April 5th 2012 8:04 am
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"Welcome back to the 2nd half of the 4th Annual Zaidie's 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. Dis r...CRAP...He's got me doing the Zaidie-speak, too :D This is Bartholemew Nolan, live on Channel 5 with your up-to-the-minute 'ZGDNBDP™' 2012 coverage. With me today, of course, is Zaidie! He's the reason for the season, as they say!"
"Dem shur du say dat, Barf an' sumtimes dem eben say,"Hey, whut da heck r go on???' BOLBOLBOL!!"
"Uh, yeah, sure, Zaidie....Well, look - the 2nd half of the parade is about to begin. Who's up first?"
"Well, Barf, dis r da 'LWD Bagpipeses Bwigade'. Dem camed all da way fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand tu perform fur us dis day. Wet's wissen, shall we?" *hums along*
"OMG. A-C-K! Make them stop, PLEASE!! I beg of you! NO MORE @$#@#@%$ BAGPIPES!!!"
"Barf, seddle down. Yu r gonna fwi-ten 'way our sponsurs! Wifout dem, dere R no pawade. Man up, dude!"
"Zaidie, my ears are BLEEDING. The noise is horrific! Any of these clowns ever had a lesson??"
"Nope. Dem r all self-tot. See dat pup ober dere wif da short lil' leggies?" *points*
"They all have short legs, Zaidie. You mean him? *points*
"NO. Him *points* Him r a pwofessur ob bagpiping at Harbard Unibersity. We hab sum ob da bestest tawent in da hole werld wite here afore us." *LWD heart swells with pride*
"Can they not make it less agonizing to listen to???"
"Oh, no, Barf. Dis r perfek. It r 'spposed make yur ears hurt. Dat r jus' part ob da beeyootee ob da bagpipeses.
An' fowwowin' wite 'hind da bagpipin' pupses r ...O.M.D....it r da Canadian Nashunal Westie Stwuttin' Team!! Wook at dem go! Dem r fwesh fwum da Werld Champeenship in Was Begas where dem stwutted 'way wif GOLD! Dem winned da hole fing!!!"
"How many teams were there, Zaidie? Sounds like a huge event."
"Oh, dem wuz da onwy teem, Barf, bud dem winned!! An' dem cameded here fur da ZGDNBDP™, 2012. I r tuched by dere genewosity. Oh, deer, now I r all berkwempt."
"What's that they're doing now??"
"OMD. Dem r duin' it in weberse! I teeched dem dis myselb, when dem wuz jus' tiny, lil', wee pupses durin' dere furst yeer at da Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Danse. I cood nod be more pwoud ob dese pupses dan I r wite now. *sob sob sob*
"Okay. I think we'll take a break while Zaidie collects himself. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor, The Zaidie Levi Gee School of Butchery, where your good eating is our business™"
~ End of Part 3 ~
I like the sound of bagpipes. The local high school has a bagpipe player (they are the Highlanders), and the lady who taught them to play the bagpipes used to be one of our neighbors before she moved so tell that newsdude not to put down a great instrument!
i like the sounds of bagpipes too, that Barf needs to settle down himself and take it all in and enjoy it!!
BOL BOL! I think that Barf dude needs a chill pill, or maybe some MEATZ to make it happy.
Whoo1 I am getting all excitered too...so much to see, hear and smell!
Oh, this is so exciting!
Maybe Barf needs a Bodka-Drip!
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if Barf is a Vegan *shudder* and a teetoadler too! He's weird and just doesn't know about good stuff.
This is facinating stuff Zaidie
What a great bagpipin' band! Dem guyses are GOOD!
Zoe ~ BOL! Couldn't have said it better!
I'd like to enroll in that school.
Wow those bagpipes were fantastic and the stwutin team was wonderfur. Such talent! Can't wait for the rest of the parade, though I am getting hungry again. Hammy would run on over to the Meatz area and bring me back something?
Great parade, Zaidie!
Coco and Hobo edge their way to the curb so they can see the 'LWD Bagpipeses Bwigade pass by. I love the bagpipes Hobo and the kilts that they all wear! This is really a very good parade. Oh look, here comes the Cheese of the World float and they are tossing cheese - let's grab some...
An' den da pawade wuz ober an' dem all wented home cuz it wuz time fur bed!!
I r gwad eberypup enjoyed da pawade. Junk wike dis wood neber habben wifout yur support. Support meens 'weedin' my diawy', so FANKS!
I r endin' da pawade here an' I r bizzy finkin' 'bout whut we r gonna du nexx, 'kay?? Gud :D
Hab a wuffwy day, my fwiends ♥ ❀ ☀™