~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

20 quesshuns an' answers 'bout me, Zaidie :D

February 12th 2012 7:21 pm
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I hab wosed twack ob da origin ob dese quesshuns, bud finawwy I hab time tu answer dem! If yu want tu answer dese quesshuns yur own selbe, pweeze du. All ob us pupses wuff wernin' more an' more 'bout our fwiends here on dis Dogster-fing ♥

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?

I r pwesentwy wearing my gween collar.It habs cute lil' harts an' doggies an' bones on it. I kno' it sounds pwetty darn gurlwy, bud it r nod. Twust me. An' I buyed it fwum sum shady-wookin' guy on da stweet. It cood be bootwegged or steeled or sumfing.


2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?

Which weash??? BOLBOLBOL! I hab wosed count ob all dose fings.

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?

Yu need ask??? BOLBOLBOLBOL! I r all 'bout da skwerls. Dem make me cwazee an' NUTZO, eben. Dem r EBIL, wif a tail. grrrr..

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK?

BOLBOLBOL!! Dese quesshuns r killin' me :D Hmmm...my bestest snack r MEATZ™ which neber habbens unwess one ob da 'wentses dwops sumfing or cheez , if dem dwop it or sum kinda 'tato chip, if Dadda dwops one or anyfing weally.

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?

Wast Fursday wuz our weekwy woad twip tu Toronto. Den da nexx nite, Momma needed wibbon an' hur needed it FASS, so we jumpded intu da Zaidie-on-da-Town Mobile™ an' dwibed wike da wind tu da wibbon store.

6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?

I r neber 'wwowded tu du dat. Sumtimes Dadda will oben my winno halfway, so I can sniff a bit, bud onwy if we r stuckded in twaffic an' goin' bery swow. I r harnessded intu my way kewl carbed/seat fing cuz yu kno' me - I r all 'bout bein' safe an' junk...an' MEATZ™ :D

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?

Eben aftur all dese years, my twuly bestest toy r still my gween Kitty Cuz. Him no wonger emits an ear-piercin' shwiek which causes da 'wentses tu cuber dere ears AN' him wosed a weg wast yeer, bud him will always be bery speshul tu me, Zaidie ♥

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?

I *fot* I wuz sendin' da wite signals tu Coco Wose, bud appawentwy nod! Hobo came 'long an' winned hur heart :(
I r a bachewor...a bery sad bachewor.

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?

Down by my wiber r da bestest pwace cuz dere r water an' geeses an' geeses poop an' it r a sniffer's pawadise. Gwate in da Spwing, tu. Bery muddy :D

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?

No, I hab nod. Da one neer us hab habbed sum bery bad stuff habben dere an' hur sez I will neber go intu a dog park. Dere r wotz ob stupid peeples 'wound here - it r nod da doggies' falts.

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

Durin' da week I sweep wif Momma in da gess woom cuz Dadda goes bed earlier dan us, bud on da weekends it r SWEEPOBER TIME in da big bed! F-U-N! We tell ghost stowies an' woast marshmawwows ober da campfire :D

12. DO YOU SNORE?

Momma sez I du nod, but we r nod actuawwy shur cuz Dadda r so woud we can nod heer our selbes fink :D

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS?

I ged cubered wif MY bwankie, bud I hab neber bentured unner da cubers on any bed.

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?

*sigh* Yes. I wear a coat or fweaterif it r WAY cold an' snowin' an' junk. An' if Momma wants take a pichur ob me wearin' sumfing 'dorable, I r usuawwy bery coopewatibe...NOD! BOL :D

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG?

Ob corse I r!! I r da fabouritest dog whereber I go an' I r usuawwy da onwy dog whereber I go. Da peeples can nod ged 'nuff ob dis LWD nameded Zaidie :D

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?

My bestest spot r 'wong da back ob da wuffseat. I also wuff tu nap on top ob Dadda when him r nappin'. An' my sunbeem spot on da hardwood fwoor r bery cozy an' warm ♥

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?

OMD. Dere needs be onwy one?? 'Kay. MEATZCHEEZCWACKERSTATOCHIPSCHEEZIESICECWEEMBACON :D

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER?

I do! Him r Bob my bwoomer/bweeder/boarder guy an' him WUFFS me, 'cept when I twy tu nip at him when him r twimmin' my nailses. Dat r nod fun.

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?

Dem r ebil.

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?

When I r boreded I ged Kitty Cuz an' I pwace him neer one ob my peeple. Den I stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple, stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple, stare at Kitty Cuz, stare at da peeple. Den sumone bweaks down an' pwayz wif me, Zaidie, cuz dem can nod stand tu see such a pafetic an' sad LWD face. Den we pway Kitty Cuz Fetch :D

 
Barked by: Pepper, CGC (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 8:44 am

Good questions & answers, Zaidie!
Barked by: Hobo (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 9:37 am

Well, Zaidie, when you snooze, you lose! Coco Rose is mine. Didn't you know we Shih Tzu's stick together?
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 10:01 am

Very interesting information. Maybe Mum will help one of us to answer the questions. But I doubt it, she never seems to want to type for us.
Barked by: Flicka ... CGC (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 12:54 pm

That was a race to the finish !!!!!!!!! LOL
Barked by: Rudy (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 5:47 pm

pawsome answers, Z-pup! Mommy is going to help us with our answers tomorrow after she gets some sleep!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles-SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

February 13th 2012 at 6:18 pm

Oh! Growlmy had so much fun reading all this Zaidie stuff...now I suppose all you pupses are going to ask when its gonna be my turn to divulge the secret life of me...
BOL!
Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

February 14th 2012 at 4:51 am

great stuff enjoyed it all
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

February 15th 2012 at 9:32 am

Geez, I just saw this entry. Where have I been?
You are just filled with surprises Z. Who would have guessed that Meatz™ is your favoritey food/treat.
I learn more about you evfurrytime you bark.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

February 15th 2012 at 9:56 am

Well, Zoe...Yu wuz bizzy barkin' an' poddyin' an' eatin' an' chewin' on junk...By da way, hab yu eber twied wuffseat? It r quite tastee! BOL :D

I kno'. I r wike a nu pup eberytime I wite an entwy!
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

February 15th 2012 at 11:01 pm

Zaidie-- maybe you wuz barkin' up da wrong girl if Coco Rose picked Hobo over you..

Maybe you should stick with proud Scottish lassies of the West Highland kind, ya know??

I mean, we know how to have a good time-- I doubt a Shih Tzu could help ya kill a rat or a squirrellie... just sayin'....me and Whit, we both have numerous kills to our credit...

Smoochies,
Finley
Barked by: Petey Morris (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2012 at 8:44 am

I enjoyed reading the answers Zpup, cause since I'm new to my family I hear them barking about you all the time and I'm like, "what's the big deal about this Zaidie pup?" but now I know! You are a pretty pawsome dude!
Woof Woof, Petey
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

February 17th 2012 at 9:34 am

Hi, Petey! Yup, dis r me, Zaidie, da pup 'hind da wegend :D

I fink yu r wite 'bout stickin' wif gurl pupses fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand. Dose gurlses - dem kno' all 'bout cold wind an' snows an' bein' borned unner a haggis twee an' all dat kinda stuffs.

No, I hab neber heered 'bout a Shih Tzu fitin' wif a skwerl or wat 'til da bery end :D We Westies W-O-C-K!

 

Zaidie


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