Zwei Schnauzer Haus

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Home:Milwaukee, WI  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 46 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Princess and the Pea Brain, the Love Replacements, Cuddle-Butts

Doggie Dynamics:
not playfulvery playful

Quick Bio:
-purebred-pound dog

February 21st 1970

Going for walks where they can be off-leash, naps and meals.

Intruders, visitors, strangers, company, "others"

Favorite Toy:
Things that are soft and squeaky!

Favorite Food:
CA Naturals lamb meal and rice small bites. (They might say otherwise!)

Favorite Walk:
Any walk is a good walk, but off-leash at the dog park is best.

Best Tricks:
Sit. Steal the Toy. Bark Loudly. Run Out the Door.

Arrival Story:
Lexie is the first dog I ever had. She was a stray from our local Humane Society and we adopted her in 2001. Buddy came to us through the same shelter in the summer of 2007.

Lexie is a terrific barker, but she is the relaxed cuddler as well. Buddy is more fun-loving, but also a real nut job. They are about six years apart in age and get along well, though they are not cuddly with each other like they are with their humans. They light up the lives of all six humans in our family.

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It's Really Mom's Birthday Today, Not Ours

February 21st 2012 7:58 am
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When Mom set up this joint page for us, she just could not leave the birthdate box blank. Librarians are like that. It's all about filling in information. I guess it's supposed to be about correct information, but we won't go into that small fudge on the birth year, not on her birthday and all. She is getting older and prolly kinda forgetful anyway. She only underestimated her age by a few years. Shhhhh!

So thanks to efurrypup for sending along such nice pressies and greetings today. You are making Mom feel all warm and fuzzy, just like a schnauzer! BOL! And besides, when Mom is happy, she is more likely to dote on US, which is really what life boils down to.

Happy Birthday Mom!


No More School!

February 7th 2012 3:48 pm
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Mom said I don needa go back to the Zoom place. She said I can zoom jus fine at home, wich is pawfectly true. I do it evfurry day anyway. Today I did my potty right away when Mom said to do it an I got a treat! See? Who needs school?

There was a little bitta snow outside this mornin when we furst went outside. What's up wif that? It's not like it's winter or nuthin.

Lexie said it IS winter. I know it's not cuz winter is cold. Today was a little cold, but it's not at all like I know winter is s'posed to be. Nachur is confusticated.



December 9th 2011 1:23 pm
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Lexie: I was a little miffed when Mom left with Buddy this morning and wouldn't let me come. She said I wouldn't like where they were going. Turns out they were going to the vet to have Buddy's nails trimmed. Yeah, I don't need to get in on that action. I just let Mom trim my nails. I save her time and money. I'm good like that.

Buddy: Well, I was all 'cited to go on a secret mission wif Mom, so I din care or din hear or din listen - whatevfur! - to where Mom said we was goin'. I jus heard her say "Come!" and I did! And do you know where we went?

Lexie: I just told them where you went.

Buddy: We went to the vet! Phooey! And I peed outside but Mom still picked me up like a baby dog when we got inside. Then she tol evfurrybody that she would hold me cuz I would pee on stuff if she din hold me! How hoomiliatin'! Geez, if I couldda jus gotten down on the floor an sniffed 'round. It smelled like there was a lot of stuff to read down there. I could have at least marked a little bit to let pups know I was there . . .

Lexie: That's why you don't get to get down . . .

Buddy: But then this guy came out an talked all nice to me an said I was cute, which I know I am, an he took me in the back room an then a lady an him held me an the lady clipped off all my toenails!

Lexie: And I heard Mom asked how you did and they said you did just fine. Mom couldn't believe it, knowing how you act like the world is ending every time she tries to trim just one of your pathetic talons here at home.

Buddy: An then Mom hadda give those peoples some monies an then they laughed at my leash cuz it says somethin' 'bout one-a us not havin' any balls an' I know that hasta be Mom cuz I have balls at home.

Lexie: And then Mom came home and said I was next. I'm like, "What?! I always let you trim my nails!" She said I had to get some things that were overdue, like my distemper shot, an internal parasite screening (thank the dog they don't go inside you to do that - they just look at your poo) and something else about making sure my heartworm meds are doing their job. Dr. J did my exam and said I need a dental. He told Mom to save up because there is an end-of-winter special every year in February on those. Sigh.

Buddy: You get to get a dental? Why don I get a dental? I want one too! Are they tasty?

Lexie: You can have mine. You deserve it.

Buddy: That is really nice-a you, Lexie. You are jus full of the spirit of the seasoning!

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