Likes: time away from Tofupup Pet-Peeves: Tofupup Favorite Toy: toys are for kids Favorite Food: Trader Joe's vegetarian dog food; greenies Favorite Walk: Point Isabelle because Tofupup's not allowed to come Best Tricks: being cuter than Tofupup Bio: Well, I had a pretty good life here, soaking up all the human attention and going lots of fun places all the time. People used to fight over who got the privilege of babysitting me, that's how perfect I am.
But then one day HE came. Tofupup. That white demon dog who has become the bane of my existence. Gone are the fun walks at the dog park and visits to other dogs' homes. Now I have to sit at home with Tofupup to make sure he doesn't break the windows or shred the couch like he does whenever I try to leave on a trip with my human.
I mean, he's not even that nice to me when we're together, so why does he care so much when we're apart? All he does is steal my toys and try to hump me constantly. He also monopolizes all the human attention by acting needy and insane. Boy I tell ya, being "the good one" doesn't pay. I've Been On Dogster Since:
