June 17th 2012 8:13 pm
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Da weekend started earwy cuz Dadda did nod go tu werk on Fwiday, so it wuz wike one ob dose wong weekends dat make da peeples habby...'cept Momma, bud dat r a hole nuber chaptur :D
Anywayz, on Fwiday mornin', we (yup, eben Momma) wented fur a walk. It wuz startin' tu ged H-O-T an' we furgedded tu take my water, bud I surbibed. We walkded down our stweet a coupla bwockses tu da nu skool which r bein' builded. It r nod gonna oben 'til Stepmember, bud it r geddin' cwose tu bein' dunned an' it r way kewl on da owtside.
Dadda wants tu take a tour ob it when it obens an' Momma sed,"Yes, as long as you promise not to spend the entire time saying to anyone who'll listen,'Well, when *I* was in school...blah blah...'" BOL :D
We kno' da dwill, Dadda : yu habbed tu walk 10 miles, uphill, dere an' back, in fwee feet ob snows, wif no boots...bud I digwess. BOL!
On da walk, we passed da 'Healfy Pet' Fudz store. It r twoo - dem sell weel gud tweetses an' stuff an' ALL KINDZA TOYS! O.M.D. Well, onwy Momma wuz wookin' at da toys. I wuz takin' stock ob all da 'licious tweets in da bins. I cood smell dem, bud I cood nod see dem. I wuz goin' cwazee an' nutzo sniffin' an' stuff :D
Yu will neber gess whut Momma founded in dat store, bud twy, anywayz! Whut yu fink hur founded?...A whut?? NO!! An' eben if hur did find a weelly cute polka dot akini, I r NOD gonna wear it! Seddle down, pupses. Oy bey...
Hur founded a bwoo Kitty Cuz, wif all 4 wegs!! I passed out *thud* cuz in all my yeers ob bein' me, Zaidie, I hab neber seened anuber Kitty Cuz anypwace! Dere him wuz, jus' watin' tu be wuffed by me ♥ My gween Kitty Cuz r down tu one weg an' him habs a weally tuff time geddin' way fwum me :D
Dadda sed,"I guess we're buying Kitty Cuz" an' I sed,"Yu kno' it, dood!! Kitty Cuz, meet yur nu famiwy!" Den Dadda sed,"Ooops, my wallet's at home. We'll come back later for Kitty Cuz."
Da store wady sed,"Yeah, right. You'll come back. HA! How many times do you think I've heard that? You won't be back. Therefore, no treat for your mangey little mutt. Now GET OUT, before I call the cops! GO!"
"Zaidie, she did NOT say that. Come on. The truth, please."
"Hur wuz finkin' it, Momma. I heered hur. Weelly."
"Zaidie Levi Gee. The truth NOW."
*sigh* "'kay, Momma. Oy bey."
A while later, on da way tu Gwampa's howse fur chekin' on fings, we wented back tu da store. Momma wunned in an' buyed my nu bwoo Kitty Cuz wif four wegs. Our famiwy r compwete ♥
~End of Part 1~
When your momma is feeling better can you ask her to take a picture of your new Kitty Cuz because we don't know what they are and would like to see one.
Zaidie, I agwee wiff Coco Wose. I do nod kno what does Kitty Cuz fings r. I made momma wook dem up on dat innernet fing bud all hers saw wer a foum wubber kitty toy. It habed no wegs, juss a head wiff sticky up ears. Momma said dat can nod bee da wight fing.
I r soo habby yure momma r fweeling so much bedder. Yu r a bery gud nurs. Momma is a weal nurs an hers knos when hers sees one.
Well, a kitty toy are not quite as good as the real thing, but it sounds like fun!
Congratulations on getting your Kitty Cuz!
That is great news that you got a four-legged Kitty Cuz! Is it good and loud?
*Zoe grabs the bag of Newman's Own Chicken treats for small dogs and settles in to wait for part 2 of the story.*
A Kitty-Cuz fur Zaidie!!
Now I hope you are nice to it..and nurturing and ...BOL!
Kitty Cuz is unfindable here in Ohio.The wents have looked in a gazillion pubby stores and no Kitty Cuz.
I bet they find one fur sammie....
I don't think I have ever seen a Kitty Cuz either Zaidie! Looking forward to part 2 of the story.
Oh boy, a new Kitty Cuz!! Awesome! And I bet that store lady WAS thinking mean things, Z-pup. I believe you.
I got out my tarot cards, and according to the cards, you are right....the lady was thinking mean things, but was afraid you would bite her if she said any of them. I wouldn't blame you if you did....she was thinking of running up the price to keep you from getting him....but a good wizard dog saw what was going on and put a stop to her evil plans. By the way, there was a bird involved in the plot to rip you off--wouldn't you know it? I'm glad you got your new kitty toy after so much trouble, and I hope your Mommy is feeling better.
Did you ask if she had more in the back? Just thinking ahead you know.... Will you put "old Kitty Cuz" to rest?
We could have a wake!!!!
Glad you found one!
Z-Pup, I believe you.
A few weeks ago I was with an animal communicator and we read each others minds.
I believe you completely.
I love new toys, even when they are replacements. (That just means I realy like the first one!) Would you please take a picture fur us to see the new blue one? Thansk Z-pup.
I r gonna take pichurs, pupses! Wotza pichurs, 'cept IT guy (Dadda) needs be here tu upwoad dem ontu da 'puter! Du nod ged yur unnerwears in a knot ober dis, pweeze!!
Yes, Zoe, it r a WEEL Kitty Cuz™ an' derefore it r W-O-U-D :O Howeber, dere r a bi-shush wumur goin' 'wound dat Kitty Cuz™ r gonna be tortured an' hab hims boice wemoobed!! O.M.D.!! Helb me stop dis, pupses! Pweeze send all da MEATZ™ yu can stuff intu a 18-wheewer an' send it tu "Sabe Da Boice Ob Kitty Cuz™ an' Pwotek da Wites ob Woud, Wubber Toys Fur Pupses, All Ober Da Werld™' aka 'SBKCPWWWTFPAOW™'
I hab nod yet 'cided how MEATZ™ r gonna helb, bud...I kno'!! It will gib me energy an' junk tu cawwy on durin' da campayne! Yeah, dat r it!
Yes, Riley! I weaded 'bout yur time wif da aminal 'mmunikatur. Dat wuz 'mazin'. Weeelly 'mazin'. Kinda spooky, eben ◆
Hey. Dat bwack fing wuz 'pposed be a skull an' cwossbones. Whut da woof?? test : ☠
Would like to see a picture of your 'kitty cuz'. Looking forward to part 2! Hope your Mom is feeling better.
HD stands by the road looking for the 18 wheeler taking the Meatz to Z-pup. He better hurry up and get here or I gonna have to eat this Meatz momma.
Zaidie, I think you should get a real kitty. You know they're not that bad. They're fun to play with.
Need pics of Kitty Cuz !
Somebody say sumthin' about a new toy????
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!! I luvs toys!!!!!!!
wow a new kitty cuz...that sounds like fun though, yes some pics!!
BOL!! Mommy looked up Kitty Cuz on the 'net the furst time you mentioned him, Z-pup, and all the 'net knows is the foam cat toy-thing. I'm sending mommy out shopping fur the MEATZ™!
BOL, Hershey! Kitty Cuz r 100% pure muscle - nod foam! Momma sez him r wubber, bud whut duz hur kno'?? :D
Fanks, eberypup an' peeple. Momma r duin' bedder wite now. We r twyin' weeelly hard tu jus' wive in da moment an' nod fink/stwess 'bout "Whut r nexx?????"
Zaidie, you are SO lucky to find ANOTHER kitty cuz! We have looked all over for one! The pics are excellent! I would say play with both the old and the new. After all I have 3 hippo stuffed toys, and I play with all three, even the most ancient one.
luf and stuff to you Zaidie and the nice lady Wendy!
Bol! Your stowies are hilarious Z-pup!! Just what we needed! Im glad you got a new kitty cuz!