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GONE POSTAL!!!

December 3rd 2010 8:06 pm
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GGGRRRRR!!!! I's so Mad! Pups, Ebony Gonzalez-Alpha Dog is fixin' to sue the postal service! Why you's asks?! Lemme' esplain!

So, me walks with Mommy over to the post box & Mommy says, "Oh my, you girls got mail!"
"We's does?!" me asks. She shows me a plastic baggie that has a card & a envelope that looked chewed up. "Why that dern mailman!" me thinks, "He chewed up my envelope in a 'tempt to steal my 'Kissmass card! Waits till I's gets my paws on him!"

Mommy said the card was from our fellow San Antonian pals, Austin & Doo. Thanks pals! At least the card was in one piece but the mailman chewed up the envelope & then had the nerve to put it in a plastic baggie that says 'we care'! Grrr! Mommy thought that was funny, but not me! Waits till me & Ceel gets our paws on him! And they's wonders why us dogs don't like them - well it's cause mailmans can'ts be trusted!

On a lighter note, I's wants to thank Flicka & Lucas for they's beautiful card. Howard, we loved your cute card & the 'licious recipe you sent us. And Doo & Austin, I's will avenge you's envelope! Thanks Pals!

 
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 1:00 am

Grrr.... that is unacceptable, Ebby!!!
Barked by: Cathey U

December 4th 2010 at 3:59 am

If that's what the mailman does to mail that goes 'cross town, it's a miracle you are getting anything else!
Did you get the million dollar check I sent?
And they didn't even leave you a cookie for tearing up you card!?!
Barked by: Wendy G

December 4th 2010 at 7:37 am

BOL, Zoe!!!
Dat r an OUTWAGE, Ebby! grrrrrrrrr....
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 8:24 am

O-M-D Zoe! Mailman musta' stole that million dollar treat check! And no-he doesn't leave me a cookie neither! He prolly ate the cookies that comes with my card!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 9:19 am

The postal humans that deliver mail are BAD. This is why we dogs need to bite them--we are doing the world a service! I bet he stole you million dollar check, your cookies, and who knows what else you didn't get. Sure, mess with a Christmas card, but let the bills arrive--they don't even have any sense of priority!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 9:53 am

You's right Demon! Mommy's bills (even though I's doesn't know what they's is) is always on time! Why doesn't they chew those up!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 10:26 am

oh boy this is not a good way for them to start off our season with the cards!!
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 10:39 am

No it isn't Petey! Ebbers & me is growling mad & we's fixin' to write a letter to Santa-Paws to lets him know 'bout our naughty mailman! BOL!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 12:30 pm

Does the postal dude know it is against the law to tamper with the mail? A federal crime?!?
OMD! He better be carefur!
No Santypaws fur him...We care, indeed! GRRR!
Woofs!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 1:16 pm

How outrageous - glad my mailman didn't realize there was a Christmas loofa dog for me in the package he gave my mom - otherwise he woulda probably taken it for himself!
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

December 4th 2010 at 10:13 pm

Give 'em heck, Ebby!

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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