How Doo is 'Dooing!

Lotta you pups out there is also pals with my pal Doo. And as most of you's knows, Doo been sufferin' from a limpity-limp. Anywho, Doo has been going to see my 'holy-vet Dr. Williams (she treated me when I hurts me back). I'd been 'wunnering how my pal was cause we's hasn't seen no update in her diary 'bout her condition so's I had Mommy send her a paw-mail for me. Below is her response. I's posting it cause I's knows there are 'utter inquiring minds like me who wanna know how 'Doo is dooing' (BOL!):


Hi Ebby...I'm better but not completely yet. Last week Dr. Williams gave me some Myrrh (yep, just like one of the 3 kings brought Jesus) for pain and I'm supposedly supposed to work my way up to 3 pills 3 times a day. Right now, I'm on 2 pills 3 times a day. I have good days where I barely limp at all and bad days where I limp real bad. They also refilled my anti-inflammatory meds so that that once a day too. Mom bought me a harness which we used for the first time today (I guess its ok) and also bought me an elevated food bowl which I don't like at all. The bowls rattle around and make lots of noise while I'm trying to eat from them and mom says I kinda stand back from it rather than get up close to it. She also noticed I take the food out and put it on the floor to eat. So much for that...mom said that's defeating the purpose. So, I haven't used it again.

Dr. Williams asked mom if she wanted to continue the once a week visits or stretch them out to every 10-14 days. Dr. W. said she didn't have a problem seeing me weekly or every 2 weeks, it was up to mom. Mom said since I'm not as healed as she would like me to be she would prefer to just continue with the weekly visits for awhile longer. Dr. W said its going to take some time for me to "get back to normal", so we've got all the time in the world. Mom asked if maybe they should do surgery on my back and she said she didn't think that that would do anything for it. So we'll try a little longer and see how much I can progress.

~Doo

Kardashian's Missing Dog

Alright, I's just gonna come out and bark my 'spicions. I's has long 'spected that my pal Zoe...you know...the one with the bushy-eye brows & mile long lashes...yes that Zoe. Anywho, it are my belief that she are Kim Kardashian's dog! With lashes like that, she HAS to be a Kardashian! Zoe is you sures you's Mom doesn't steal you from the Kardashian clan? Jus 'wunnering....

Zoe Kardashian

Goings On's

FINALLY! It been a 'hunnerd dog-years since Mommy updated me diary! She don't even tells me I's a diary pick till the next day! Thanks to all my pals who left prezzies on me page.

Well pups, I's got anutter Pooch Pawrade unner me paw. Ya'll prolly read all bout it in Whitley & Finley's diaries. It sures was great getting to meet me pals in 'pawson! The humans was surprised at how good we's all got along. No growling, no showing teeth, 'nuttin'! We's sniffed butts to say, 'Hello, nice to meetcha!' Yeppers, we's formed our own Dogster pack right there at the pawrade. In fact, we marched the whole route side-by-side, shakin' our waggers (tails) as onlookers gazed at us in awe! Often some our human 'groupies' couldn't contain they-selfs and ran to pet us & give us treats! Even Ceel was on her best behavior. She don't bark or growl at noones! She even let 'chillens pet her and she hates little 'chillens!

Whitley & Finley's Mamas sures is nice and pretty! Finley's Mama gave Ceel & me 'mashing bandanas! We's been wearing them lots lately! Anywho, back to the pawrade: as usual, the pawrade route was paved with treats. Fin & Whit was amazed! Then as if that wasn't 'nuff, the 'Barka Stewart lady comes out with her basket of beautifully arrange treats for us to sample!

There is one big hill along the pawrade route. Finley's Mama offered to pick me up and carry me up the hill. Ceel was carried my Mommy. That's right pups, Ceel & me was carried up the hill just like we's 'Cleopawtras! BOL!!!

I sure hopes Fin & Whit comes agains next years!

Viva Fiesta!!! AARROOO!!!!

It are that time of years again pups! It are Fiesta times in San Antonio! Two weeks of fun-filled events like, 'cornyvals, 'merryachis, music 'fesybells and 'pawrades!!!! The mos' 'portant 'pawrade takes place tomarrow. It are the Fiesta Pooch 'Pawrade and Ceel & I's gonna be 'pawticipating again! Oh and guess whats?! I's gotta paw-mail from Finley that said her & Whitley are 'prolly comings too!!!! I's so 'escited! There will be 'hunnerds & hunnerds & hunnerds of pupes there.
We's plans on gettin' there earlys this years so's we's can find a good parkin spot. At 8am there will be all kinds demenstrations, silent auction, costume contests, etc. The 'pawrade will beguns at 9:30. Ceel & I's will be marching thru the Alamo Heights neighborhood. It are a long route--3 miles! Ceel & me has been gettin' in shape for the march. Ceel is so competitive! When we's goes for our walks she always gotta runs out ahead of me. She said she plans to finish the march ahead of me agains this years! She will mos' likely be marchin' with her Ma Letty.

Since it are a long route, 'pawrade 'ficials provide water stations through out the 'pawrade route for us pupes and bottled water for our humans. Some peoples even toss doggie-biscuits for us to eats!

'Almos Homeless On Me 'Birfday!

'It's me 'birfday & I'll bark if I's wants to,'
'Whine if I's wants to'
'Howl if I's wants to,'
'You's would whine too...'
'If the following happened to you!:'

That's right pups, it are me 'Birfday/Gotcha Day! I's wanna thanks all you's for all the prezzies on my page! I's has the bestest pals!

Well pups, as me title says, I's almos becomes a homeless pup yesterday! Oh where shall I's beguns? Well it all beguns in the mornings. Mommy was home from works so she told us she gonna cook herself & us a hard-boiled egg. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! She put the eggs in waters then put them on the stove. Then she said she was gonna run out to the garage for a second to give Sunny her meds. Ceel, Diamond & me ran out with her. After giving Sunshine her meds & a quick brush, Mommy was on her way back into the house but got distracted by the 'lawny-mower. She forgots all 'bout the eggs! Yeppers, she decides she needs to mow the lawn. Has I's ever told you's we has a big lawn?! Anywho, as she's mowing she keeps saying, "What's that smell? Good grief are the neighbors burning their trash out back!" She continued mowing till she finished. She then decided to do some planting. All the while Ceel kept pacing back & forth by the house. "Ceeley sure is acting strange," said Mommy, "and what is that aweful smell?"

THEN SHE REMEMBERED....THE EGGS.

She took off running toward the house with Ceel, Diamond & me at her heels. She opened the door and out came a cloud of smoke! She ran to turn off the stove and then stood there in our hazy home filled with smoke.
"MY EGG!!!! MY YUMMY EGG!!!" I's whined, "It are GONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I's lapped up the little pieces of 'esploded egg I's could find in the hazy mist. Mommy beguns opening all the 'winders and told us to go outside. I's looked up at the blackened pan and pleaded with Mommy to let me has the ashes. She said no as she shooed us out the door.

**Sniff, sniff* "Oh my egg...my precious egg!" *Sniff, sniff* "Mommy doesn't even lets me give it a 'poper burial. It's ashes shoulda been buried in my tummy!"

Our Sunshine are back

I's wanted to let ya'lls knows that my cat Sunshine are back at home now. Lemme 'esplain: On Monday Mommy was lookin' out the 'kishen winder and saw Sunshine trying to go pee-pee in the yard. She went to one spot, then unnuder, then unnuder, and unnuder and so ons. Mommy got 'spicious, and continued to 'wash her closely. Sure 'nuffs, Sunny kept trying to go pee-pee in different areas. Mommy went to 'vestigates and saw 2 little droplets Sunny had left on some leafs. The pee-pee droplets was red so Mommy gots 'larmed and called our vet to get a 'pointment for Sunshine. It are late in the 'afernoon when Mommy called so vet office told her she could drop Sunny off and they woulds tend to her the 'nes morning. When Sunny was loaded into the jeep I's told Mommy, "You's better brings her back! She are my Sunshine. My only Sunshine. Please don't takes my Sunshine away!" Mommy 'sured me Sunny would be back.

Poor Sunny, turns out she and Whitley's Maurice is both suffering from a 'u-e-ary tac 'fection (urinary trac infection). Vet told Mommy Sunny had stones (like Fizzy) in her pee-pee pouch. I don't think it are as bad as Whitley & Finley's Maurice thoughs. Now Sunshine has to eat a special diet and is taking 'annie-botics. Mommy has her confined to the garage for a few days so she can give her her meds and so she can monitor her betters. Sunny not too happy 'bout it. Poor Sunshine!

OMD! WE'S WONS THE LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMD, OMD, OH. MY. DOGNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pups my pack & me has wons the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You's NEVER gonna believes what the Hopper Beast...I's means 'Easer Bunny' bringed us! A GOBBLE BEAST (turkey)!!!!! Not jus a leg or wing but a WHOLE Ebby-Ceel sized gobble beast! (Ebby's beady eyes bulge out as she trys to contain her excitement.)

We spended the weekend over at our Paw-Paw's and on 'Easer Sunday Mommy & Paw-Paw call us into the 'kishen. "Guess what the Easter Bunny left for you in the fridge?" they asked. Paw-Paw opens the fridge box & pulls out gobble beast the size of Ceel & me put 'togedders! Me thinks to me self, "Yes, Ebony Ursula, there are a 'Easer Bunny! He DOES 'esist...And you's pawryers has jus been answered!"

Mommy wasn't sures how to cook our 'lotto prize but then decided to just put in a big pot with some waters. MMMMMMMMM....boiled gobble beast!!! Has you's ever heard of anything more DELICIOUS?! Me thinks NOT!!! Anywho, after what seemed forevers, our beast was cooked and Mommy took alla bones out and put the meatz in some plastic containers so's she could store it in the fridge box for us. We will be getting real gobble beast meatz mixed in our kibble! We's has been forced to share some with our feline siblings...dern it! 'Esept for Diamond...she don't cares for fresh gobble-beast...bless her! "Dimy, has I's ever told you you's me favorite purr?"


EBBY MOM HERE: Okay I feel I need to explain. I know I spoil my fur-kids ALOT and yes they DID get a small frozen turkey for Easter. The reason is because it was a turkey my dad kept forgetting he had. It has been in the deep freeze for 2 years now. Rather than throw it out, (we hate being wasteful) we thought why not cook it and give it to the fur-kids. Ebby has warned about going to Hades for throwing away meatz! LOL!!!!

That'll teach her!

Pups, I gots in troubles today. Mommy yelled at me and said mean things to me! I's not used to getting in troubles no mores, that's Ceel's 'partment now. I's the Rinky of the house, the goody-four-paws, the Miss Perfect, and all those utter names Ceel is always barkin' at me.

Anywhos, Mommy had no right yell at me! No right at all!!! I's should be mad at her for being late with my suppers! It are all her faults I's had to go scavenge for me own nourishments! I coulda died of starvation you know!!! So why did she yell at me you ask? Wells, I's out in the yard scavenging and Mommy saw me from the 'kishen winder' munchin' on sumfin. She runs out yellin', "Ebony, you better not be eating worms!" I's wanted to tell her to stay outta me 'biness but I's kept me yapper shut. After all, she are my Mommy. I wasn't eating worms (I wasn't that lucky). She looks down to see what I's eatin' and screams. "EBONY YOU NASTY DOG! YOU GET YOUR PORTLY SELF BACK IN THE HOUSE THIS INSTANT!!!!" I cowers down, lower me head and walk back to the house. I turns 'round and give her my sad pouty look. "I had the hungers and you's doesn't feed me my dinners." I's pouted.

Humans 'esagerates everything! All I's eatin' was a 'kitty-nugget' I's found buried in the yard. Maybe this'll 'teash her not to be late with MY SUPPERS!

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Guess what Ceel & me has for dinner last night! We's having the same stuffs again tonight. You's ready for this? Wells, Paw-Paw gave Mommy a 'packish of venison-beast burger (this are ground venison-beast meatz). Mommy don't eats venison so Paw-Paw told her to cook it for me & Ceel!!!
She put it in a pot wif a little bit of waters and cooked for us. Then to spoil us even mores, she scrambled one egg, it also comes from the ranch. You see, they has red cluckers (hens) that lay eggs. Paw-Paw always gives Mommy fresh eggs to bring homes. Any-yum...I's means...anywho, Mommy mixed half the scrambled egg in my bowl & half in Ceel's bowl. Then she added some ground venison-beast & our Taste Of The Wild kibble to our bowls!

...AND THAT PUPS IS WHAT'S FOR DINNER AT OUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish us lucks!

Mommy gonna try takin' some 'pichers of us with one of her utter small cameras. As mos' of you's knowes, Mommy let Auntie Letty (Ceel's mama) borrow her nice camera and it got broked. Anywho, Mommy says she's going thru camera 'wifdraw and she gotta take some 'pitchers of us. We's going to the park laters so wish us lucks. I's, as usuals, will happily model for Mommy but Ceel is being a butt-head and says she's gonna put up resistance! She better not blow this gig for me! Everyone knows I's earns extra treats for my modeling gig and I's needs Ceel to be 'pawfessional! Wish me lucks pups!