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DESPERATE MEASURES

January 19th 2010 11:34 am
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As those of you who read my diary know, I am being STARVED to death! Rinky, Miss Goody-Two Paws, gets fed much more than me. All this bark about her being bigger than me is a bunch of doggie biscuits! So what if she is SLIGHTLY bigger, I'm hungry should be fed the same amount! I do all the barking, alerting & patroling around here! Rinky is here for decoration...she never lifts a paw to help with my watch-dog duties! You know it's not even Rinky's fault...I blame Mommy for not being fair with our food rations.

Anywho, desperate times call for desperate measures. Yesterday while out on our walk, I came upon some venison beast droppings. I like venison...these are venison droppings...I'm hungry...Mommy is trying to starve me...why not! I ate 2 before Mommy came yelling! "You act like I don't feed you!" she yelled. "Well you don't feed me enough," I thought to myself, "And I must get my nourishment somewhere!"


P.S.>For those of you who have never had venison droppings, hmmm, they aren't too bad. Taste kinda grassy.

 
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 11:44 am

Mmmmm... sounds tastee!!! :o) How pawesome that you managed to get two before you were caught. Yay, ebby!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 11:53 am

Thank you for your support Ella!
Barked by: Chipper (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 12:15 pm

Bahahahahaha!!! "Rinky is here for decoration!" I love it!

Good job Ebby! Glad you got to nab two of them before you were rudely interrupted. :)
Barked by: Wyoming 6/21/99-3/6/11 (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 12:16 pm

Awww poor Ebby. I know desperate times call for desperate measures. I never would have thought of venison droppings. Great find and now that I know they come with your recomendation I will have to be on the lookout for some. (When Mom's not looking of course) BOL
Barked by: Cathey U

January 19th 2010 at 12:36 pm

Yes! Venison chocolate drops!
I bet those were mighty tasty! Very low is cholesterol too. Those venison eat greens and twigs.
Very healthy snacking for you. Smart girl Ebby!
Barked by: Molly (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 2:13 pm

Oh my Ebony, If we were closer I would sneak you some homemade dog cookie's. I've had kitty roll's from the litter box and yummy.
Wag's, Molly
Barked by: Lucy (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 5:27 pm

Never had venison droppings...or no droppings at all. Mama watches me like a hawk whenever we go out for a walk.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 6:06 pm

I'm with you Lucy, mom has eyes in the back of her head! I can't get away wif nothing. Good hunting Ebby!
Barked by: Missy CGC (Dogster Member)

January 19th 2010 at 7:19 pm

Mommy doesn't let me eat anything like that then again I steal Monty's biscuits right out of his mouth but I think I am helping him keep his nice figure.
Barked by: Angel Sandra Marie (Dogster Member)

January 20th 2010 at 7:54 am

Atta girl Ebby...you got to get what ever you can..maybe that will make mom feed you more...



Sandra Marie
Barked by: Brodie Bear (Dogster Member)

January 22nd 2010 at 5:52 am

LOL u are too funny

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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