February 18th 2012 2:16 pm
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Wemember when I telled yu 'bout Momma's sistur in MN an' hur fwee 'dorable kidses?? Hur wuz mawwied tu $#@#$#$ an' him wuz/is a bery mean, contwollin', 'busive bad guy?? Ob corse yu wemember! All tugefur now : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Wast summer, Momma, Dadda, Gwamma an' me, Zaidie, taked a BERY wong woadtwip in da all-nu 'Zaidie-on-da-Town-Mobile™' tu bisit dem in MN! We called it da 'MEATZ™ an' GWEETZ Tour™ ob 2011.' :D
Wemember da border tisshooes? 'Bout my fudz, which wuz maded in da USA, bud wuz nod 'llowed tu enter back intu da USA?? Ebentuawwy it wuz 'llowed in, bud da hole incident wuz NOD gud. Bud I digwess...
Ebery peeple r duin' ok. Da diborce habbened in Febwuary ob wast yeer. Unfortumatewy, Auntie S needed we-open da case wecentwy cuz &%$%$%$ r bein' a bery meen, negwigent, bad father tu dose speshul kidses; him r hidin' assets an' him r nod duin' all kindza uber stuffs him r 'wequired by WAW tu du. Nod gud.
Dat r bein' werked on. Dem twied mediation, bud gess whut, it did nod werk! Big surpwize! :D So it r back tu court.
A yeer 'go, my Auntie S meeted a BERY nice man. Him tweated hur bery, bery well, wif wuff an' wespect an' kindness an' many uber gud fings. Auntie S *weally* stwuggled wif bein' tweated so well. Hur jus' did nod ged it. Ebery peeple telled hur,"This is how a woman, a human being, is supposed to be treated."
Auntie S an' da bery nice man, whu taked me fur my bery furst boat wide wast summer an' burned MEATZ™ jus' fur me, dem r 'gageded tu be mawwied in August! Ebery peeple r bery, bery habby. Da kidses WUFF da bery nice man ♥ Dem r gonna moove tu hims pwace an' all wive tugefur. An' finawwy, my gurl cuzin, Sammy, r geddin' da purple bedwoom hur always wanted.
Dem kno' dat it r gonna be a H-U-G-E 'justment fur all ob dem an' dat it r nod gonna be ezee, bud dem r gonna du dere bestest tu make it werk. Da bery nice man habs two boys whu wive wif him part-time an' Sammy, whu r now 10 (OMD), wuffs bein' da onwy gurl :D
It r all gud an' it r gonna be eben bedder once $#%^$#$ weawizes dat diborce meens IT R OBER, FUREBER. "Whut part ob dat du yu nod ged,$%$#@#???" All tugefur now : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I r nod gonna be goin' tu da weddin'. I r gonna stay wif Bob, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy. Him r pwobabwy gonna hab sum pupses whu need be twainded using 'Da Z-Pup Mefod™', so it r gonna be gwate!
Den Bob an' me, Zaidie, r gonna take a woadtwip ober tu dose Highwands ob Scotwand tu bisit da homewand an' eat haggis 'til it r comin' out ob our earses! An' dwink da bestest Scotch we can find.
Da weddin' r gonna be a small, pwibate affair. Jack an' hims big brofur, Wade, r gonna wear suits! ("Really, Mom? Do we have to?") My Momma r Auntie S's 'person ob honour', 'gain :D Bud it r gonna be WOTZ more speshul an' fun da second time 'wound ♥
I hope yu enjoyded dis pupdate on my famiwy. Me an' my usual cwazee, NUTZO diawy entwies (Dem r ALL twue, ob corse!) will be back here soon. I wuff yu pupses!
OMD! I am so furry happy for this to be happening!
Love always wins, and this is proof!
Zaidie, when this is all done and your cousins and Auntie are living happily evfur after, maybe your Momma will not have to live so close to the ceiling anymore, and your bodka drip can be retired...won't that be wonderfur!
Awww, this is GREAT news! So happy fur all!
Thank you for the update on your special peepoles. We was just wandering 'bout them the other day or year.
We just love them happy endings too!
Too bad you can't attend the wedding. You do look good in a tux. Or your kilt! You could wear your kilt! And pipe the bride down the aisle!
Think about it.
Let's get this out of the way first. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Now that that is out of the way, conwagulations on the great news for your family. We ♥ it!
That all sounds super wonderful, Z-pup! That new man sure sounds nice!!
How wong r yu gonna bee goned fur? And when r yu gonna be weaving?
We r gonna miss yu bud we r bery habby fur yur ant and cousins.
We du nod wike bad men dat tweat women bad and stuff an we r bery habby dat hers founded a nice man.
Wet us kno as soon as yu ged home an tell us yor stories.
Wuff r in da air.
YAY!! I r gwad eberypup an' peeple r so habby fur my famiwy. Fank yu so bery much ♥
It wuz a BERY wong coupla decades. Yeah, weel decades, nod sum cwazee Zaidie kind ob meshurment ob time, aldoe, dem r fun :D
Luna! Wewax, sweet gurl! It r nod 'til August!!
Why did I nod fink ob wearin' my kilt an' pwayin' dose bagpipes?? Dis r a WUNNERFUL idea, Zoe! I r gonna Skype my Auntie S wite now an' ask hur 'bout it!! Den I ged tu stay in a hotel an' eat in westaurants an' gib a speech at da wecepshun an' dance wif my Sammy-gurl ♥ an' du all kindza fun stuffs :D
Oh ohhhhhh OHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
This is THE best EVER news....
Auntie S is a special Lady.... and she will learn that being loved and treated with respect is a wonderful.. two-way... thing. The gent is a special Gent too .. as he has realised Aunt needed time and space and he has obviously been patient and loving. Isnt it good when it finally.. FINALLY goes RIGHT !!
So very pleased for all....
Big HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS and Love....
Flicka ∆,,∆ Lucas /..|& Pam X
P.S. One thing about pond slime... it shrivels up eventually ... GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR
Congratulations to Auntie S and the kidses! We send our very best wishes for them to finally have the wonderful life they so deserve. Now, when you stay with Bob the breeder and head to the grand old county of Scotland be sure and take your kilt and lots and lots of pic's for all of us to enjoy.
Congratchoomatayshuns to your fambly, Zaidie!
Hope evfurrybuddies has them's happy endings.
This is absolutely wunnerful newses Zaidie! We's so happy for your Auntie S and hur fwee 'dorable kidses! Then we'll all be able to say...."And they lived happily ever after." YAY!
Wunnerful news, HunBun!! So very happy for all your famiwy!!
*happydance!happydance!happydance!* This is pawsome news, Zaidie, it made mommy leak on her face! If you can't go to the wedding, maybe you can Skype the pipes!!
Hershey, da weakin' stuff confuses me. Dem du it when dem r sad AN' dem du it when dem r habby. Whut da heck r up wif dat??
"Skype the pipes!!" BOLBOLBOL!! It cood werk! Yu r a jeenius, my chokwit fwiend!!
I love happy endings!
So glad to see a happy ending.
Dat are pawsome newses for you aunt and her kiddos!
What a happy thing for Auntie S and those three dorable kidses! Mommy's eyes are leaking cause she's so happy for them!
Oh, Zaidie, that is wonderful news! The very best of wishes for your auntie and your three special cousins!
Pawtastic news! So happy for all of them. Except fur $#%^$#$! But sounds like he shouldn't have a happy ending. Shame you can't go to the wedding but a trip with Bob sounds great. Do a couple of Arroos for Hamish & me while your there.
Life is good!!
Hope your furmily has a happy and safe trip.
Congrats on your honor today.
OMD!! Congrats on being a DDP today! We should have a pawrty together! I'm a DDP, too...but did you see that our new pal Winkie is the Diary of the Day!
Now we really need a pawrty!BOL! Got MEATZ™??
Have a pawsome day!
OMD! OMD! OMD!! Furst I thought I had killed Zaidie and now we're in the diary spotlight togefur! And Freckles, too!! And I'm not even home yet!! I like Dogster!!!
Dis is da bestest nues we have hearded in ages!!!! So happee for your Momma's sister and fambly!