I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

That'll teach her!

April 4th 2012 9:33 pm
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Pups, I gots in troubles today. Mommy yelled at me and said mean things to me! I's not used to getting in troubles no mores, that's Ceel's 'partment now. I's the Rinky of the house, the goody-four-paws, the Miss Perfect, and all those utter names Ceel is always barkin' at me.

Anywhos, Mommy had no right yell at me! No right at all!!! I's should be mad at her for being late with my suppers! It are all her faults I's had to go scavenge for me own nourishments! I coulda died of starvation you know!!! So why did she yell at me you ask? Wells, I's out in the yard scavenging and Mommy saw me from the 'kishen winder' munchin' on sumfin. She runs out yellin', "Ebony, you better not be eating worms!" I's wanted to tell her to stay outta me 'biness but I's kept me yapper shut. After all, she are my Mommy. I wasn't eating worms (I wasn't that lucky). She looks down to see what I's eatin' and screams. "EBONY YOU NASTY DOG! YOU GET YOUR PORTLY SELF BACK IN THE HOUSE THIS INSTANT!!!!" I cowers down, lower me head and walk back to the house. I turns 'round and give her my sad pouty look. "I had the hungers and you's doesn't feed me my dinners." I's pouted.

Humans 'esagerates everything! All I's eatin' was a 'kitty-nugget' I's found buried in the yard. Maybe this'll 'teash her not to be late with MY SUPPERS!

 
Barked by: Katie L

April 4th 2012 at 9:54 pm

"Portly?" You mean you were already showing obvious physical signs of malnourishment -- the bloated belly, and your Mom yelled at you? Next time, roll in the Kitty Nugget, then eat it.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 9:59 pm

Oh, Ebbs, hope you has brushed your teeth!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 4th 2012 at 10:11 pm

BOL! Oh Pennie, you know you's a genius! Next time Mommy tells me I's portly, I's gonna tell her it are a symptom of starvation and it means she's not feeding me 'nuff!!! Why oh why does I not think 'bout that befores! Thanks fur the medical advice pal! And Pepper, I brushed me 'toofers with a dog biscuit!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 12:24 am

OMD, I think you should be mad at her for starving you so that you were forced to go eat Kit Kat bars.
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 3:30 am

BOL! BOL! Oh Whitley!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 4:12 am

oh the nerve of her to yell at you like that and outside where others might hear her...
Barked by: Cathey U

April 5th 2012 at 4:27 am

Poor Ebby! You mus' have been so hungry you was dee-leer-i-ous.

Otherwise, you woulda been more sneaky and your Momma wouldn't have seen ya munching. ;-)
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 6:17 am

Life sometimes Miss Ebby just ain't fair!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 7:01 am

Aw poor Ebbers...how dare your Momma call you portly! And in front of the neighbors!!!! I think you're perfect just the way you are!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 7:21 am

Aww kitteh nuggets! They are pawsome aren't they? I just don't understand our pawrents sometimes.
Barked by: Lucian (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 7:53 am

Oooooo kitty nuggets! wow! what was they like??
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 8:10 am

Miss Ebby..all is FAIR in late meals and Starvation mode...
Myself,I don't like KIT KAT Bars but I'd eat worm or bug or two if I find 'em... Don't ya Love the yard pickings of spring?

HAVE A BLESSED EASTER AT YOUR HOUSE...tell Momma to make you and Ceeley something special for dinner.... then you won't cruise the yard for snacks.hehe,kisses,mazy
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 10:39 am

I love to try and snitch some of those way yummy kitty croquettes, too...freshly laid in the kitty box...Mmmm!
But I nevur understand why that would make growlmy upset, afterall, then there is less for her to bag up each day...

Now send that less clean up, I am helping message to your Momma, Ebby!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 11:29 am

The 'portly' comment don't 'boddersme. I's proud of me round curves (lets utter pups know I eats well). I's jus doesn't like being yelled at and being called a nasty dog! I's very sensitive you know!
Barked by: Chance (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 2:22 pm

My mommy yelled at me too and it's all little pest Titan's fault. That new puppy makes me bark and get in trouble. So it's not us, you and me is pawfect!
Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

April 5th 2012 at 4:26 pm

Missy and I eat Kitty Roca all the time and Mom and Dad get so mad at us about it. I mean seriously it's just Kitty Roca, that cats aren't eating it and it's a shame to see it go to waste. We can't even blame our parents for not feeding us in time seeing how we are free fed...we just like Kitty Roca.

As for the curves Ebby, there is nothing wrong with having some junk in your trunk and I don't think you are nasty.
Barked by: нαℓσ ♡ (Dogster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 9:31 pm

Eb, u silly gal. I heard kitty nuggets have no reall nutrious value BOL. I hope your Mum gave u plenty of treats & extra cup of food for being late w/ ur supper. :)

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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