~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ Dis r an OUTWAGE (Yup, anuber one :D) ~

October 21st 2012 9:19 am
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I kno' whut all ob yu r finkin. Yu r sittin' in yur howses, dwinkin' cawfee an' eatin' yur Sunday mornin' pile ob bacon, catchin' up on all da Dogster nues an' yu see dat dere r a diawy entwy fwum me, Zaidie.

Yu fink,"Whu dis guy r? Zaidie?? Whut kinda name dat r?" Den yu come tu yur senses. Yu wememmer dat yu du, in fak, kno' me' an' yu fink,"Zaidie/Zaidiepup/Z-Pup/Z ('cept onwy Zoe r 'llowed tu call me dat!)/Mistur Pawsum/LWD!! Yu wented on baycayshun an' we hab heered nuffin 'bout it. Whut da heck r go on???"

Pupses, I will ged tu it, I pwomise, bud in da meemtime, sumfing else camed up an' it r an OUTWAGE. My weputayshun hab beened destwoyed, WUINED, eben!

I wuz jus' weadin' da Dogster Magazine, da wifestyle sexshun. I wuz particuwarwy innerwested in da title ob one ob da wists : 10 Nottiest Dog Bweeds. I finked tu myselb,"OMD! I OWN dis wist. Dere r NO PUP nottier dan dis LWD!! Weguwar notty pups come tu me fur abbice. Dem wook up tu me, I r so notty. In fak, if yu wook up da werd,'notty' in da dikshunawy, yu see a pichur ob me, Zaidie! Dat r all yu need kno'! BOL :D"

I cwicked on da wink an', wo an' beholded, dere it wuz. Da 10 Nottiest Dog Bweeds wist :

1) Daschund
2) Bull Tewwier
3) Jag Wussell Tewwier
4) Pug
5) Malteez
6) 'Merican Pibble Tewwier
7) Yorkie
8) Wab
9) Engwish Bulldawg
10) Beegul

I weaded it an' I finked,"Oh, dere must be a mistake cuz dere r no menshun ob Westies. Mabbe da wist r continued on da nexx page." Bud dere wuz no nexx page. Dat wuz da hole wist. I r nod on it an' neiber r Whitwey an' Finwey an' Jayden Noelani an' Cwicket an' Ziggy an' all da uber Dogster Westies whose names I can nod wememmer wite now cuz I r so distwot.

Go. Go, pupses an' wead it fur yurselbes. See if it r poss'ble tu wead da wist ob charactewistiks ob a notty dog wifout habbin' a image ob me, Zaidie, poppin' intu yur cute lil' head. Wascally? Impish? Willingwess tu disobey?? Dose werds hab me witten ALL OBER dem....Oh bey. I need wie down.

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 11:14 am

And I has to be in agrowlment, Zaidie! You are way nottier dan me...BOL! Why den am I #3 onn dat der list??? I are not notty, right?? In fact, growlmy says my doggy cousin who lives down the road fwum you is way nottier dan the both of us put together!! BOL!
He eben ated her eyeglasses once!
I nebe doed anything like dat...


Sigh...maybe somepup needs to go and woof at the list maker and correct him/her...GRRR!

But...do you weally want to bees known as a notty pup-LWD?? I think you are wuffable and coot! Way COOT!
And so dem other LWD's dat we knows.

I am handsome , but nofur/peep calls me coot too often...BOL!!

I am too elderly now to be COOT...you is still a young-un!

OMD, I am running off my woofer...bye!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 1:40 pm

HD tells Zaidie, well when I'm on my TD visits we runs into Westie owners a lot and they say the same thing. My Westie is a little on the notty side. BOL!, BUT, I have to tell you that in December we are going to evaluate a Westie and I gonna be the neutral dog!!!! I let you know how it goes.
Barked by: ♥ Ko Min ♥ (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 3:56 pm

yu tell em Zadie, yu got da inside pooper scooper on nawty LWDs. make em sen yu a lettr of 'pologies.
da disgrace of it it all...
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 11:32 pm

HunBun, dat are an OUTWAGE! Us we sties are da nottiest, in facts, I nominate my BFF Finley for da nottiest dog. I just got stitches out from all of her nottiness!
Barked by: Cotton Plush Chimbles D. (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 1:15 am

Dachshund is #1? I have lots of wiener dog friends :)
Cotton
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 3:03 am

Dey don't come no nottier than me... not possible... hee hee....
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 8:12 am

We aren't there either? Are they boycotting all us Highlanders? What an outrage!
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 9:26 am

They can't see beyond all that cuteness. It masks the naughtiness! :O
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 10:23 am

Oh, Zaidie, you are number 1 in my book. Always have and always will be!
Barked by: Gail W

October 22nd 2012 at 5:45 pm

Barked by: Louie (Dogster Member)

October 22nd 2012 at 8:05 pm

Bol. I am sad to see your breed isnt on there zpup. But I am also glad to see that half of myself is in the #6 spot! I am glad the hoomans are coming to their sences a wittle bit.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 23rd 2012 at 5:40 pm

A REALLY notty pup would take that magazine with its phony list and turn it into confetti. Even if it IS on a confuser. Just sayin'.
Barked by: Cricket (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 9:44 pm

Dere's no fweakin way Za-D!! Yu shud messag dem an tew dem dat dey ar mistakn!!! Yu need tu set dem strate!!! Bud take id easy k? Kuz I dun wan tu hab tu cum ober dere and spwash sum culd wader on ur fase to get yu oud ob yur faint!! ;)BOL
Barked by: Isabella (Izzy) (Dogster Member)

October 30th 2012 at 7:26 pm

Wait. Dere is no schnauzer on dis list! This list is full of hooey if you ask me! Westies and Schnauzies should definitely be on dere!
Barked by: Scooter Morris (Dogster Member)

November 7th 2012 at 9:02 am

BOL BOL BOL BOL I am just rolling on the floor cause this poll says I'm #1...well 1/2 of me is! Cause I'm only 1/2 Dachshund! This is so funny cause Momma is always telling me of The Morris Pack I'm the best dog! I mind Momma all the time and my furbro Buddy is ONLY #7, Buddy is the very nottiest of them all!!! He gets aways with everything! This poll is very wrong Zaidie, maybe you should make your own poll!!
Woof, Scoot Scoot

 

Zaidie


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