July 13th 2010 10:43 am
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Not one little measley sip! Not one! Just a sip is all I's asked for but no joe! Mommy was drinking her morning coffee & it smelled so good so I's begged for a sip. I's laid on the Ebby charm & she just smiled & patted my little head & said, "Sorry lil' gremlin, coffee is for humans not for 'widdle doggies like you."
"But I's wants some!" I's continues pouting
"Ebby coffee stunts your growth & it'll upset your tummy. I'm not giving you coffee." she said.
"Escuses! Just escuses! I's stops growing years ago & you's knows I has a caste iron tum-tum that can handle anything!" I's continues begging.
This time she refused to share with me no matter how I begged. So not fair!
She didn't even let you lick out the empty mug?! Now that would be cruel...esp if there was cream in there.
Not one measley lick Jack! How could she say no to my little face! Mommy can be such a cold-hearted human at times!
How about some coffee ice cream? That would be a great way to get your coffee fix!
Whut kinda Mommy duz nod gib cawfee tu hur bery own pup??
You's see Mommy, you's see?! Now everypup on Dogster knows what a Meanie you were for not giving me coffee!
It ain't right. It just ain't right.
Dad was gonna give me some Mango iced green tea that mom fresh brewed the other day. Mom saw him and said "NO! Don't give that to him! It's not good for him!"
Why are our moms so mean?
Your Mummy was looking out for ya sweetheart! Mind you, I manage to stick my head right in Mummy's face no matter what she's eating or drinking, and it still doesn't do me any good! Coffee would have you bouncing of the walls, too!
I stole some of mom's coffee was and ran in circles for an hour straight! Now the coffee is always up high!
I sneaked a sip once. It was good!
Yeah, I sneaky drank some of Momma's coffee once-- had me bouncing off the walls!! That was F-U-N!!
Maybe you gibbed Rinky all your beggin secrets an dinnit keeps enough fur yourself!
Get in your momma's purse and take out any of the credit cards and high tail it to Starbucks. You can have all the coffee you want - BOL