December 22nd 2012 5:37 pm
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It r time pupses - time fur me tu pack up my stuffs an' head back tu Bob's fur more pubby twainin' an' tu partake in sum howliday festibities an' junk. On Sunday, Dadda r dwibin' me tu Bob's. Den him an' Momma r goin' tu da airport in Toronto an' fwyin' in a big pwane tu Seattle tu be wif my Unkle Paul an' hims famiwy fur Chwissmus. I wish I cood go, tu :(
Anywayz, I will hab my waptop wif me at Bob's an', ob corse, my BwackBewwy will be in my secwet pocket, wite nexx tu da fweezer ob MEATZ™. I will du my bestest tu chek in wif yu pupses. In da meemtimes, I wish yu all da bestest fur da mewwiest Chwissmus E-B-E-R an' a pawsum an' *pawtackuwar* nu yeer!! I wuff yu, pupses ♥ ★ ❀ ☀ ☮
Pupdate : I r in da car wif Dadda, on da way tu Bob's howse! I furgedded tu tell yu dat my LWD sistur, Paisley, r 'xpectin' pubbies an' dem r due on Chwissmus Day!!! OMD, I r gonna be a weel unkle!! Paiswey asked me tu be wif hur durin' da birfs, so I can wemind hur 'bout bweathin' an' stuff! Pwus if hur needs scweem an' yell while da pubbies r bein' borned, hur can yell at me an' I will unnerstan :D Chwissmus AN' bwand nu neeces an' nefews!! Bestest Chwissmus E-B-E-R!!
December 11th 2012 7:45 am
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...bud nod fur tu wong. Momma an' Dadda r goin' tu Seattle tu spend Chwissmus wif Dadda's brofur an' hims fambly. It r gonna be a diffwent kind ob Chwissmus wifout Gwampa, so dem fot dis wood be good fur eberyone.
I will be headin' back tu Bob's howse on December 23rd an' I will stay dere 'til da 31st. I will be gwad tu wing in da nu yeer wif Momma an' Dadda, bud I wook furward tu duin' more pubby twainin' at Bob's.
Dis gwoup ob LWDs r nod wernin' as quickwy as ubers I hab teeched. Dem keep wosin' dere wissenin' ears AN' dem r compwetewy obsessed wif eatin'! Can yu bewiebe it??? :D
In da meemtimes, I r hopin' tu ged my Chwissymus cards in da mail later dis day or nexx day. I r WAY ahind skedule wif all my Chwissmus pwepawashuns, bud as Momma sez,"Christmas is a season, not just a day." If fings r late, it r nod da end ob da werld, wite, pupses?? Oh, an' gess whut!! Chwissmus hab comed tu da Dogster Giff Store, finawwy!
Chwissmus Card Smackdown 2012 (wesults so far) : LWD - 16 Pawents - 6 BOLBOLBOL :D
December 7th 2012 3:34 pm
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My werk as a pubby twainer here at Bob's howse r comin' tu an end. Momma an' Dadda r comin' home wate on Sadurday nite an' I r geddin' pickded up on Sunday affernoon.
Affer I unpack all my junk, I need start witin' my Chwissymus cards or dem r nod gonna be dewibered tu yu pupses afore Chwissymus!! Dem r extwa speshul dis yeer an' I hope yu wike dem :D
Dis wuz 'Wern How Make Haggis' Day here at 'Unkle Zaidie's Twainin' Skool fur LWDs'! WEEL messy an' da hole howse stinks WEEL gud :D Dis nite we r gonna webiew eberyfing we hab werned an' den, nexx day, r da final 'xam. "Hey, yu pupses! Ged back tu da dorm an' studee!"
It r gonna be a WONG nite. I need make sum cawfee if I r gonna stay 'wake tu suberbise dese cwowns. Bark wif yu soon, eberypup!
December 4th 2012 8:13 am
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Dese lil' wascal pubbies r wearin' me down. So far dem hab werned NUFFIN, 'cept fur how oben a bottle ob Scotch. Akchewawwy, dat r da 'portantest fing!!
On da 'genda dis day?? How make ice fur dose whu wike dere Scotch 'on da wocks'. Aftur dat? 'Wern How Make Haggis' Day! OMD, I wish yu pupses cood be here fur dat - da smells wood bwow yur minds!! SOOOO gud :D An' haggis on toast makes a weel 'lishus snack! Bark wif yu later!
November 30th 2012 9:44 am
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I r at Bob's howse, twainin' a nu herd ob pupses! Momma an' Dadda r in MN, stayin' wif my speshul kids while dere mom an' dere step-dad go moonin' fur hunney...or sumfing :D I did nod want any ob yu pupses or yur peepoles tu be wunnerin' or werryin' an' junk, so I r takin' dis spare nano-second I hab tu chek in an' say hewwo. So, HEWWO :D
I hope eberyone r duin' well. I will chek in when I can, bud I r weally, weally bizzy. Dis r 'Wern How Tu Put On Yur Kilt Without Fwashin' Yur Pwibacy-Pweeze Parts Tu Eberyone' Day! Bob needs take da wefwesher corse :D
Happy Birfday an' Habby Gotcha Day an' Happy DDP Day an' Happy Dog ob da Day tu anyone an' eberyone if I habben tu miss yur speshul day! I wuff yu, pupses ♥
November 23rd 2012 6:31 pm
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I wood wike tu take dis obbortunity tu fank yu, my fwiends, fur helbin' me cewebwate my 5th birfday. It wuz da bestest day E-B-E-R! I kno' I say dat all da time, bud it r alwayz twoo. Yu pupses r da bestest, tu ♥ Hey, I whymed!
I weceibed so many wosettes an' giffs an' stars an' wayer cakes dat my pwofile page r gonna 'SPLODE or sumfing :D I r still wearin' all da pawty hats! Da fudz r mostwy goned, bud if yu hed tu da cafe in da nu wing ob da LWD Cwubhowse, dere r *still* sum turkee dwumstix an' a bid ob birfday cake, bud it r goin' fass! So ged eatin' :D An' fanks fur be so nice tu me, Zaidie, whu r now 5! ♥ ❀ ☀
November 22nd 2012 9:02 am
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♪ Habby Birfday tu me! (I r fibe!)
Habby Birfday tu me! (bud I r still nod 'llowed tu dwibe).
Habby Birfday, Ged cookin' MEATZ™, Momma!!
Habby Birfday tu me!! (I r fibe!) ♫
Hey, pupses!! Yup, it r a speshul day here at my howse - it r my birfday an' I r...Can yu gess how old I r?? Nope, nod one. Nope, nod too. Nope, nope fwee an' nope, nod fore! I r 1234...5!! YAY fur bein' FIBE!! Da werld r my oyster an' I can du ANYFING I wanna du dis day, wite, Momma???
"Well, HunBun, it's also Roadtrip Day and in the US, it's Thanksgiving, so it's an especially special day!"
"Where my giffs r?"
"Well, look at your Dogster page, dude!! We're going to need an 18-wheeler to get all your presents home!"
"OMD!! Dis r unbewiebable!!" *starts wiggling his LWD butt and can't stop dancing* BESTEST DAY EBER!! Fanks fur all da giffs an' messages an' cards yu hab sended me, my fwiends! I will hab tu du my fank yu nexx day cuz we r outta here!!~ Habby Fanksgibbin' tu all my 'Merican fwiends an' dere famblies! I wuff yu pupses!!
P.S. Chek out dis pome-fing fwum Zoe!! I r still waffin' :D
He's feisty and cute.
He looks good in a suit.
Call him Z or LWD.
Today he ain't three.
BOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOL!!! Da bestest part ob dis day r dat Zoe's pome maded my Momma waff OUT WOUD!! Dis r HUGE pupses, H-U-G-E!! I wuff it :D
November 6th 2012 11:51 am
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So wike I telled yu, I wuz taggded. On Dogster when yu ged taggded, it meens yu need answer sum quesshuns! I awweady answered sum, bud now I r gonna answer more, 'CEPT I hab maded up my own quesshuns fur part 2!! So hang ontu yur pantses, pupses, cuz dis r gonna be F-U-N!!!
5) Du yu wike baffs an' when wuz da wast time yu habbed one?
- Nexx tu kitties an' skwerls an' bein' bwushed an' wearin' a coat an' wearin' boots an' bein' gibben med'cine an' bein' weft all awone at my howse an' wain an' windy days an' wettuce, I weally du NOD wike tu hab a baff. Da wast one I habbed wuz on Sunday. I hated ebery single minit ob it an' I did my bestest tu ged Momma an' Dadda soakded awong wif me :D
6) If yu wuz stucked on a desert iswand, whut 3 fings wood yu want tu hab wif yu?
- *thinks hard* Ouch! Dis r a twicky one. I fink I wood need a wifetime suppwy ob kitties, a wifetime suppwy ob skwerls an' a wifetime suppwy ob MEATZ™. Dat shood jus' 'bout cuber eberyfing :D
7) When wuz da wast time yu taked yur peepoles fur a walk??
- Well, dis r a coinfidence! I jus' gedded back fwum one! Dis day, Momma sed tu me,"Okay, Zaidie-Pup, today you have a choice - wear the Buddy Belt of Horror and Torture™ *OR* wear your 'snazzy and styling' new raincoat/windbreaker. What's it going to be HunBun??"
OMD! Dat r wike askin' - du yu wanna hab a baff or du yu wanna hab a shower??? Dere r no gud answer, 'cept I choosed da coat an' it wuz da werstest walk eber! grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
8) How much ob whut yu werned at 'bedience skool du yu pwactise in weel wife?
- :D N-U-F-F-I-N :D It r funny ('cept Momma an' Dadda du nod waff 'bout it) cuz when I wuz in skool, I wuz at da top ob my cwass. I did eberyfing I needed du an' sumtimes da teechurs wood uze me, Zaidie, as a 'xample ob gud behabiour! BOLBOL :D If dem cood see me now, dem wood be howwor-stwicken :D (*Note from Momma : Just for the record, they wouldn't be horror-stricken, but they would agree that Zaidie and his parents could use a refresher course*)
9) Whut du yu wear unner yur kilt??
- Oh, deer. Dat r a secwet. I cood tell yu, bud dat wood meen I wood wose my memmership in da 'LWD Whu Wuz Borned Unner A Haggis Twee In Dose West Highwands Ob Scotwand' Cwub or, as we call it, da 'LWDWWBUAHTIDWHOS' Cwub.
Yes, I DU, in fak, hab a kilt an' if yu ask bery nicewy an' pwomise NOD tu waff, I mite show it tu yu...'cept Momma needs take a pichur ob it furst :D
10) Final quesshun - 'Sides da bet's obbice, where dem wuff yu an' r alwayz so bery habby tu see yu an' da feewin' r mutual, an' yur bestest beech an' Gwamma an' Gwampa's fenced-in yard an' yur bestest twail by yur bestest river, whut r yur fabouwitest pwace on earf??
- Well, dat r ezee - DOGSTER, ob corse!!! I wuff yu pupses ♥ ❀ ☀
October 28th 2012 12:36 pm
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Hey, pupses! My gud fwiend Winkie, fwum San Banfwisco, wuz taggded an' him habbed NO idea whut da heck wuz goin' on, so him asked hims big bwofur 'bout it : "Hershey, I wuz taggded. Whut da heck r go on??" Hershey 'spwained it tu him!
Him telled Winkie 'bout dose olden days on Dogster, back when us pupses wived off da wand, maded our own fudz an' an' habbed tu walk twenny miles each way tu da bet's obbice an' onwy pwayed wif wocks an' stix cuz toyz hab nod yet beened inbented! Weally :D
Dere wuz WOTZA taggin' goin' on back den an' when yu gedded taggded, it meened yu habbed tu answer sum quesshuns, bud yu did it in yur Dogster Diawy, so dat yur fwiends cood wead yur answers an' wern eben more way kewl an' innerwestin' fax an' junk 'bout yu! Sounds wike fun, wite?? Ob corse it duz! If yu wead dis, consider yurselb taggded, *bud onwy if yu wanna be taggded* Copy da quesshuns intu yur diawy an' answer dem. Yu can eben ask yurselb yur own quesshuns an' I r pwetty shur yu will answer! So wet's ged tu it!
1)What colour is your collar?
- BOL!!! Witch collar??? O.M.D. I hab 'bout twenny, bud dis day I r wearin' my 'I will nod chase skwerls' collar. Momma finks dat by wearin' it, I agwee tu NOD chase dem! BOLBOLBOL :D Hur r so cute when hur r guwwible!
2) What kind of food do you eat?
- Aftur all da wecalls an' junk wegardin' dog fudz, Momma 'cided tu take madders intu hur own hands. Now I eat sumfing called 'Urban Wolf'. It r a dehydwated mix ob all kindza beggies an' fwoots an' uber gud stuffs. It ged wehydwated an' mixed wif cooked MEATZ™ - any kind ob MEATZ™ Sumtimes it r chiggen an' sumtimes it r gwound beefs an' sumtimes it r steak!! It geds measured out intu daily porshuns an' it can be fweezed! It r ezee tu make an' tastee??? OMD, pupses! Can yu say 'LISHUS??
3) What are your favourite treats??
- Wite now I r toadawwy intu sum cookies called 'Doggy Delirious' by a company in WA called, 'Wet Noses Inc.' Dem r shaped wike bones an' dem come in all kindza fwabours wike cheez an' apple&cinnamon an' pear&mint an' sweet 'tato an' peenut budder an' pupkin an' cawwot&cwanbewwy! Dem hab NO corn, NO wheet, NO soy pwoducks, NO pweserbatibes an' NO, I r nod bein' payded tu 'dorse dis pwoduck, 'cept if I wuz I wood wanna be payded in MEATZ™, bud I bet yu awweady knowed dat :D
4) Do you have a Valentine or a significant other??
- Well, ober da yeers I hab twied tu werk da Z-Pup magik on a couple ob wadies here on dis Dogster fing. Howeber, my efforts hab beened in bain. No pup wants tu be wif da Z-Pup. Dem uze all kindza 'scuses 'bout how dem r nod 'llowed off-weash an' how dere Mommas will nod wet dem date 'til dem r older an' junk. I unnerstan. Weally, I du. Bud it still hurts dis LWD's hart. 'Scuse me, pweeze. *sob*
5) Are you ever fed table scraps??
- It r a cold day in...Ooops. I meen, no. Sumtimes I ged a taste ob chiggen or steak, bud dat r it. My LWD tumtum r bery sensitibe an' sumtimes I ged da urkagurkas if I hab maded a bad decishun, fudz-wize. R kitty poop considered table scwaps??
*Dere r more quesshuns, bud I du nod wanna bore yu pupses outta yur cute lil' heds. If yu wanna tag yurselb, pweeze du so an' stay tuneded fur more fascinerwatin' fax 'bout me, Zaidie :D
October 25th 2012 9:11 am
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Wike I sed, dis r woadtwip day, bud I r gonna weave yu wif a coupla haikus I wited 'bout my baycayshun. Bark wif yu lader!
~ MEATZ™ ~
Joocee hunk ob MEATZ™.
"No need tu gwill mine," I sed.
Bud no one heared me.
~ Skwerls ~
Makin' me nutzo
Wunnin' here, dere, eberywhere.
Pweeze make dem stop. Now.
~ Soubenirs ~
Small giffs yu bwing home
Aftur yur baycayshun. 'Cept
I bwinged home a tick.
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