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A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

The Bugs Are Coming! The Bugs Are Coming!

July 23rd 2012 11:17 am
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We've had a lot of creepy crawlies around the house, pups. The other night, me and Momma were hanging out watching the TV box, when out of the corner of her eye, Momma saw a HUGE centipede scuttle across the floor! She jumped up, screaming! She took of her Flip Flop of Doom (TM) and started beating it! Somehow (who knows IS Momma, after all) she knocked a tall lamp over onto the back of her head. She didn't care, though. She just kept beating it. When she stopped to catch her breath, I meandered over all ninja like and ATE it! Which made her scream even more.

Then, yesterday, Momma was downstairs doing the laundries. I don't go down there cause the steps are scary. Anyhow, all of a sudden I heard a scream!! And then beating sounds and lots of VERY un-family friendly words!! Momma came back upstairs and said a WOOD SPIDER was in the dirty laundry basket! So she picked up the closest heavy thing, which was a metal wine bottle holder, and squished him! See, Momma won't use the Flip Flop of Doom (TM) on spiders. She says that's too close to touching them.

I didn't get to eat that spider, pups, which Momma says is just as well. She doesn't know if they're poisonous or not, and she says we're not going back to the dogtor until Monday. Hmph.


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Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 12:32 pm

Yikes!! Invasion of the Creepy Crawlies!!
Barked by: Cathey U

July 23rd 2012 at 1:15 pm

The bug killer man was at my place this mornin! Good barkin at that guy!
Sadly though, we don't have any good bugs in the house now. I can still find beetles with the creamy insides, well, outside.
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 1:17 pm

Oh Fizzy! That's the famous Flip Flop of Doom (TM) you were telling me about! If that was my Mummy she'd be too skeered in case the creepy-crawly's big brother or Mummy & Daddy came after her so she usually puts them into something and carries them outside! So I never get to do the ninja bug eating thing - sheesh!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 1:52 pm

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 2:59 pm

I will say that, too, along with growlmy about that spider and that centipede...shudder! UGH!
I don't know where I told this tail, but befur I was on this earth...growlmy was brushing her teeth, and a humongous centipede crawled out of the sink drain...growlmy almost swallowed her toothbrush...BOL! Shudder from her as she remembers she is going to be checking all over the pawlace fur icky bugs...
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 3:05 pm

Makes me and Mom glad all we have are Slugs around here that are grodie. We have spiders, but no bugs w/ more legs than 8 crawling around. BOL
Barked by: Cathey U

July 23rd 2012 at 3:41 pm

Scooter! Slugs make my Mommy go EEEKKKKK! and then EEEEWWWW after she squashes 'em with sumfin.

FizzyMom, don't be hatin my cream filled bugs unless you've tried 'em and don't like 'em.
Barked by: Walker (Angel Boy) (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 4:35 pm

My mommy has a flip flop of doom to Fizzy! But sometimes I do get to eat the bug's and very little spider if I get to them first BOL!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 4:42 pm

Those bugs are awful--particularly those of the flea persuasion. I hope your Mommy uses her flip flop of doom on any flea she runs across!
Barked by: Prada (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 5:08 pm

Oh my Mom would have been jumping and screaming too... but your mom made me laugh!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 7:35 pm

Let me tell ya Fizz, when mom uses her flip flop to kill the bugs, there ain't enough of them to eat!!!!! She waps so much that Sophie Claire and I get the heck outta her way. BOL
Barked by: Doo - My Sweet Angel (Dogster Member)

July 23rd 2012 at 10:14 pm

Mom feels the Flip Flop of Doom (TM)is just a little too close to the bug in her opinion. Mom has a HUGE jug of bug spray that will shoot real far and thats how she kills the bugs that take it upon themselves to enter our domain! Then she'll vacuum them up and dump them in the garbage. BOL Your mama is a LOT more braver than my mom..getting that close to them bugs. Mom's a chicken.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

July 24th 2012 at 4:45 am

whoa, that sure is so bugs over out for those spiders though. How have you been feeling?? Great I hope
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

July 24th 2012 at 4:53 am

Wow, we have some bugs here too but no Flip Flop of Doom (TM). Mum uses anything she can find.
Are you spending a second week as Dog of the Week? Sure looks that way to me.
Barked by: Wendy G

July 24th 2012 at 8:34 am

O.M.D. Momma sawed a centipede wast week dat wuz SO BIG, hur cood nod eben scweem! Hur jus' maded sum weerd noises an' pointed an' jumpded 'wound!

Dadda wented ober an' him killded it, bud we du nod kno' how cuz we did nod wanna heer anyfing 'bout it! Dose fings toadawwy cweep Momma out. Hur sed dat oine wuz so big it shooda beened payin' went fur bein' in our howse :D


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