April 16th 2012 8:55 pm
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Can yu say "witer's bwock"? Dis r habbenin' tu me wite now an' it r makin' me cwazee. Bud while I werk on geddin' my gwoove back, pweeze enjoy dis diawy entwy fwum wong ago - da FURST one E-B-E-R!! I du nod sound wike myselb an' whut da heck r up wif my spellin' an' gwammar??
January 5th, 2009 *Home Again*
I'm back from my 'cation at Bob's house while my people went on a big, silver bird to Uncle Paul's place. He lives in that place where they say," It never snows! This is nuts." But it snowed A LOT. They could have used me to help clean up. I love to pretend I'm a snowplow! My person (the one who smells like flowers) thinks that Seattle should invest in some snow removal 'quipment...just in case. "We have fire insurance, just in case," she said.
I had TONS of fun playing with the other doggies at Bob's place. He would open the door and we would run outside with no leashes 'cause he has a 'Westiefied' yard...but who would want to escape??? I slept on Bob's bed and he told me that he will always love me and that I can stay at his place anytime. My life is GREAT!
Dat grammar are crazy HunBun! BOL BOL!
I was thinking the same thing....BOL
Sounds like an imposter barkin there. Hmm, maybe the secretary hadn't learned the Zaidie-speak yet. She was doing the best she could.
Zoe must be right. It's the secretary that transcribed it incorrectly. I'm sure you were saying everything the right way. There not your people, they're your pawrents!
Woo-hoo! A blast from the past! I agree, the humom is not quite channelin' the true voice o' Zaidie just yet. But she's got it down now!
HD feels Zaidie's head......dis nod be you writin, is it?
Oh, and in your diary entry title, don't you mean "Wane", not Lane?
Your human PA needs too learn doggie speak better, my PA/Mummy Angie was a bit slow picking up the finer points of my dialect but she's finally getting there!
Zaidie, this is a blast from the past. You have really come into your own voice over the years! Don't worry hun-bun, my typist also has writer's block, and I don't understand this, because I think we both give our typist's enough good material to type about!
Yu r wite, Zoe, bud nod eberypup knows dat in Zaidie-speek, da wetter 'L' sounds wike da wetter 'W'! I r twyin' tu weech da masses here :D
Weedin' dis old stuff makes Momma C-W-I-N-G-E an' den hur sez "ACK" :D
Yu kno' it, Abby! My 'mministwatibe 'ssistant cood wite a book eberyday :D Da hijinx an' junk neber stop 'wound here!!
I just assumed that your human typist typed it wrong. We dogs know how incompetent the humans are. I'm glad your human finally learned to write English correctly.
Just for the record - Seattle has a snowplow - we just have to share it with our neighbors to the south in Portland. BOL.
Maybe it was just puppy speak and you had yet to develope your own personal voice.
I think I know why the 'Zaidie Speak' wasn't there...of course you were still teaching it to your momma, and she was a bit timid to use it , BOL! Or she was competent and dog-lingual, but thought only you and her would understand it...
My diary isn't a toatal loss, but there isn't much exciting there either...GRRR!
Have a good week, Zaidie!
Perhaps if you pulled yourpupself away from.... as you might say, spwing feber...
Focus on Cheeze™, Meatz™. Oops, focus on Meatz™ first and let the mind flow. den nod dis day bud da nex day ur unfwushed, unbwoked and, see all fixed.
..."Seattle has *a* snowplow"...BOLBOLBOL!!
Dem cood nod eben ged outta da nayberhood, so da dinner we-ser-ba-shuns needed be CANCELLED :O
You think your mommy has writer's block? I had a big BARKDAY last weekend, and still no diary entry! Hrmph. I'm not even doing cute until "somebody" remembers it's noteworthy.
Gud gwief, Winkie! Mabbe yu shooda habbed a twial 'doption afore yu maded it wegal. R it tu wate tu ged out ob da deel?? :D
OMD, what if this IS a trial adoption and I don't know it???! *thud!*