~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

Well, dis r nod gud...

April 10th 2013 6:23 am
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Dis r gonna be short an' sweet, pupses, kinda wike me! BOL!

Anyfur, dis day Momma r goin' tu MN. Hur an' Gwamma r goin' tu watch ober my speshul kidses while dere Momma an' dere Step-Dad go tu a confewence. Dadda r sick wif sum kinda biwus or bad germs or sumfing an' Momma r on da ceiwin' twyin' tu decide whefer hur shood go on da pwane tu MN or stay an' wook aftur Dadda...an' me! Dadda sez hur shood go cuz us guys r gonna be fine!

I can see it now : me an' Dadda lyin' 'wound in our unnerwears, dwinkin' beerz, smashin' da cans on our heads, eatin' nuffin bud MEATZ™ an' frowin' da bones ontu a pile on da fwoor when we r finished wif dem, duin' guy stuff; yu kno' WIVIN' da DWEEM!!

Go tu MN, Momma!! Dadda an' me r gonna be fine! We will wook aftur each uber! Hab no feerz an' go, GO tu MN! Wite now! Ged outta here, 'kay???

My point r dat I mite nod ged ontu Dogster as offen as I hab beened watewy. I jus' du nod want any ob yu pupses tu werry an' fink,"Oh, where Zaidie r?? R him wost at sea?? R him wanderin', wost in a butchur shop? R him stucked in a fully-stockded MEATZ™ wocker dat habs a bwoken doorknob so him r gonna be dere fur days an' days wif nuffin bud da contents ob da MEATZ™ wocker tu keep him awive??" I r gonna be fine an' I will dwop in when I can, 'kay?? Bark wif yu later! I wuff yu pupses ♥ ❀ ☀

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 6:40 am

Safe travels to your Momma and Gwamma, Zaidie.
Get well wishes to your Dadda...and lots of strengthening woofs so he can deal with the likes of you, BOL!! (Just kidding...)

You are going to have one long line up of gal-pups when you get back...good thing I won't be in that line up, JRT's are not furry patient...BOL!

See Ya!
BAYL!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 7:27 am

Tell your momma and grandma to go ahead and go and take care of your special kids! You take care of your dadda and have a good time.
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 7:36 am

Sounds like a win-win for evfurrybudy.

Don't tell your Momma, but we'll all be over when she leaves. We can pawty all together, smashin those cans on our heads and junk.

Hmm, I have a question for ya. If ya don't wear no unnerwears unner your kilt, why would you start wearin 'em just loungin round your house?
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 7:49 am

Oh yeah, the boys will be fine.

Dad and I can head over and we can make it a foursome and really turn the guys stuff up a notch.

Safe travels to Mom.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 7:58 am

Safe journey for Mama.. and GET WELL soon Dad.

I think you 2 will do just fine !
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 9:39 am

I think your mommy and grandma should go and visit those special kids. I know you and your daddy will be just fine. I am loading up a semi with some brown pops and meatz and I am on my way to your place. Party at Zaidie's!!!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 12:08 pm

safe travels for your Momma, and we know that you and Daddy are going to have a great time togther!!

Bark at you soon
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 6:14 pm

Hey! My pawrents are leaving fur Minnesnowduh tomorrow, too! What the heck r go on out there????!

Have fun with your dadda!! We're at a doggie camp!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 8:00 pm

I wanna come hang out with the guys, too! *starts packing a cheese tray and some random stuffies*
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2013 at 10:40 pm

I wish I could be stuck in a MEATZ locker!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 8:28 am

Pupses!! Momma r in MN an' dere wuz BIG SNOWS!! No skool or werk fur any peeple dis day!! I hope yur pawents r gonna be able tu ged dere, Hershey an' Winkie! It r nutzo out dere in Minnesnowdah!
Barked by: ♪ Geordie ♪ (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 10:41 am

Howy cow Z, a boyz weekend?!?!? Mah daddy would lub a weekend ob beers an meatz!!! Da bones on da floor sounds good to me!!!

Tell ur mommy to be careful in Minnesnowsah!!! An habs a good baycayshun!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 2:59 pm

Pupses!! Wet's ged dis pawty stawted, 'kay??

Zoe, yu keep yur mind outta da gudder an' offa my unnerwears!!

Hey, Dadda!! We need more MEATZ™! Ged gwillin', dood!!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 4:33 pm

That's pawsome! When my Mummy's away and I'm staying with my Nana and Granddad, me an' Granddad do boys' stuff together (even though I'm a girl) - we watch the sports channels an' I watch the windows for kitty cats an' stuff an' he shares his MEATZ™ with me! When my Nana comes home I act all ladylike! BOL!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 8:07 pm

OK Zaidie I gonna bring some Okie BBQ and lots of big bones for us to chew on......HD hops on his Harley and heads north!
Barked by: Gussie Finknottle (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 8:23 pm

Pawdy at Zaidie-Poods' house! Woohoo!!!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2013 at 11:03 pm

A dude-only pawtee??

Well, I guess us girlz will just have to party down here in Texas... where dis weekend it is supposed to be warm and in da 80s and sunny and I'm gonna get Momma to fire up da barbeque... maybe some anacuchos and ribs and barbequed chicken??

(Too bad your pawtee wuz just for da guyses...)
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2013 at 6:47 pm

I wanna know the answer to Zoe's question! Why wear the unnerwears just loungin round your house when you don't wear then under da kilt? I hope you're not selling out on your Scottish identity! You'll be posting pictures of you and your Daddy wearing matching onesies next! And I'm not criticizing cos I'm not invited to the boys only pawty or nothin'!
Barked by: Mini Mischief (Dogster Member)

April 19th 2013 at 7:34 pm

Finley, let da boys have their smelly unnerwear beer drinkin can smashin' party. We will have some proper dogaritas with salted rims and sushi platters at the GIRL pawrty!!!

 

Zaidie


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