October 6th 2010 6:45 pm
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Pups, I think Momma has officially lost her mind. She gets these crazy ideas in her head that never work out right...
It's Countries Around the World week in her classroom, and she wanted to do this art project from India that she needed colored rice for. "Fizzy" she said, "That stuff is expensive at the store!! I'll dye my own!" Well, knowing Momma like I do, I KNEW it would be messy. Especially since Daddy wasn't home. Daddy tells me to keep an eye on Momma when he's not home, cause this is the kind of stuff she does.
First Momma had to pour this stuff called rubbing alcohol into a baggie. It wasn't alcohol like Zaidie's Momma's bodka drip. I mean, that stuff is smelly, but THIS alcohol REEKED! I started barking "Momma don't DO this!" but she shushed me! Then she added food coloring. Except Momma is kinda clumsy, and she got green stuff all over her hands. When she went to the sink to wash it off, she knocked over the alcohol!! UGH!! "Open the window Momma!" I coughed. So she did. Then it came time to pour the rice into the baggies.
*sigh* Did I mention Momma is clumsy?
She missed the baggies, pups. There was rice EVERYWHERE!! I tried to pick it up with my mouth (I wasn't gonna EAT it, Momma, I was just HELPING!) but she kicked me outta the kitchen!! The NERVE!! She starting cleaning it up (boy the words coming outta her mouth were NAUGHTY!!!) and throwing it into the baggies.
I guess it turned out ok. The rice sure looks pretty, but it STINKS. Actually, the whole HOUSE stinks. And Momma looks like an alien with her green hands. Silly Momma...
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BOL, Fizzy!!! We BOFF hab our werk cuttded out fur us wif our Mommas!! BOL!! I bet dose kidses in hur cwass jus' WUFF yur Momma, Fizzy ♥ ♥ ♥
BOL! BOL! BOL! Oh Fizzy's mom-thanks for the laugh!
Just in time fur Howloween!
I just can imagine what was going on at your den!
Sometimes the best laid plans all go awry!
When my growlmy gets an idea...you never know what might happen wither...and usually its because it was a spur of the moment thing...not enough planning, etc...BOL!
There are still green stains in the bathroom from one thing...and pumpkin pie filling spills in her recipe book from a too quick manipulation of the bowl of pie filling...
You gotta watch those Mom's with all their imaginations!
BOL! BOL! Sounds like a mess!
BOL...your poor Momma, well at least she tired and you too with helping to clean up..
Poor Fizzy. You are doing your best with what you have to work with.
Fizzy, has your Momma ever had the kids play with Oobleck? It is very messy but tons of fun! I can bark the recipe if she wants. It's easy. But messy! I stress Messy.
Fizzy, when my momma goes into the kitchen WE RUN AND HIDE!!!
BOL pups! You all shoulda seen Daddy when he came home! He walked into the kitchen and went "What the *BLEEP* is going on in here?!?!?" He took one look at Momma's green hands and rice everywhere, kinda sighed, and walked out. Later we got a lecture, Momma for making a mess (AGAIN) and me for not keeping an eye on her. I WAS Daddy...it's not my fault she gets these crazy ideas and I can't stop her! I don't have thumbs!!
Zoe, what the what is Oobleck?? Inquiring minds want to know...but don't bark it too loud cause we don't want Daddy to hear...if it's super messy Momma will take it to school!!
Isn't OOBLECK something green and squishy and oozy from a Dr. Seuss book?
Seems to me that we used to read about that goo when my unfurbros were small dudes!