February 23rd 2012 8:13 am
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Zaidie : *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*
"Zaidie! Wake up, HunBun! Come on, clown, get up!! You're a DDP today! Let's get this party started!"
"Can a LWD nameded Zaidie nod ged sum fweep 'wound here?? Oy Bey, woman. An' wite in da middle ob da pawsumest dweem E-B-E-R....grrrrrrrrrrr..."
"What was the dream about, Zaidiecakes?"
"Oh. my. dog. It wuz wainin' MEATZ™. ALL kindza MEATZ™! Dere wuz steaks an' woast beests an' cheezburgers an' pork chopses an' B-A-C-O-N an' hawtdawgs an' chiggen an' turkee an' ham an' eben TWIPE :D"
"Mmmm. Tripe. Yeah, what's not to love about tripe, besides its horrific stench?"
"Momma! Dat r da beeyootee ob it! It r da perpek fudz....We hab any???"
"Sorry, FluffButt. We're fresh out of tripe. How about some tasty kibble? Chicken and sweet potato? Wow. Watch it, dude. I might eat it if you don't get up right now. I need to wash your bed today. GET UP!"
"'kay, Momma. Wewax. Yu du weawize dat yu r gonna wash owt all da gud stink an' junk I spended yeers an' hours puddin' intu dat fing. All dat werk fur nuffin..."
"You can start all over again later today. Here's a pen and some paper. Start working on a diary entry, okay? A DDP can't -not- write an entry on his day in the spotlight! Here's your kibble. Look, I cut it up into little pieces for you, just the way you like it!"
"Hmmm...Whut I shood wite 'bout dis day?? OMD! I know! I wite a hikoo (haiku)so my tawent can be showcased an' mabbe, jus' mabbe, a book pubwisher mite weed it! An' I cood be famus AN' WICH!!Dis r gonna be gwate :D""
*wolfs down his breakfast and gets to work*
~ Hikoo 'bout be a DDP dis day ~
Shower me wif MEATZ™.
An' dat r all yu need du
Tu win my twoo wuff ♥
WhooooHOOOO, Zaidie! Condogulations on your DDP!! Hershey would write you a haiku, but I don't know what that is and he's sulking today fur some reason. BOL!!!
Congrats on da DDP! I don't know bout a MEATZ shower, I prefers to eat dem myselfs.
Congrats on your DDP today!! WooHoo
Woo Hoo! Congratulations on the pick! Raining MEATZ! Now that is some rain I would like.
Congratulations on being one of Dogster's diary of the day picks. Your diary is always so much fun and you certainly deserve this honor. I hope your day is filled with everything you love and desire.
Hugs and kisses,
A not very good haiku thingy for you
A pick for Zaidie.
We all love the LWD.
Meatz™ to celebrate!
We don't know where to use the punk-yu-a-shun or what kind either.
But the good thought is there.
Zaidie, congrats on being a Diary pick today! Hope you are having a wonderful day and getting lots of MEATZ!
Congrats, Zaidie! DDP's are so much fun, esp when I can share one with you...and Winkie is Diary Of The Day, just a great reason for a pawrty!
Since I am not all that good at writing Haiku's...I sent growlmy hunting for me...and she came home with this...
New Bed For Zaidie!
Which I think you can use, knowing that your Momma took yours away to be washed...this one looks a lot more fun for dreaming of MEATZ™, BOL!
Anyways, since I know your dream is to own a business, I also asked growlmy to help you get started...Zaidie's House of Steak, and you are all businesslike in your tie and ready to get grilling:
Freckles found you a Burger Bed! COOL!
*Dumps large pile of frozen New York Strips on Zaidie's front porch*
I was having that same dream and then Dad woke me up to tell me that my pal, Z-Pup, was a diary pick today.
For the record, I went back to sleep and back to the MEATZ!!
Congrats DDP!!! By the way, my Mom says tripe smells like death. Sounds intriguing....
I don't know what tripe smells like, but earlier this month mom bought us some braided bully sticks that weren't odorless and she griped about the stench every. single. time. she. opened. the. bag. OMD! I think we were all glad when they were gone...mom cause the smell was gone and me cause I didn't have to listen to her gripe any more! BOL
Congrats on being DDP. Hope you get your bed to smellin' the way you want it to again after your mom washes it! :o)
FluffButt??!!! Hope you don't mind if I laugh a little about that. Bet you're sorry your momma let that one slip :D BOL!
Oops, forgot to condogulate you on your DDP!
Oops, Destiny forgot to condogulate you on your DDP!
I was a very picky eater when I was on earth so once momma tried tripe dog food in a can and she said the smell was so terrible that she wanted to toss it out right away. Of course I thought it was rather nice and started eating it but momma just couldn't stand the smell so she took it away from me and put it down the garbage disposal and then she put some lemons in the disposal to get rid of the smell. All night long when I went to give her kisses she refused saying that my breath smelled.
I think it smelled just fine.
Condogulations on being a DDP! No one writez bedder diaries dan owr furriend Z-Pup!
Congrats on DDP Zaidie. About time we saw that face up there on that page.
Fanks, eberypup! Dis wuz woadtwip day an' we jus' gedded home a while 'go! I dwibed dis day, tu! I knowed my wicense wood come in bery handy ebentuawwy :D
Fanks fur all da commentses an' speshul pichurs an' an wosettes an' O.M.D., Fweckles!! Dat burger bed r P-A-W-S-U-M :D It eben habs cheez on it! Yu pupses wanna take turns fweepin' on it??
Twipe R 'licious :D It maded Momma gag, doe, so no more twipe fur dis LWD :(
That bed is so big, Zaidie, I think a whole bunch of pups could have a sleepover on it...if you don't mind sharing...BOL! Me, I would hog it all to myself! BOL!
I do not think that I shall evfur get to taste tripe...
Congrats on DDP Zpup! I have lots of those Meatz dreams too!
Woof Woof, Scoot Scoot
Twoo wuff . . . and then comes Mawwiage. Mom is laughing hysterically right now for some reason.
Congratulations and may the publishing offers roll in!