May 5th 2012 12:43 pm
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"Momma. Wake up. Yu r habbin' a bad dweem!"
"What? Where am I??"
"It r ok, Momma. Jus' bweathe an' stuff, 'kay? I r wite here." *Westie struts across the bed to his Momma*
"Oh, deer. Seddle down, Momma. Eberyfing r gonna be ok. I r wite here wif yu. It wuz onwy a dweem an' it r all ober now, 'kay?
Dere, dere my lil' Momma." *gently strokes her head*
"Oh my gudness, Momma. Whut da dweem wuz 'bout?"
"Oh, Zaidiepup. You escaped and I tried to keep up with you, but whenever I saw you, you'd run off and I'd lose sight of you. OMG. There was SO much traffic. I was certain you'd be hit by a car. I was F-R-A-N-T-I-C! "
"Bud, Momma, wook. Here I r, wite 'side yu. I wood neber wun 'way fwum yu. I wuff yu an' Dadda. Yu inbited me intu yur home an' da 3 ob us becamed a famiwy. Yu an' Dadda take da bestest care ob me an' make shur I r safe an' dat I ged 'nuff tu eat...Well, it r neber 'nuff, bud I r nod gonna ged intu dat wite now. bol.
Yu helb Dadda tortu - oops, I meen gib me baffs an' yu twust me tu nod weck da howse when I r weft 'wone...'cept yu put da papers an' 'portant junk outta my weach an' yu cwose da fwench doors so I r twapped in da wivin' woom, bud uber dan dat, fings r weel gud. Why I wun 'way when I hab it so gud here? Nod gonna habben, nice wady. Neber."
"Awww...Thank you for being so sweet, HunBun. Those dreams are the worst kind, but it's over and now it's time for breakfast. What would you like to have today?"
"Yu meen I hab a choice?? OMD. How 'bout MEATZ™ wif a side ob bacon, fowwowed by chiggen wif a side ob bacon; ham wif a side ob bacon; den bacon wif a side ob bacon an' den bacon ice cweem wif..."
Those kinda dreams are yucky. Mommy had one once where Brother just slided away down a mountain. Icky, that still gives her the creeps.
You stay home and be a good LWD. The rents will just have to put up the the shreddin and other odds an' ends of bad behaviors. And they will, they love us.
You did a pawsome job comforting your mommy, Z-pup! I hope you got the reward you're entitled to!
Good thing you were there to scare that nasty dream put of the way fur good, Zaidie!
Nightmares even in the morning are no fun at all.
I used to do that running away, but in the woods/bush behind our yard, and then I would run and run and run till I were bamboozeled and drop...or until I found some yummy deer doo-doo that I stopped to roll in...growlmy had to pick me up more than once and carry me home, all covered in ...you know...and she had to get a bath too...BOL! How's that fur a real life not good dream?? BOL!
Sure glad it was just a dream,Z-pup:)
Some dreams can be very scarry - glad it was only a dream and not something that really happened or else we would all be crying.
Fanks, eberypup. Momma r habbin' wotza dweems wike dis wite now, so hur fot dat tawkin' 'bout dem mite make dem go 'way, hur hopes!
Thank dog it was jus a dream and you helped your momma!
Hey Z. Here's a plan to help your Momma get ridda those bad dreams. Don't let her know 'bout this.
Be real quiet sumtime when she is just standin around. Quiet like a little mouse sneaky up behind her. Then let out a REALLY LOUD BARK!
That will take care of those bad dreams. Skeer them right outta her. She might also need to change her pants too.
BOLBOLBOL, Zoe! Dis cood werk. I r gonna twy it wite now.
Ooops. Now hur r wyin' on da fwoor :D
Did you get the bacon ??
Fwicka, I gedded nuffin :(
Just NOT good enough !
Aw, poor Mrs. Zaidie. Them bad dreams can really mess up your day. Good job taking care of her, Z-pup! What would our Mommas do without us?!
WHEW! Good thing this was just a dream..a bad one, but a dream none the less. We would all be lost without our LWD in our lives. I know me and Austin and mama would! :) And I know YOUR momma and dadda would be too. So, stick close to your momma so she'll always know where you're at.
You's only got a muffin for all dat comfortin' work you did?? Well, I think you deserved double MEATZ, muffins are nice, but dey are not enuf.
I agrees, ya shoulda got some eggie weggie or bacon or sumthin'!!
Pupses, Momma sez dat da dweem part ob dis pawtikuwar diawy entwy r da onwy twoo part ob it. Derefur, I r nod 'titled tu a weward :(
Can yu bewiebe it?? An' hur 'spects a Muther's Day giff fwum me?? Oy Bey :D
Now hold on. When your mommy woke up, were you still alive? Still in the house? Wagging your tail?? Looking cute???! In our house, that's basically all it takes to qualify fur a treat! What the heck???!!!
What a horrible dream, but I'm sure bacon will make your Mommy feel better. It works for me.LOL
Dat was a HORRIBLE dream, Zaidie's Momma! My Mommy has those uber-anxious dreams too. She always squeezes me and Izz really tight when it happens, gets a drink of water, or a cup of tea, and remembers that those hooomin brains are so tricky!!!! Good job on bein' a gwate pubby for your momma.
We're glad it was just a dream too. The one time we got out of the yard Mum was frantic. I could see it in her eyes so we turned around and ran straight home to her. Hope your bark can scare those bad dreams out of her.
Bacon with a side o' bacon, yum... drool
Sometimes those kind of dreams leaves my mom upset furever!!
Zaidie yu should have gotten bacon just fur being where you were supposed to be! No fair!!!
By the way mom and me really like your page. Sigh......I wish my mom could do stuff like that, but she is over that big hill now! Bol!Bol!
Milton! Tell yur Mom hur shood nod be ober pwayin' on any big hill! Hur shood be home feedin' yu an' pwayin' wif yu, all day AN' all nite :D
I kno'- I wuz wipped off bigtime wif da bacon deel :(
Oh WOW Zaidie! You are such a good puppy to make your Mummy feel better! Why did you not get a big bowl of Meatz and special ice cream? My Mummy says you can come over here on your Zaidie plane and live with us and we can go to the beach!
That was a very scary dream! Glad you were there to comfort your momma!
Fanks eberypup! I wuz jus' duin' my job :D
Cleo!! I can come wive wif YU an' go tu a beech?? *pulls his Lear jet out of the hangar and starts packing*
Mummy! Zaidie's coming to live with us and go to the beach! I (sorry, we) will need two beach balls. And a double supply of treats. And maybe some pretty new blankies so Zaidie's comfy. And chic drops. And..........