December 3rd 2010 8:06 pm
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GGGRRRRR!!!! I's so Mad! Pups, Ebony Gonzalez-Alpha Dog is fixin' to sue the postal service! Why you's asks?! Lemme' esplain!
So, me walks with Mommy over to the post box & Mommy says, "Oh my, you girls got mail!"
"We's does?!" me asks. She shows me a plastic baggie that has a card & a envelope that looked chewed up. "Why that dern mailman!" me thinks, "He chewed up my envelope in a 'tempt to steal my 'Kissmass card! Waits till I's gets my paws on him!"
Mommy said the card was from our fellow San Antonian pals, Austin & Doo. Thanks pals! At least the card was in one piece but the mailman chewed up the envelope & then had the nerve to put it in a plastic baggie that says 'we care'! Grrr! Mommy thought that was funny, but not me! Waits till me & Ceel gets our paws on him! And they's wonders why us dogs don't like them - well it's cause mailmans can'ts be trusted!
On a lighter note, I's wants to thank Flicka & Lucas for they's beautiful card. Howard, we loved your cute card & the 'licious recipe you sent us. And Doo & Austin, I's will avenge you's envelope! Thanks Pals!
Grrr.... that is unacceptable, Ebby!!!
If that's what the mailman does to mail that goes 'cross town, it's a miracle you are getting anything else!
Did you get the million dollar check I sent?
And they didn't even leave you a cookie for tearing up you card!?!
Dat r an OUTWAGE, Ebby! grrrrrrrrr....
O-M-D Zoe! Mailman musta' stole that million dollar treat check! And no-he doesn't leave me a cookie neither! He prolly ate the cookies that comes with my card!
The postal humans that deliver mail are BAD. This is why we dogs need to bite them--we are doing the world a service! I bet he stole you million dollar check, your cookies, and who knows what else you didn't get. Sure, mess with a Christmas card, but let the bills arrive--they don't even have any sense of priority!
You's right Demon! Mommy's bills (even though I's doesn't know what they's is) is always on time! Why doesn't they chew those up!
oh boy this is not a good way for them to start off our season with the cards!!
No it isn't Petey! Ebbers & me is growling mad & we's fixin' to write a letter to Santa-Paws to lets him know 'bout our naughty mailman! BOL!
Does the postal dude know it is against the law to tamper with the mail? A federal crime?!?
OMD! He better be carefur!
No Santypaws fur him...We care, indeed! GRRR!
How outrageous - glad my mailman didn't realize there was a Christmas loofa dog for me in the package he gave my mom - otherwise he woulda probably taken it for himself!
Give 'em heck, Ebby!