July 10th 2012 8:35 pm
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Ok, pupses. Heer r da deel. Momma r on da ceilin' an' hur r pwobawby gonna be dere fur at weast a coupla weeks, 'til all da famiwy junk an' ob-wi-gay-shuns r ober an' dunned wif. Until den, hur 'bility tu focus r goneded.
In da meemtime, we can nod figur out how da stowy shood end, so we r gonna gib yu a choice. Pweeze sewect yur fabouritest scenawio an' den say,"Da End" an' it r gonna be ober, 'kay?? I kno' dis r cheetin', bud if yu consider whu I hab tu werk wif here, I r pwetty shur yu r gonna unnerstan :D
Wecap ob da stowy so far : Barf r nod habby tu be cuberin' da Canadian 'Lympik Dibin' Twials wif me, Zaidie. Him finks him r wastin' hims fine educayshun AN' him duz nod wike tu werk wif me, Zaidie. Da wadies hab jus' awwibed by bus an' dem r fweekin' out cuz ob my LWD cuteness an' junk *blushes*. Now yu can chooze yur endin' :
1) I ged frowed intu da pool WIFOUT my fwoaties an' wifout my pink pwaid board shorts. *gasp* One ob my nozy nayburs calls da powice an' I ged awwested fur bein' nekkid in pubwik. I wefuse tu pay da fine, so I r frowed intu jail where I r forceded tu share a cell wif a skwerl nameded Bwidget. I chase hur 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound an' 'wound. Den we ged mawwied cuz dere r nuffin else tu du. Now yu say, "Da End."
2) Barf geds frowed intu da pool cuz eberypeepole r tired ob him an' hims stoopid boice. Him duz nod kno' how tu fwim an' no peepole wants tu wescue him. I tell him dat I will sabe him IF him agwees tu ged me a WEEL job on da 6 o'cwock nues an' him can be my 'ssistant. Now yu say,"Da End."
3) Finawwy da men's teem awwibes at my way kewl pool an' dem r MAD cuz sum cwazee nutzo pup, whu r nod a LWD nameded Zaidie, gibbed dem da wong di-wek-shuns tu my way kewl pool. 'Stead dem ended up at da sewage tweetment pwace an' dem all falled in. Dem S-T-I-N-K! I inbite all my fwiends ober tu sniff dem an' da guys all wun off, scweemin' cuz dem r 'fwaid ob pupses. Now yu say,"Da End."
Now it r my turn : Da End :D
A married to a squirrel Zaidie?! Now way! All the girl dogs heartses would be breakin' all over this Dogster place!
6 o' the clock news Zaidie? Infurestin', but a bit too stuffy and serious. Um, no.
So that leaves the stinky, scared men's team! Da End!
That squirrel must have fleas, cause I can't post the ending to this tail...GRR!
Growlmy gets error 3, what is that!
Furst, I r hopen dat yu r able tu scwape yur momma off da celwing soon.
Next, I bote fur part ob numbur 1. Da reson fur dat r, I wanna see yu nekkid. *blush*, but nod da obher stuf. I du nod want yu tu merry a skwerl nameded Bwidget. Part of numbur 2, da part were yu geds the 6 o'clock nues and Barf r yur asistant. I du nod wike #3 at all bery much cept da srinky part.
Tell momma Wendy tu ged a gwip woman!!
Um...I kind of like the idea of you getting married to a squirrel...OMD!
History in the making!
That is part one...
Will you have kidlets? What will they be?
Maybe they will be ground squirrels:
Terriers go to ground, and so do squirrels when they come out of their trees to bury their nuts...
Growlmy says I have to go to bed now..otherwise known as 's***-up'...
And she says, hang in there Momma Wendy.
Your writing is furry good despite no focus...
It is good to take dogtations, from Zaidie, it works like a release...
Woofs & Licks!
I think you are such an imaginative dog. I think it would be cute if you married a squirrel. That is my vote!
Make sure you help your Mom off the ceiling!
Have a Blessed Night!
Ending #3 - Yup, that's the one I choose because you're too smart to marry a squirrel. What would she give you for dinner? Nuts?! No, I just can't see this being a good match.
Ending #2 just does not sound like Z-pup at all. You would jump in and save Barf without trying to make a deal with him.
Now go lay down on the floor under momma on the ceiling and let her know that we all send her our love.
Marryin' a squirrel?? Dey's for eatin, not for marryin HunBun! Hmm, I kinda like number 3, specially if it means we get to see some cutie swimmer boys. I don't mind too much if they' stinky! And momma says dey can just get in da pool and smell better then!
BOL BOL BOL! I love ending number #1! Hilarious!
I vote for #2. You should definitely be on the news!
I have to vote for #3. You had me at sewage treatment.LOL
If Barf was stupid enough to spend a lot of money on an education to be "Barf," then too bad, I think that you, Z-Pup, would do a much better job on the 6 o'clock news.
Why is your Mommy on the ceiling? Is she attached to Bodka Dwips up there? She'll be fine for another few days! Anyway, my vote goes to no.1. Mummy's laughing cos I haven't got any pink board shorts and she sends me swimming naked all the time. Just me and my three colours of hair! As for the squirrel, the entire Dogster community will be broken hearted if you marry her. So if you must, I'd like to pay for a quickie divorce. I've already bought a big bag of nuts, just send the Lear Jet and she's out of your hair! BOL!
Cleo, da quesshun r nod,"Why yur Momma r on da ceiwin', Z-Pup?", bud wather, "When hur r NOD on da ceiwin'??" :D
Da pwobwem r dat I need go tu Bob's, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy's pwace twice in da nexx few weekses. Momma r awweady wurryin' 'bout weavin' hur LWD ahind while hur goes tu a coupla weddings, one ob witch r in MN where my bestest kidses wive. I r nod 'llowed tu go dis yeer an' dem r takin' my Wear Jet, so I can nod send it tu yu wite now, Cleo :(
I vote #2-- swimmer dudes would never fall in at a sewage plant-- they like their water clear!!
I'm voting fur #2 and hoping the news goes international so I can see you on TeeVee, Zaidie! I'm sorry you don't get to go to Minnesnowdah. Their loss.
I gonna vote for #1 cause I wanna pair of dem pink board shorts too! Now fur Miss Bridget I think we can convince her to give you a divorce by giving her a big bag of pecans!
I r despewate, Missus HD :D!!
I vote fur #3 Da End!
Tell your Momma it will be all right. Just keep the drips coming. We'll all miss you while you are visiting Bob and I'm sure some new pups that need training.