I's So Awesome, I's Jealous of Me-self!

I AM WHO I AM ....

December 16th 2009 10:17 pm
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and I can't change...Sorry Santa-Paws I tried to be nice all the time but I'm not Wrinkles! Wrinkles is always nice, patience, quiet & always willing to share her stuff but not me! I tried, I tried, and I tried!!! But I'm miserable I tell you...just miserable!!! I'm an alpha & it's not in my nature to share anything. Now I admit that biting Wrinkles on the cheek is bad and Mommy has disciplined me for that by pulling a Ceasar Millan move on me! I learned my lesson! Two weeks ago I lost my temper again & nipped Rinky on her other cheek but I felt bad & I apologized to Rinky & everything is fine now. Every morning I wash Rinky's face with my tongue---that must count for something! I hope you will still bring me a prezzie but if you don't Wrinkles said she would share hers with me. That is really nice of her cause if I'm honest, I probably won't do the same for her. At least I'm being honest! Oh and since I'm being honest, Santa don't expect any cookies from me cause I'll have eaten them but you are more than welcome to have the plate!

Sincerely,
Ebony (aka Ebonita Scrooge)

 
Barked by: Pogo (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 6:58 am

Awwwww (((((((((((Ebony))))))))))) You know what? I think Santa Paws will be VERY impressed with your honesty and the lovely way you balance things out by giving Wrinkles kisses every morning!!! I have no doubt you're on Santa's Nice List! xoxoxoxoxo
Barked by: Cathey U

December 17th 2009 at 12:45 pm

Oh yeah, that honesty stuff goes a long ways with Santa.
You gotta be you!
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 1:48 pm

BOL!!! :o) Best Dear Santa letter evah!
Barked by: Doo - My Sweet Angel (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 3:35 pm

Girlfriend! You know I'm right there with you. You and I are cut out of the same cloth! We DO NOT like to share or be nicey nicey like Wrinkles and Austin! PULEEZZ!! If Santa Paws doesn't bring you anything, I'll go and buy you something myself. Us girls have got to stick together!! ;o)
Barked by: Biscotte (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 4:03 pm

Ebony and Doo, I am afraid we are a trio in this matter !
I am sure Santa know what a alpha dog is and that he understand we cannot help ourselves and do what we have to do ! We will have our gifts for Christmas !
Licks and kisses XOXOXO Your third Musketeer
Biscotte
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 4:10 pm

For the sake of ALL

DON'T BITE SANTA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barked by: nina (Dogster Member)

December 17th 2009 at 6:25 pm

now Ebony, its not that hard to keep up the fake goodie 4 paws act!
just follow the script i sent you!
that patsy Wrinkles comes in handy at the big finish!
its a cinch here and i expect a boat load of gifts kissmas day as they are all utterly convinced i have 'settled down'.
wait till they see what the new year will bring (hee hee)..
your sister scoundrel salutes you with our little black dog baddie society traditional grab and run 4 it! xoxoo shhhhh.....
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

December 18th 2009 at 1:20 am

Thanks friends for all your comments. Mommy has assured me that she has spoken to Santa-Paws on my behalf & has assured me that he will be bringing me a prezzie. She says that Santa understands that my sassyness is part of my charm & he accepts me for who I am. She did warn me that Santa will not tolerate my being mean to Rinky or anyone so I do have to work on that.

 

Ebony Ursula


 

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