July 11th 2012 8:30 pm
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Dese days when I take Momma fur hur walk, I 'llow hur tu chooze which woute we r gonna take fru da nayberhood. It helps hur feel 'portant an' I du nod mind gibben up contwol, as wong as hur duz nod spend tu much time sniffin' at EBERY pole, post, bush, twee, peece ob junk we come acwoss :D
Dis day hur 'cided tu go weft once we wuz off our pwoperty. I sed,"Gud choice, Momma!! Wotza gud sniffin' dis way!" We wuz 'bout half a bwock fwum our howse when all ob a sudden I seed our mailman comin' tuwards us on da same side ob da stweet. I kno' nuffin 'bout dis guy an' I hab neber beened cwose 'nuff tu sniff him an' say hewwo, bud dere r sumfing 'bout him dat I jus' du nod wike.
Him stomps up da steps ob our fwont porch eberyday, fwum Munday tu Fwiday, 'cept if Munday r a howliday. I heer him. I bark my LWD hed off cuz, eben doe hims job r tu dewiber our mail, him can nod be twusted. Whefer it r a stinkin' hot day an' all da winnows r cwosed cuz da A/C r on or whefer it r a beeyooful day wif a wefweshin' bweeze an' da winnows r oben, I KNO' HIM R OUT DERE!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Momma always sez,"Zaidie, relax. It's just the mailman. He's not here to see you." Whut da heck?? Da nerbe ob dat guy! Bud I digwess...
Wike I sed, dere him wuz comin' our way. I started waggin' my LWD tail tu distwact him intu finkin' dat I wike him. Den our eyes wocked. I gwared at him an' all ob a sudden him stepded off da sidewalk an' walkded WAY out ontu da steet, all in a despewate attempt tu stay outta my way! Momma sez him wuz jus' cwossin' da stweet, bud I kno' da twoof - him r skeered ob me :D
You must have given him the stink eye!
Did he see the teeniest barring of a lip??
Hey we do not get a mailman here, at the door...pawppy has to pick it up himself at the post office...I feel deprived of a reason to bark!
Some peeps get a mail truck at their mailbox on a post, but pawppy didn't think that were safe fur the mail...so he has to use a key and fetch it himself...maybe he is a doggy, too, cause he fetches! BOL!!
Freckles, you are deprived!! We have a hole where the mail comes right through our front door, and I bark my HEAD off!
But, when I see the mail guy outside he says Hi and I just wag my tail! I don't think I have him scared at all.
It du nod matter if it r da mailcarrwer or da UPS or da Fedex person. Dey walk up my dribeway, I r gonna eat dem if dey ged any cwoser.
Gud job Zaidie.
I know you scared him good!
BOL...he should be scared of you Zaidie!!
Mr Mailman, du NOD mess wif LWD! We gots sharp LWTeeth. BOL
All us Loud MacLeods race to the hole in the door he puts mail & junk through, so now there's a GATE so we can't get to him. Sometimes we almost got his hand!
BOL Zaidie! Imagine a big mailman being skeered of a little white doggie like Z-Pup! My sofa in the sitting room is right in front of a bay window and whenever the mailman comes I bark out the side window which is really close to our front door - I bark at those pesky kids who drop stuff through our letterbox too. I laugh when I see them scarpering off cos I gave them a fright! BOL!
Good job, Zaidie! The nerve of that mailman, putting mail in your mailbox...
Good work, Zaidie! You are my hero!
I don't know about your mailman, but mine always has a treat for me.
Yu pupses hab HOLES in yur howses fur mail? OMD! Dat r geenius! Yu maded dem yurselbes??? *runs off, grabs his LWD sledgehammer™ and gets to work*
Lucky, back in dose olden days when my mailman wuz a mailwady nameded Sara, hur always weaved a tweet fur me on top ob our mailbox, eberyday !! I wuffed hur deerwy *sigh* I miss hur *sob* Sumtimes when Momma bwings in da mail, I wun ober tu sniff it tu see if Sara dewibered it, bud, no...
But Zaidie, my mail lady usually has TREATS! For me!!
Mailmen, like birds, cannot be trusted.
OH NOSE! You cannot scare the mailmans away. My Mama sended a package in the mail to Missus Zaidie Gee on Moneyday. It only took her elebenty million yearses to get in the mails and now it are gonna take anothfur elebenty millyun years to get to the Canadia from the Minnesnowdah! But if you scares the mailman away, the package will nevfur get there!!!!
When my Mum was a wee pup she had a LWD like you Zaidie. They had a mail slot in the door and every day that the mail came that LWD would pull the mail in and carry it half way to the Kitchen to get out the back door to go bark at the mail man. The mail man told her Mom that he just start to put the mail in and it goes the rest of the way itself. All the mail was personalized with LWD teeth marks. BOL, I wish we had a mail slot instead of a mail box.
Smirk...... Cleo had a Postman Vendetta !!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't scare the mailperson too much because they can stop delivering the mail to your house if they feel threatened by your big ole teeth - BOL, BOL.
Fanks fur dwoppin' by, eberypup! I r waffin' my LWD hed off at all yur mail dewibery stowies AN' I r dewited tu wead dat wotz ob yu r benefittin' fwum attendin' da 'Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Gwammar an' Junk' :D
Bacon! How yu r duin' my tastee lil' fwiend?? Pweeze tell yur Mama tu wewax, 'kay? I r nod DAT bicious! An' why hur r messin' 'wound sendin' packages, anyfurz??
BOL Flicka! It's not just a vendetta against the postman cos it wouldn't be fair to give him special treatment - I also bark at trash peoples and peoples walking past my window in general! Our trash is being collected by a big truck later and I'm poised on my sofa waiting for the barkfest to begin! I'll give you all the signal when I see the truck and we can skeer the trash collecting peoples too! BOLBOLBOL!