April 18th 2013 8:49 pm
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"Hey, Dadda! DADDA?? Where yu r?"
"Zaidie! I'm over here, stuck under a pile of chicken bones! HELP me, please!"
"OMD, Dadda! Yu r OK??"
"Well, yeah, but my leg's stuck under that side of beef you bought from that weird guy with the truck. But HELP! I can't move!"
"Oh, cwap. Dat wuz sum gud eatin', doe. I r finkin' ob makin' sum soop wif da weftobers. Yu wike wice or noodles in yur soop, Dadda??"
"Zaidie! Help me, please!!"
"Ooops. I r comin', Dadda!"
"Ok. If I start diggin' ober here, yu shood be fwee in a coupla hours. When Momma r comin' home, Dadda?"
"Next Tuesday, Zaidie. That reminds me - we'd better start cleaning up around here. I'll call the recycling company and get them to send over a dump truck tomorrow to pick up the empty cans. And maybe we should hire some industrial cleaners, too. This place is a mess."
"I kno', wite?? It r fun bein' bachewors wif yu, Dadda!"
You guyses sure know how to live, Z-pup! Just hope your mommy nevfur reads your diary! OMD!!!
*Hurriedly builds magnetic force field around Zaidies Diary so Mrs Zaidie cant read this page !*
I'd just eat up dat beef until your daddy's leg are free!
Yeah, HunBun-- ya need some help eatin' dat beef and freein' your Daddy??
BOL!! Can I come help you and dada eat all that meat???
We can come over and help with the beef eating. Better get all those people over there to clean up or you'll be hanging drips like crazy when Momma gets home.
Yikes! You guys have been livin the life!
You better get to doin the laundry too. Or have you even changed socks since your Momma's been gone?
Legendary guys stuff!!
You two know how to do it right.
HD's mom comes in and asks HD what he is reading? He quickly shuts the puter down and turns to her and says......I was just checking to see what Caesar Milan was doing mom!
All I can say is I hope there was lots of belching and scratching inappropriately -- oops gotta go, mom is coming!
Yu kno' it, pupses!! Dis pwace r wike a fwat howse goned W-I-L-D :D
BOL, HD!! Tell Cesar tu take a wong walk on a short pier!!
Sockses, Zoe?? I hab nod eben changed my unnerwears in monfs!! *checks his feet* OMD! Dose r nod bwown socks! Dat r MUD!!
You and your Dadda are going to be in trouble.......
Or not...you still gots some time to do the clean-up!
Hope your able to clean the house! You've got the weekend!
Sorry - meeant to say -
Hope you're able to clean the house! You've got the weekend, just remember no parties! - darn!!
I fink we all go to Zaidie's hous an help hims and hims dadda cwean up da MEATZ an den help dem cwean da hous so Mrs. Zaidie will neber kno wa habbened at der hous while hers was gone. Den we shood hab a welcom houm pawty fur hers.
Oh boy, Zaidie...I sure hope you get the house all cleaned up. Your Momma is gonna be M-A-D MAD!
Dat r a gwate idea, Wuna!! A welcomed home pawty fur Momma wood be PAWSUM!! Hur WUFFS suwpwises! BOLBOL :D
Yeah, come on ober, eberypup! We hab MEATZ™ comin' outta our earses!!
Welcome home pawrty for Zaidie's Momma! Whee!!!
OK! I will ged my brofurs an den we will stop in Newer Mexiko tu ged Hobo's Coco Wose an Puffy den we be wite ober.
Funny,Zadie! Enjoy the time alone with your dad! :)
Momma r home! Wet da pawtyin' begin, 'cept no chiggen bones an' beerz cans on da fwoor dis time! BOL :D
Yay Zaidie! Your momma is home and you're still alive!! You must have cleaned up real good!!
Yay! Momma r home. We won't tell her anyfing.
No Mrs. Zaidie. Zaidie and an Mr. Zaidie wer bery gud while yu wer gon. Dey hardly eated any MEATZ an did nod make a mess.
They especilly did nod put chiggen bones or beerz on da floors. See it r all cwean.
BOL, Wuna! BOLBOLBOL :D
Dis r woadtwip day, pupses, so we r headin' tu Towonto soon. I r gonna du my bestest tu wite in my diawy nexx day, 'kay?? Momma r still decompwessin' an' junk aftur hur twip tu MN where hur wuz in charge ob 6 (countin' Gwamma) kidses an' 2 pubbies! Hur r compwetewy weared out, bud SO habby tu be home wif me an' Dadda ♥ ❀ ☀
Gimme a V - B
Gimme a O - O
Gimme a D - D
Gimme a K - K
Gimme a A - A
An' whut dat r spellin'??? BODKA! WOO-HOO fur BODKA DWIPS™ :D
Angel Zoom Smokey and myself--always ready to help a pal eat meatz!