Memoirs of a Maltese

MEATz

December 22nd 2012 11:10 am
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I ate raw meatz!!

Mom was bringing in groceries this morning when I decided to investigate bags filled with food. Some of the grocery bags were on the floor. Us pups know when our moms bring in bags they contain goodies! Mom was so busy going back and forth putting items away in the kitchen that she didn't notice me.

I found a packaged ground beef and helped myself. Raw meatz. I ate quite a bit. She spotted me and in shock, "Stella! Aye Stella you're going to get sick! Oh. my. God. Stella...."

Yes pals, I helped myself to a good portion - ate through the plastic wrap to taste the juicy goodness. Has any of you guys eaten raw meatz before? I'm under a 24 surveillance watch for suspicious behavior conducted by the hoomans. I dunno what they're hoping to look for. Me riding a bicycle by myself? Or dressing up in mom's clothes?

 
 

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Barked by: Cathey U

December 23rd 2012 at 4:39 am

Super Score!
Way to go!

I hope you don't get sick but it was worth it, huh?


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