friends? Hm...maybe I do.
But Lightening Bug is my BESTEST best friend!!!