A Day In the Life of the Fizzy

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January 26th 2012 6:37 pm
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I'm bored, pups. There's nothing fun going on. There's no more Steelers footballs, so I don't go to Grammy's house on Sundays anymore. All it's done is rain rain rain. Or snow snow snow. I like the snow, but not the rain. Our front yard is like a swamp. Momma says she keeps waiting for an alligator to pop its head up. Or for me to sink into the yard. My paws are super muddy when I come back in and Momma says there's so many muddy tracks on the carpet that it will never get clean. She put a rug there for me to wipe my paws on, but I won't walk on it. I hop over it instead. Momma sighs every time I do it. I'm not walking on some stupid carpet!!!! She tried using a towel but I squirmed away. Poor Momma. She tries so hard sometimes...

Anybody wanna come over and play? There's chicken in the freezer, and I'm pretty sure Daddy has a chunk of cheese in the fridge somewhere. I've got plenty of toys to share, too!!

 
 

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Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 7:43 pm

I r on my way, Fizzy! It r wainin' an' wainin' here, tu.

If my paws ged dirdy, dem ged winseded off in warm wader, in a OLD KITTY LIDDER BOX!!

Du nod tell anypup, Fizzy, or I r gonna hafta go intu a witness pwotekshun pwogwamme or sumfing :D
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 7:47 pm

Puffy and I are headed your way. It's been nice and sunny down here, in fact it was 72 degrees today and not a cloud in the sky. Arleenton got put back in her yard so when we are done playing at your place why don't you pack up some of your stuffies and come back home with us? We can BBQ, run around in the back yard, visit with Arleenton and when the humans go to sleep we can tip-toe out the front door and go down the street to the little farm. They have a bunch of chickens and some goats we can "visit" - BOL, BOL

Coco Rose
Barked by: Cathey U

January 26th 2012 at 7:50 pm

Poor Fizzy. Sounds like the boredom curse has hit your place too.
I think Coco Rose has a good idea. Let's head over to her place for torment, I mean visit the bunny, chickens and goats.
And have BBQ!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 8:02 pm

Does anyone know how to BBQ a goat?????

I better ask momma to put Arleenton in her hutch before you guys get here so she will be safe. You will still be able to visit with her but there will be no little nibbles allowed. If you spend the night momma says she will take us all to the beach tomorrow.
Barked by: Cathey U

January 26th 2012 at 8:07 pm

Don't know how, but we've heard goat makes great fajita Meatz™! Hey, Coco Rose, maybe we can snack on the bunny choco drops!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 8:10 pm

OMD Zaidie!! Don't give Momma any ideas!!!!! *pretends he knows NOTHING about the litter box*

Coco, Momma wants to know if she can chaperone our play time at your house. She doesn't care what we do, she just wants to sit in the sunshine in the nice 72* weather!!! She'll be on her best behavior, I promise!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 8:37 pm

I didn't read that either, Zaidie!


Fizzy we can have a toy pawrty here, too, and oh, yeah, there were treats in that box too...we are all set!
When you are done at your pawlace, hop on a truck and get on the toll road and come on over here, I am bored, too...even the kitties don't pawlay with me...
Barked by: Doo - My Sweet Angel (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 9:06 pm

We're on our way too Fizzy! sounds like a good time will be had by all! :o)

I'm the ONLY one who tracks mud in the house! OMD does that make mom mad! Mr. Austin runs between the raindrops to pee and then poops on the patio...something ELSE that makes mom mad! If my feet are REAL muddy (like Clydesdale feet size) then mom will wash the mud off in a bucket of water outside. If they're not too bad, she'll wipe them off when I get in the house. She has a used shower curtain liner spread out in front of the sliding glass door, which helps some (a very little some) when I walk in. ;o)
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 9:51 pm

Puffy wants to know if we can go to Freckle's toy party too??? After playing everyone including the pawparents are welcome to come winter at my house. Stay as long as you like and we can party everyday.
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 10:04 pm

Zoe, do you like your bunny choco drops wet or dry? Let me know and I will take care of the rest...
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2012 at 11:10 pm

Chicken and cheese?? I'm on my way!
Barked by: Roudy (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 6:17 am

Dude, I'll come and play wif you! Then we can put muddy paw prints on da floors and da sofas! BOL!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 8:20 am

I think all of us need to visit Coco Rose. Fizzy, I'm not sure if it would help, but Mommy saw an item at Target yesterday that is supposed to clean a dog's paws when they are muddy. It looks like a "jar" and you must put the paw in to "wash" the paw off. Mommy said we would probably refuse to allow the humans to put our paws in it (which means we have trained our humans well), but some dogs probably don't mind it as much. I think it was $9.99 which is a lot cheaper than cleaning a carpet if it works.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 9:32 am

I will come over and play with you!! Be there soon
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 9:43 am

We're packing some toys and treats. We'll be there to play real soon.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 10:44 am

Coco Rose & Puffy, you and anyone else of you furs are all welcome any time that growlmy is here to open the doors, then the doggy doors are giving us free access to the house...and no worry about muddy feet, either, because when we go in the first doggy door we have to sort of wipe our tootsies on the indoor/outdoor carpet first, befur we can go through the second one into the house, BOL!
Then we can play with my toys, eat some treats, raid the fridge and nearby freezer, and chase the kitties...ooh what fun we shall have, esp if I get the neighbors pups to come over, too!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 12:56 pm

OK, so everyone come here first for chicken and cheese. Then we'll go to MJF's house for a toy party. Then we'll go to Coco and Puffy's house for a goat BBQ party in the sunshine! Sounds like a GREAT plan to me!!!!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2012 at 1:13 pm

YES!!
Growlmy is going out tonight, but pawppy is still here, so the doggy doors will be open!


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