January 25th 2012 9:44 am
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***ring ring ring***
"B+F Party Boyz™. How may I help you?"
"Oh, I speek wif Bwake, pweeze?"
"Hey! Is that you, Little Z???"
"Yes, it r me, 'cept no pup an' no peeple r 'wwowded tu call me Z 'cept fur my gud fwiend, Zoe, fwum Idunno. Hur r a gurl, bud wifout da skirts an' wuffles an' pink junk. An' hur nabs 2 boy-pup brofurs an' a Angel-pup sistur AN' hur wives wif a bunch ob kitties an'..Hey. Whu I r speekin' wif??"
"Relax, little man. I get it. No Z. Dude, it's Felix! You know - I'm the 'F' in B+F Party Boys™!"
"OMD. Ob corse yu r ! I wemember yu! Yu matchded yur manpurse tu yur Ferragamo woafers an' wuz fwoded intu pwison. How yu r duin' How it feel be fwee??"
"Oh, I'm loving it, Z-Man. Can I call you Z-Man?"
"Anyway, THAT won't be happening again. Did you know you can't get a decent pedicure in prison? And my raw food diet? The kitchen staff laughed at me. "
"Wow. Dat r hardcore. Um, I speek wif Bwake now pweeze?"
"He's not here, Z-Dude".
"Well, where him r? I need helb pwannin' a pawty! Dis r Wobbie Burnses Day an' I jus' wememberded 'bout it when I wakeded up! We need moobe FASS!"
"LWD, did you not hear about the 'incident' at the salon last week? Blake's in the hospital."
"No. I did nod heer 'bout it. OMD. Whut da heck habbened??"
"Well, let's just say Blake won't be getting his back waxed anytime soon. The salon bartender was making her way over to Blake with his pre-waxing martini and tripped, hitting the container of hot wax and..."
"OK, Fewix. Tawk tu da paw, pweeze. I hab heered 'nuff".
"You asked, my friend."
"Well, yu can helb me pwan a Wobbie Burnses Day pawty? Pweeze?? I kno' it r wast minit, bud I r decwepit!"
"I think you mean 'desperate."
"Whuteber...Dis r nod gud".
"I'm sorry, little man, but I've got a spray tan appointment at 5pm, followed by a mani/pedi. Then it's off to see Madonna! A group of friends and I have been planning this for months. We may even get to go backstage !!!"
"Well, cwap. Da guyses an' da gurlses r gonna be bery disappointmented. We wuz gonna wear our kiltses an' pway da bagpipeses an'..."
"You play the bagpipes??"
"Oh, no. No pup duz. We jus' wike da noize."
"What do you serve at a Robbie Burns' Day party? Blake and I haven't done one of those...unless it was the time we had to get the bartender to jump out of the cake because..."
"No cake, Fewix. Haggis. Jus' haggis. Furst, haggis soup. Den sum guy holdin' a pwate geds bagpipeded intu da woom. Den sum guy wif a big knife cuts sumfing open an' an' boila, haggis! Den yu dwink wotz an' wotz ob scotch. Den, dinner : haggis wif 2 sides ob haggis an' den, dessert. Dis yeer it wuz gonna be a haggis sundae : haggis ice cweem wif hot haggis sauce. Oh, I can jus' 'bout taste it...Now I r dwoolin' all ober da pwace. *big sigh*"
"I'm really sorry, ZZ Pup. Maybe next year, okay? I need to get going now. Are you okay?"
"I be ok. Fanks, Fewix. Hab fun dis nite".
"I'll do my best, LWD. Bye."
OMD! I furgoteded, too.
Hey I can help...
Here is a haggis playing the pipes...
Kilted-Bagpiper In Kilt...
When he's done playiong then we can indulge in this delightfur(?) foodage...
Haggis, Neeps and Tatties......
Here's some more if we run out...
Here are some kilts, we could rip them up and share them around...
And I don't know who this LWD is, but he heard about your Bobbie Burns pawrty and wanted to join in the fun:
Kilt on a LWD......
Well, I best be off now...BOL! Growlmy said she was taking me for a stroll, and we don't have bagpipes here either!
BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL, Fweckles! Fanks fur du dat, my fwiend! Now eberypup an' peeples r gonna kno' whut all da stuff fur Wobbie Burnses Day wooks wike!!
YAY, Fweckles an' Gwowlmy!! An' Fank yu ♥ ❀ ☀™
OMD, what ever that food thingy was, didn't look right, but I can dig the kilts though...
I think growlmy was gagging when she was helping me do this deed fur Zaidie...BOL!
You're welcome, Zaidie, Glad to be helpful...BOL!!!
The neeps and tatties are prolly good. Mommy can figure out those.
But we all kinda threw up in our mouths when we saw that thing with the knife. And we all know that is the real deal haggis, fur sure.
Oh well, us dogs will eat anything. Pawty on!
Oh yeah, a great big BOL to your convo with Felix.
I just LOVE Zaidie in his kilt with his behind sticking out - BOL, BOL
Sniff, sniff, sniff - oops sorry, I couldn't help myself.
THAT'S haggis? Gross...I don't know if I'd like that! Who is Robbie Burns? Does he bring treats? Is he like Ho Ho?
Make mine scotch neat, I'll pass on the haggis!
BOL, Milton!! Den yu r nod a twoo Scotspup! Yu need twy one lil' bit. Open yur mouf, now. C'mon :D
Ob corse, Fizzy! Him r da Scottish bershun ob Ho Ho 'cept him onwy bwingses haggis :D
Coco Wose! Dat r 'nuff, yung wady! Dat r NOD me!
See, pupses? Petey wikes da kiltses! I r shur him r at weast a lil' tiny bit Scottish!
Why yu sed YIKES, Zoe?? Cuz yu unnerstan it???
Yikes to the scrapes those two doods, Felix and Blake, get themselves into.
Wild and crazy, those two.
All dis haggis talk are making me hungry! I'll definitely take some haggis and scotch!
I'm with Milton, just scotch, no haggis! Hey, my brother Zachary has been called Z-man ever since I can remember, just like Felix called you. Does that mean you and he are related?
OMD, Destiny!!! Yu fink him cood be one ob my wong wost LWD brofurs whu wuz borned da same time an' pwace as me, unner a Haggis Twee in dose Highwands ob Scotwand??? OMD!
Wate 'til Bob, my bweeder/bwoomer/boarder guy heers 'bout dis! I alwayz wanted hab a sibwing ♥
Helb yurselb, Whitwey! Ged sum haggis while it r still warm an' gooey an' gweasy :D
Yu kno' it, Zoe! Dem r NUTZO :D I wunner whut r gonna habben nexx time! (BOL)
Um, well Zaidie, Zachary is my human brother so nope, I'm thinkin he probably wasn't born under that haggis tree afterall!
Seven years ago tonight... was the night before my Wedding... in Edinburgh Scotland.
We went to the best hotel in Edinburgh for the Burns Night Supper. It was AMAZING.... Jay's face when the (in his "bonnet" and kilt and 7 foot tall piping the Haggis in) Piper came in.... worth a million pounds his experession. I had been to regimental Burns Nights.. but this was as good as.. and in the heart of Scotland.
It was a special night to start our wedding celebrations off. The next day.... was pretty special too. Clear bright sunshine on a crisp frosty morning... and marrying the man I wish I had met 30 yrs ago.
Burn's Night is a wonderful start to our Anniversary for ne each year...
HD walks slowly around the "haggis" and pokes his paw in it. He backs up as he screams YIKES IT WIGGLES! He looks around for scotch and takes a couple of quick shots!
OMD! Habby 7th Annibersary nexx day, Mrs. an' Mr. Fwicka, Wucas an' Angel Cleo ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 7 harts fur 7 yeers an' 1 fur gud luck ♥ ❀ ☀™
Yikeses! It wiggleses, HD? Ewwwww...Dis r nod gud. I fink I r gonna hab a coupla shots ob scotch, tu :D
Thankyou Zaidie and Mamma W !
And... Haggis actually tasyed really GOOD !!
And a single Malt........ Heaven !
In honor of the day. ::ahem!::
The Twa Dogs
'Twas in that place o' Scotland's isle,
That bears the name o' auld King Coil,
Upon a bonie day in June,
When wearin' thro' the afternoon,
Twa dogs, that were na thrang at hame,
Forgather'd ance upon a time.
The first I'll name, they ca'd him Caesar,
Was keepit for His Honor's pleasure:
His hair, his size, his mouth, his lugs,
Shew'd he was nane o' Scotland's dogs;
But whalpit some place far abroad,
Whare sailors gang to fish for cod.
His locked, letter'd, braw brass collar
Shew'd him the gentleman an' scholar;
But though he was o' high degree,
The fient a pride, nae pride had he;
But wad hae spent an hour caressin,
Ev'n wi' al tinkler-gipsy's messin:
At kirk or market, mill or smiddie,
Nae tawted tyke, tho' e'er sae duddie,
But he wad stan't, as glad to see him,
An' stroan't on stanes an' hillocks wi' him.
The tither was a ploughman's collie-
A rhyming, ranting, raving billie,
Wha for his friend an' comrade had him,
And in freak had Luath ca'd him,
After some dog in Highland Sang,^2
Was made lang syne,-Lord knows how lang.
He was a gash an' faithfu' tyke,
As ever lap a sheugh or dyke.
His honest, sonsie, baws'nt face
Aye gat him friends in ilka place;
His breast was white, his touzie back
Weel clad wi' coat o' glossy black;
His gawsie tail, wi' upward curl,
Hung owre his hurdie's wi' a swirl.
O.M.D. Hershey! Yu beened intu da scotch, tu, my fwiend??? BOL!!! Fanks fur dat! Pawsum pome, 'bout doggies I fink :D
A toast tu Wobbie Burnses an' hims wunnerful poetwy an' stuff an' him cameded tu Canada fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand...Wate. Dat wuz me! BOL!!
Wow Hershey! I was jus' gettin' use to the Zaidiespeak. That Robbie Burns dood makes absotootly No sense to me.
BOL!! You have to have bit of Scotch, then kinda close one eye and read kinda fast, out loud. Then it acfurrily begins to make sense!!
Me, too, Haggis and Scotch, neat, please!! Yum!!!
BOLBOLBOLBOL - all us Loud MacLeods wudda written yesterday but we were waffin SO MUCH fwum the Diary & comments & fwowing up a liddle bit too,fwum the pitchurs that we dint get 'round to it. BOLBOLBOL An' then we all had sum single malt Scotch & we cudn't type anymores.
Scotch r gud. Haggis nod gud.
Oh, an' here's a Bobbie Burns homage (that means we stealed it but change it a bit, too) Ahem.
My love she ha' a red red nose,
She toots it when she blows
Charwie!! Fanks fur da wunnerful wendishun ob one ob Wobbie Burnses bestest werks, I fink!
An' du nod nock haggis 'til yu hab twieded it! If yu pupses wike deer poop, as I hab heered yu du, den yu r gonna WUFF haggis, bewiebe me :D
BTW, Charwie, Chwissmus r ober. Yu can take da hat off now! BOL! (No 'ffense, my fwiend. I r still pwayin' wif my Hanukkah toyses :D )
I hope all ob yu habbed a pawsum Wobbie Burnses Day!
Nexx yeer, I r gonna orgamize a byce-cle tour ober tu dose Highwands ob Scotwand! Den we can find da haggis twee unner wich I wuz borned an' pick it fwesh! OMD I r chatty dis nite...
Hey, pupses! Until I ged my act tugefur an' wite anuber diawy entwy, pweese feel fwee tu chek out da new bideos ob me, Zaidie, on my pwofile page!
Yu will notice in da one 'bout nu toys dat I hab perfeked da 'Wook away when da wunatic wif da camewa sez :"Hey, _____! Wook ober here!!" fing'. It dwibes dem CWAZEE/NUTZO an' r BIG FUN :D
Just LOVE the tail sticking up in the video !!!!
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