April 4th 2013 8:47 am
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"Zaidie! Are you awake, HunBun? Your breakfast is ready!"
"'Kay, Momma! I be wite down!"
*Zaidie westiestruts down the stairs and into the kitchen*
"Gud Mornin', Momma! Whut I r habbin' fur bwekfus dis day?"
"Well, it's Thursday, so that means scrambled bacon with a side of bacon, toasted bacon with bacon marmalade and freshly-squeezed bacon juice."
"What do you mean "EWWWWWWW"!!??? OMG! You love bacon!! Zaidie, are you feeling okay?!?!?!" *rushes over to feel his LWD forehead* Well, you don't feel feverish to me. I don't know what to do - wait it out or call the vet. This is not normal ZaidiePup behaviour!"
"I kno', wite?? Hey, Momma, how 'bout if yu boil up sum ob dose wima beans an' mix dem wif sum soy milk?"
"A lima bean smoothie??"
"Yeah!!! Oh, an' Momma??"
"Abwil Fooled!! BOLBOLBOL :D"
"LOLOLOL! Good one, Z-Pup, except that only works on April 1st!"
"Whut?? Dis r Abwil. Abwil Forf. Why it nod werk dis day, Momma??"
"It just doesn't, little guy. Now would you like your breakfast??"
"Yes, pweeze!!! *dives mouth-first into his food bowl*
BOL!! Its a good thing we can only do fool's things on one day, or our furmilies would go NUTZO!!
But jokes can be fun, at any time, you know...you could just say Ha-ha...I got ya, or Hee-hee, you fell for it...hook line and sinker! BOL!!
Pawrents can be gullible, that's why they are so fun to have, right??
Hope your brekkie was yummy!
EWWWW on the Lima bean smoothie. Mega Toots!
And I bet you didn't Really get all that bacon, now did ya?
I think your Momma was foolin you right back.
BOL....good one trying to fool Momma like that
WHEW! Had me worried for a second there, Zaidie!!
BOL, Zaidie, you got your mommy!! That was risky, though. What if she really did make you a lima bean smoothie and made you drink it???! *THUD!*
Lucky you got a 2nd chance at baconfest !
BOL BOL! Hmm, your breakfast sounds pretty yummy, wanna send some down here?
BOL! Pretty good!
Fur a minute I fought yu felled off da stares an gotted a concussion. I were bery worried. Den I figured it out. Da Zaidie I kno wood neber eat a wima bean soy milk smoothie. It r okay dat yu were wate wiff yur April Fools joke. Momma an me were sick of jokes on da book ob faces all dey on April fools dey.
I gonna have to say YUCKY on that soy milk lima bean smoothie Z pup! Now, the baconfest sounds purty dang good to me!
Happy April Fools the 4th day.