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~ Bodka Dwips™ : saving lives, one pup at a time ~January 15th 2013 8:35 am[ View A Comments (19) ]
Well, it r nues wike dis dat makes my job worf all da sweat an' teerz I pud intu it. *sigh* Fank yu, Coco Wose, fur bwingin' dis tu my 'ttenshun :
I was amazed when I saw this article and you were right on the money with this bodka dwip...Way to go Zaidie!! Paging Dr Zaidie, Dr Zaidie. You apparently knew all along the correct dosage. So wonderfur that this worked fur the young pup. First... disbelief..... Second..... Still laughing ! WELL DONE Zaidie !! Awesome!!!!! Good goin' Zaidie pup! HD sneaks in his momma's liquor cabinet for a bottle of vodka! Hiccup......wash u say to me mommaaaaaaa..... So furry pawsome indeed...are you going to collect royalties?? Amazing tail, that's fur sure! Woofs! BOL, HD!!! Woyalties??? OMD, I neber finked ob dat afore, Fweckles!! *ringringring* "Hewwo?? Yes, dis r Zaidie Webi Gee. Da Nobel Peece Pwize fur Science??? O.M...." *thud* Zaidie, wake up! You have to get ready to go and visit the recipient of your scientific/medical device...afterall you saved her life...now you need to go and visit her...tell your Momma and Pappa that you need to pack your bags and include some models of that Bodka Dwip™ so that you can get started mass producing them for futre life saving events...now make sure you get there befur any St Bernards with their wee kegs under their chin get there furst to lay claim to this invention...that is why its good that you already had a ™ on your device... Growlmy, did you know my pal from Canada is FURMOUS!! zzzz...WHUT??? Fanks, Fweckles! No Saint Bernard r gonna wip me off! Dat Nobel Peece Pwize r MINE, ALL M-I-N-E *whips BlackBerry out of secret pocket™; books Quantas flight to Australia with a layover in Sweden for Nobel ceremony* Freckles ~ BOLBOLBOL!!! Zaidie! You're a HEEEEROW!!!! Does that Nobel Prize thingie come with MEATZ™? I knew bodka drips were useful! I can't even belief it. You are a doggy savant! Yy nu wut needed awl awong......yayyyyyy Z-Pup! Dontcha be leddin enywun steel dat Nobel Pwize fwum yu, k??? I'm so happy that your invention saved that puppy's life! I wonder if Mommy should try your product. Her kidneys are failing, and it might cure her too. I don't think she drank any anti-freeze though. I must admit that it would be hard for Mommy to use your invention with Phantom Fast Snowman, our stunt double around. He does love vodka-and gin.LOL I just want to put on record that I am not the Cleo in that article. My Mummy would never share her Bodka Dwip with me, even if I was on my last paws! Zaidie, Momma juss wead dis cause hers waptop habe been bwoken. Hers juss got it back fwom da Geek Squwad. Yu r sooo famous dat momma r going tu make you an honoweary nurz an hers goin tu nominate yu fur da Noble Pwize fur Veteenary Medicine. It duz nod ged bedder dan dat. U r so smart dat I r swooning ober yu. Who new u was so smart? Wove, Luna Zaidie, Momma juss wead dis cause hers waptop habe been bwoken. Hers juss got it back fwom da Geek Squwad. Yu r sooo famous dat momma r going tu make you an honoweary nurz an hers goin tu nominate yu fur da Noble Pwize fur Veteenary Medicine. It duz nod ged bedder dan dat. U r so smart dat I r swooning ober yu. Who new u was so smart? Wove, Luna |
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January 15th 2013 at 9:44 am