I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

THE RULES

March 20th 2010 11:15 am
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EBBY: How was your dinner Ceel?
CEELEY: Oh. My. Dog! The food here is soooo goood! Ya'll get to eat like this all the time?!
EBBY: Yep! Today was nothing! Just kibble mixed with some good canned. Wait till tomarrow~we'll get real moo-beast chunks mixed in our kibble & 'posbly a bowl of moo-beast broth & 'quacker snacks for dessert!
CEELEY: I can hardly wait! Ma' would have a hearty 'tack if she knew what I ate! She so strict!
EBBY: Doesn't she ever cook for you or share what she's eating with you?
CEELEY: I wish! Ma' can eat a steak right in front of us & not share a single crumb with us & will sleep quite well at night! She doesn't feel guilty 'bout not sharing with us at all!
EBBY: Not my Mommy! Alls I have to do is flash my beady eyes at her & she gives in! Well 'nuff chit-chat~time to get down to 'biness. As the alpha-dog 'round here, I have certain rules I 'spect you to follow okay?
CEELEY: Okay.
EBBY: I don't like to 'peat myself so listen good okay? You 'lisnin?!
CEELEY: I's 'lisnin.
EBBY: I have alot of 'sponsibilities 'round here being the ONLY watch-dog. Rinky is here for decorative purposes only so she never lifts a paw to help me with my duties. She seldom ever barks...(Ebby leans & whispers to Ceeley)...I don't think she knows how.
RINKY: I heard that! I do too know how to bark! I just don't wanna!
EBBY: Okay Rinky, calm down! Don't get your winkles in a wad, I's just kidding. Go back to your beauty sleep. Anywho, back to the rulesys. I know weiners are good barkers so Ceeley you will help me sound the alarm when you hear strange noises or 'truders in the yard.
CEELEY: That sounds like fun! I'm a great barker!
EBBY: You will also help me patrol the yard & chase out any 'truders.
CEELEY: This is so exciting!
EBBY: I like your attitude! Now, you are not to harass the felines that live here. They are part of my entourage & my friends. I'll introduce you to their smells later. Any other felines that try to come into the yard you can chase out. Don't hurt them just tell 'em to get out.
CEELEY: What if they don't listen to me or try to scratch me?
EBBY: Just tell 'em you are barking on behalf of the 'Yard Warden' and they'll listen! That's what the cats around here call me. That's 'bout it, Rinky anything you wanna add?
RINKY: You just 'bout said it all.
EBBY: Any questions?
CEELEY: Nope. I can't wait to earn my keep!
EBBY: We're gonna get along just fine.

 
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2010 at 6:30 pm

Ebby you sure know how to keep a tight ship!

Say hi to Ceeley from us!

Happy saturday!
Barked by: Cathey U

March 20th 2010 at 6:32 pm

Go get 'em you girls!
You are both small but you are mighty small.
bol
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

March 20th 2010 at 9:21 pm

BOL!! :o) Rinky is for decorative purposes only! Hehehee!!! You are so funnies!
Barked by: nina (Dogster Member)

March 21st 2010 at 3:14 pm

Oh Ceely...you will NEVER want to go home!
life with Wrinkles and Ebby is too much fun!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 21st 2010 at 9:32 pm

Wow-- when can I come visit?? We have the ground cow mixed in with our food every day around here- it's part of the "Westie Diet".

So funny..."don't get your wrinkles in a wad".... BOL
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

March 22nd 2010 at 1:46 am

I've got watchdog responsibilities too. I'm the Head of Home Security.

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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