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'Almos Homeless On Me 'Birfday!

April 25th 2012 9:40 am
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'It's me 'birfday & I'll bark if I's wants to,'
'Whine if I's wants to'
'Howl if I's wants to,'
'You's would whine too...'
'If the following happened to you!:'

That's right pups, it are me 'Birfday/Gotcha Day! I's wanna thanks all you's for all the prezzies on my page! I's has the bestest pals!

Well pups, as me title says, I's almos becomes a homeless pup yesterday! Oh where shall I's beguns? Well it all beguns in the mornings. Mommy was home from works so she told us she gonna cook herself & us a hard-boiled egg. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! She put the eggs in waters then put them on the stove. Then she said she was gonna run out to the garage for a second to give Sunny her meds. Ceel, Diamond & me ran out with her. After giving Sunshine her meds & a quick brush, Mommy was on her way back into the house but got distracted by the 'lawny-mower. She forgots all 'bout the eggs! Yeppers, she decides she needs to mow the lawn. Has I's ever told you's we has a big lawn?! Anywho, as she's mowing she keeps saying, "What's that smell? Good grief are the neighbors burning their trash out back!" She continued mowing till she finished. She then decided to do some planting. All the while Ceel kept pacing back & forth by the house. "Ceeley sure is acting strange," said Mommy, "and what is that aweful smell?"

THEN SHE REMEMBERED....THE EGGS.

She took off running toward the house with Ceel, Diamond & me at her heels. She opened the door and out came a cloud of smoke! She ran to turn off the stove and then stood there in our hazy home filled with smoke.
"MY EGG!!!! MY YUMMY EGG!!!" I's whined, "It are GONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I's lapped up the little pieces of 'esploded egg I's could find in the hazy mist. Mommy beguns opening all the 'winders and told us to go outside. I's looked up at the blackened pan and pleaded with Mommy to let me has the ashes. She said no as she shooed us out the door.

**Sniff, sniff* "Oh my egg...my precious egg!" *Sniff, sniff* "Mommy doesn't even lets me give it a 'poper burial. It's ashes shoulda been buried in my tummy!"

 
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:24 am

Oh no that is scary! Maybe your Mom will make you an egg for your birthday.
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:38 am

Yikes!! I'm sorry you lost your egg, but thank goodness you're not homeless!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:43 am

Mommy did make it ups to me Monty. She cooked me a 'birfday supper of whole grain brown rice wif lottsa gobbler and some carrots...AND...half a hard-boiled egg (not burneded)!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:52 am

Ohhhh Myyyyyyy!!

And that smell goes on and on !!! Been there done that !!!

Glad all is well.... more eggs !!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:59 am

Flicka I's tried to warn her but just like the purrs 'round heres, noone takes me barks serious! Now Ebbers are gonna go ons 'bout her burned egg for days! 'Luckly, yesfurday are a breezy day and the smoke cleared out quickly and the burnt smell is also goned!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 2:10 am

What a scary tail of almost woe...OMD!!

Glad you had a good ending, and today you got some eggs that were good and not ashes...and that you still have a pawlace to call home!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 2:14 am

OMD Ebby - this is something that my momma could have easily done also. I can't tell you the number of times our house has been filled with smoke and the smoke alarms have been screeming their heads off. Since you didn't mention anything thing about smoke alsrms I am guessing maybe your momma better either buy some smoke alarms or change the batteries in any existing ones that you might have. Thank goodness all that happened was burnt eggs and pot.

Hugs and kisses,

Coco Rose

PS - if momma should happen to burn down the house you and ceeley can come stay with us for a while.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 2:19 am

Coco we has them screechy thingys but they don't screech cause Mommy has forgotten to change the batteries! Nice going Mommy! It been 4 years since she changed them!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 3:31 am

Poor Eggs, poor,poor eggs.

This is the part where I tell you Mom has her nose all squinchy and pulled in like there is a nasty smell in the room. She hates the smell of burned eggs and might have urka gurkad if that cloud had hit her in the face. BOL
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 3:55 am

Oh dear! Sorry about your egg! You had a great Birfday dinner, tho!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 6:24 am

Happy Birthday, Ebbers! Sorry about the eggie weggie, but it sounds like your Momma made it up to you!

Are you and Ceeley doin' the Fiesta Pooch Parade this year?
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 9:05 am

OMD, I's cryin' over dat wasted egg. What a tragedy.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 10:17 am

oh my, that is terrible, glad everything was ok though and you are not homeless!!
Barked by: Sandi G

April 26th 2012 at 11:55 am

Glad you guys are all ok, that would have been scary if you lost your house:( You can always get more eggs:) Love, Mable HOpe you had a happy birthday!!
Barked by: Cathey U

April 26th 2012 at 12:24 pm

Wow! And Yikes! I sure hope your Mommy changed the batteries Now in all the loud smoke detector things.
Are you beds and covers and toys all ok? Not stinky?

Happy birthday and that meal sounds super duper yummy.
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 1:30 pm

OMD Ebby she killed your egg AND almost made you homeless? So glad it was nothing more than a burnt pot, some smoke, (I bow my head here) and an egg that didn't make it. At least you got a great Birthday supper though. Keep barking at your Mamma though till she puts new batteries in your noisy things. By the way I have to pay a visit to my Mom her batteries are dead too since the power outage last Oct and your story reminds me she needs to get it done.
Hugs
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 2:04 pm

What?!

She didn't put on another egg for you? You did remind her that it was your birthday, right?
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

April 26th 2012 at 9:53 pm

OMD! So glad your house didn't catch fire....I bet the smell is hard to get rid of???

Now...did you get some eggs for your birthday????? Ebbie- you must keep your eyes on those Moms... they put too many irons in the fire and then get side tracked.... Happens all the time here....

We hope you had a pawsome birthday despite the mess...My Gma is working me to death with all this outside yard stuff...I couldn't even pop into dogster for 5 min. yesterday. It was just awful! Then to add insult to injury.....she gave me a bath before supper! She didn't tell me helping to dig up old flowerbeds required a bath...kisses,mazy
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

April 27th 2012 at 8:42 pm

Sophie Claire puts her paws on her hips and says.....

#1. Please go get some batteries for your smoke alarms!!!!!

#2. Sorry your eggie got burned up.

#3. Glad you had a wonderful birthday dinner after all.

#4. You all were lucky and Ceely was trying to tell everyone.

Smoochies & hugs that you all are OK.
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

April 27th 2012 at 10:55 pm

Thanks Sophie Claire! Now maybe my pack will takes me more serious!

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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