May 6th 2012 7:38 pm
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I had a weird day today, pups. Momma and Daddy got up real early this morning. Then, a truck I didn't know backed down into our driveway. BARK ALERT!! Then Momma and Daddy were outside for a looooong time, and there was ALL kinds of machine noise going on! I tried looking out the back window, but I couldn't see anything! Then, I heard footsteps on the basement stairs, and all of a sudden, my Auntie Cole was standing in the kitchen!! What the woof?!?! Where did YOU come from?? BARK ALERT! LOVE ALERT!!

Auntie Cole disappeared for a while, then suddenly, she was BACK, with her boyfriend, Adam! Adam gives real good ear rubs. Everyone was all sweaty and covered in dirt. They sat down and ate hamburgers (MEATZ!!!) and no one shared with me. Hmph. Momma kept talking about her garden and something about beds. Now I know Momma loves to garden and all, but I hope she didn't move our bed outside!! *runs upstairs to check* OK, it's still there. WHEW!

Auntie Cole and Adam left, and Momma went outside for a super long time. When she came back in she was COVERED in dirt! She smelled good to me, but she went in the shower and washed it all off!! She talked about onions and strawberries all night. And green beans. I dunno what she was doing out there, pups, but it sounds like she made a salad? I dunno.

Now she's talking about a pile of dirt being dumped in our driveway on Friday. I hope I get to roll in it!!!

Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2012 at 8:33 pm

Fizzy, I have a suggestion: Since your momma loves dirt so much why don't you bring some in the house for her then she won't have to go outside to play in it.

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

May 6th 2012 at 8:36 pm

Gardening?? I LOVE to help growlmy do that...I do all of the digging fur her, even though she didn't ask me to...BOL!
Maybe you can dig the holes fur the plants!
That would save some shovel time fur your Momma!

Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

May 7th 2012 at 1:10 am

Hmm, gardening is good, you can help dig!

Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

May 7th 2012 at 6:44 am

Onions, yuk! Strawberries, good! Greenbeans, ok. Maybe she'll grow sum Meatzsticks or cheezesticks or sumptin like that too:)

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

May 7th 2012 at 8:29 am

Yeah, Fizzy!! Wissen tu Pepper! Hur habs sum pawsum ideas fur yur garden!!
An' Puff r toadawwy wite - bwing da dirt intu da howse an' den yu an' Momma an' Daddy can pway in it tugefur :D

Mabbe ged yur Mommy tu pwant sum Bacon Bushes™, tu! Dem du weally well in da Pittsburgh area :D

Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

May 7th 2012 at 9:52 am

Perhaps if your Mommy planted hamburgers, you would get some meatz. The humans insist on planting stupid vegetables though which makes no sense because veggies aren't as good as meatz!

Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

May 7th 2012 at 1:29 pm

OMD, pups, what good ideas!! Momma's going to buy her plants tomorrow, so I'm gonna add bacon bushes and hamburger bushes and cheese bushes to her list! *goes to find a pencil* Oh, and Puff, Momma says I already bring in enough mulch to mulch the living room. She doesn't need anymore dirt BOL!