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Ratbag!

March 8th 2009 12:07 am
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When i come to think of it when i was a earth dog i was a ratbag!
Let me tell you story about the Naughty things that i did.

Airport Troubles:
No need to take me for a walk i walked myself!
When we lived in onerahi The onerahi airport was just up the road so i used to walk up to the airport. The thing you would least want me to go to would be ...... The runway. And guess what i did I used to run in front of the planes! But one day there was trouble. No i didnt get run over by a plane. A airport man had seen me a few times so he followed me home. He walked along behind me i didnt even know he was there. When i got home Mummy got in big trouble for letting me wander. OOPS!

The ladies house:
Seeming i wandered about everyone knew me. Once i got lost so i went to a ladies house and she rang mummy and told her she had me .Mummy picked me up and took me home.

Gross stuff:
When dad was working in japan mummy had to look after me and the paintball field. So we drove to mangapai to look after paintball. I loved mangapai there was a pond that i could swim in and it was in the country. But Grandad did cows there so i used to roll in cow poos and when the cows had babies i would roll in the afterbirth. Mummy said smelt bad but she forgave me quickly.

Thats the end i was very naughty wasnt i!

 
 

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