March 27th 2012 4:22 pm
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WARNINGS: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE ARE RATED-PG!!! 'PAWRENTAL GUIDEANCE ARE ADVISED! PUPSES WITH 'STRICTED DIETS MAY NOT WANNA READ THIS. 'DIS HAS BEEN A EBBY-SERVICE WARNING AND I'S WON'T BE HELD 'RSPONSIBLE IF YOU'S HAS A HEARTY-TACK AFTERING READING THIS! YOU'S HAS BEEN WARNEDED!
Guess what Ceel & me has for dinner last night! We's having the same stuffs again tonight. You's ready for this? Wells, Paw-Paw gave Mommy a 'packish of venison-beast burger (this are ground venison-beast meatz). Mommy don't eats venison so Paw-Paw told her to cook it for me & Ceel!!!
She put it in a pot wif a little bit of waters and cooked for us. Then to spoil us even mores, she scrambled one egg, it also comes from the ranch. You see, they has red cluckers (hens) that lay eggs. Paw-Paw always gives Mommy fresh eggs to bring homes. Any-yum...I's means...anywho, Mommy mixed half the scrambled egg in my bowl & half in Ceel's bowl. Then she added some ground venison-beast & our Taste Of The Wild kibble to our bowls!
...AND THAT PUPS IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 24th 2012 12:28 pm
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Mommy gonna try takin' some 'pichers of us with one of her utter small cameras. As mos' of you's knowes, Mommy let Auntie Letty (Ceel's mama) borrow her nice camera and it got broked. Anywho, Mommy says she's going thru camera 'wifdraw and she gotta take some 'pitchers of us. We's going to the park laters so wish us lucks. I's, as usuals, will happily model for Mommy but Ceel is being a butt-head and says she's gonna put up resistance! She better not blow this gig for me! Everyone knows I's earns extra treats for my modeling gig and I's needs Ceel to be 'pawfessional! Wish me lucks pups!
March 21st 2012 3:18 pm
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The utter day Mommy was home from work. She said she was gonna take Ceel & me to the park but first she said she had to go to her office for a meeting.
"OMD! Mommy can I comes with you 'pawlease!!!! I's wanna go to a 'meat-eating' too!" I's begged.
Well pups, I doesn't gets to go with her so I's tol' her to brings me back a doggie-bag. And guess what, when she came back she doesn't bring me squat! Nada, nuttins', not one measley crumb! It are not fairs! She's always going to her 'meat-eatins' and the least she could does is bring me back a doggie-bag. Also, she are always going on 'bout going to work so's she can bring home the bacon but I's nevers see this bacon neither! I guess Mommy jus' doesn't loves me nuff!!! :(
March 18th 2012 2:09 pm
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Pups I's told her overs & overs not to be wasteful but she don't listens! Mommy throwed away a perfectly good piece of meatz even though I's begged her to let me has it! "No Ebby, it has a funny smell & I think mold is growing on it. It is going in the trash." she said.
"It are perfectly fine Mommy! It's just been aged like you's wine. I wants it!" my beady-eyes pleaded with her as she walked to the trash with MY piece of meatz!
"I'm sorry little Gremlin but I'm throwing it out." she said as she dumped it in the trash.
Pups I's almost died...I's tells you I's almost DIED!!! I's starts hyperventilating and Mommy has to get on the floors and calms me downs. (Mommy here-it's true people, Ebby starting hyperventilating!) " Shhhh...Ebby, calm down...breath honey." she said as she rubs me head to calm me.
Every pup knows it area SIN to throw away perfectly good food 'specially meatz! Mommy are a sinful, sinful human! She are going to Hades pups and there are nuttin' I's can does 'bout it! I's going to heavens (cause everyone knows ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN) and Mommy are going to Hades!
March 2nd 2012 7:27 pm
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Yeppers....I's gonna rat my Mommy out pups! Guess what she's does! She's planted some stuffs for my kitty entourage. Sumfin' calls 'cats-sniffs' It are a plants that purrs love to sniffs & get highs on! She planted 2 pots of this stuffs and it should be ready for harvest in a few weeks. Good grief, now I's gonna have a bunsh' of cats high on 'cats-sniffs' this summer!
February 27th 2012 3:36 pm
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Sadness has entered our hearts again pups. We just read that a special friend, Sydney, will be leaving this earth. Her loving parents will be with her as she crosses over to the Rainbow Bridge.
Sydney is a special needs pup that got around with the use of her wheelchair. She is 11 years old and has lost her battle with cancer. In April of last year, Sydney's other special needs sister, Olive, (Olive was blind & deaf) went to the bridge. We can only imagine how hard it must be for her parents right now.
Go in peace sweet Sydney. We know Rinky & Olive will be there to greet you as you enter through The Great Master's doggie-door in heaven. Goodbye my friend.
EBBY & CEELEY
"To live in the hearts of those we love,
means not to die."
February 26th 2012 11:49 am
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The entry below has been copied from our pal Abby's diary. Please pups we must unite and pass the word around.
Pals, a friend of mommy's sister drives an 18-wheeler. His constant companion is his Sheltie, named Star. Star got spooked at a truck stop in Wisconsin on February 22 and ran away. She has been seen in the area around the truck stop, but is very scared and skittish. Star and her owner are from Canada so they are not familiar with the area. The owner's wife drove from Canada yesterday and has reported that Star has been seen in the area.
Please pass this along to anyone you know who might be familar with that area in Wisconsin.
February 25th 2012 2:18 pm
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Pups I's got me a 'sichy-a-tion' heres! It are Ceel...she's outta control! My kitty-entourage confronted me with this problem and won't get off me back till I's does somefin' 'bout it!
kitty Raven: Warden (my kittys call me the Yard Warden) you've gotta do something about Footlong (Ceeley)! I'm tired of her bossing me around all the time! Just cause I'm all black, doesn't mean I'm an intruder! I live here! I am NOT the neighbor cat! I know she knows my smell and she should not be sneaking up on me and scaring me!
Ebby: Now, now Raven, Ceel is just messing with you. She knows you's smell and she knows you lives here.
Diamond: Permission to meows Warden Ebby?
Ebby: Pawmission granted Dimy.
Diamond: Well, as you know, since my only cat friend & protector, Furby, went to the bridge, I live inside with you & Footlong. Am I not a well behaved cat?
Ebby: You's is.
Diamond: And do I not stay out of your way most of the time?
Ebby: You's does.
Diamond: Then why does Footlong think she can order ME around?!
I was alone in the bedroom, minding my own business, playing with a ball, not bothering anyone, when suddenly Footlong comes in & corners me & tells me I has to stop having fun! Who does she think she is?! I was here before her!
kittys Sunshine & Sweet-Pea: She's been sneaking up and barking orders in our faces too!
kitty Tux: I've had it with her too Warden! If she pushes me around one more time I swear I'm gonna scratch her beady-eyes out! I mean it Warden...I'll scratch her beady-eyes out & claim self-defense!!!
Ebby: Now you's felines stop this hissy-fit right nows! I's not has-ing no cat fights 'round heres!
Cats: Well you better do something or you will have a cat fight on your paws!
Ebby: Now you's cats calm down...don't get you's whiskers in a wad! I's deal with Ceel.
Good grief...now what am I's going to does?! Pups you's got any 'sgestions?
February 14th 2012 7:56 pm
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(Ebby blushes & acts all demure) Pups, I gots me a special secret Valentine this years...tee, hee, hee! It are a secret cause Mommy don't wants me having no boypups. That are why she 'fixed' it to where I's always remain pure & innocent. 'Normly, I's doesn't cares 'bout having a boypup. My career as a watchdog keeps me 'streamly busy, but today are Valentine's Day. For this one day, I's got's me a Valentine! It are Fizzy...tee, hee! He asked if I's be his Valentine & I's said 'Sures!'
I's being rebellious so sneaked onto the 'puter for me online date with Fizzy. It are kinda funs sneaking 'round Mommy's back! BOL!
I's sended Fizzy a gold heart, a candle for our candle-lit dinner, 2 glasses of homemade venison-beast 'hooch' that I brewed up, and a itty-bitty piece of venison-beast steak (I's ate most of it and sent him the little leftover piece cause I's generous like that!)
Fizzy sended a gold heart and some ground moo-beast with a little salad on the side (I's loves salads). I scarfed it down fast before he changed his mind or asked me for a taste. It was delish! Sorry Fizz but you's knows I's 'sharing-challenged'! Anywho, thanks for being me special Valentine!
February 11th 2012 9:06 pm
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That are right pups...saturdays are the best! First because Mommy are home with us and we's not home 'lone while she goes to work. Also cause lately we's been gettin' scrambled egg mixed into our saturday 'brefest! You's heard right pups...Ceel & me gets a whole half scrambled egg in our 'brefest!
Mommy took us for a walk and we gots to go for a ride in the car. I just loves riding in the car! And to tops this saturday off, Mommy made Ceel & me another little bowl of pawcorn and let us lay on the couch with her. We's got to eat pawcorn and watch one of our favorite shows, Pitbulls & Parolees.
PS~We wanna thank Coco & Puffy, The Redford Pack, Chipper & Petey for the wonderful Valentine cards we's received.