June 30th 2013 10:09 am
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Pups I have had a harrowing experience this morning and I just have to bark about it!
I was with my Pawrents visiting my Human Brothers House in Columbia, SC and they have these creatures called Cats! Evidently they were so worried about me visiting and harming one of these Cat things, but mom reassured them that I was a well behaved boy and would not even pay attention to those silly things.
Well the first encounter I didn't even pay any attention to the 2 cat things but one of them made this hissing sound when I went by, but I was a good boy and went out in the yard and did my business. I went by again and the hiss noise happened again and I just walked on by and didn't pay any attention to that thing.
This morning mom was trying to walk me by the creatures again and I was not even making eye contact and I was brutally attacked! This Noodle Cat Creature has 6 inch claws and swatted me on the but when I walked by.
Mom grabbed me up real quick or I would have really laid into that thing.
Good thing she intervened or boy oh boy it would have been ugly!
(mom here, Reece screemed like a baby when the cat, named Noodle swatted him on the but and proceeded to roll over on his back and shake!)
Oh mom that is so not how it happened!
Later pups, think I will go lick my wounds!
Anti-cat peanut butter pup
Noodle just probably wanted to play... that's whut dose cats duz when dey wantz to play....
YIKES!! Yu scweemed cuz yu thot it wuz a mountain wion. Yeah, dat r it! Stick wif dat story, Weece!
That's right Z-pup it was a lion for sure with big sharp claws....sorry Finley I ain't playin' with that!
Yeah, swatting pupses with da claws is how dey say "I love you." At least it's what I keep telling myself.
Yeah, Noodle mighta been wantin to play but if Noodle was a hissin and spittin, well, that's not fit to print on this Dogster place.
Stay away from them evil cats.
But their tushies sure do smell good.