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~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~
~ Epic End ob Summer Pawty ~ FINALLY :DSeptember 6th 2011 10:28 am[ View A Comments (180) ]
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Well, the party is really rocking now. If there's a kitty here you better believe I'm after him. Can't wait to hear what else happens. Hunkers down with Texas Toothpick to wait. hey zadie...did your momma get that extra special package we sent?? That BARF guy seems to need a few clues... BOL!!! OMD, Zaidie, this place is pawsome! Da security! Da decorations! Da music! Da MEATZ! Holy moly! BOLBOL!! Keep on habbin' F-U-N at da EESP™, my fwiendses! Yes, Harwey!! We gottded it an' da pupses r going NUTZO ober in da Howse ob Cookies an' Tweetses™ Fanks fur all yur help! HI! Dis mi first eber pawty! It's PAWSOME!!!!!! YAY! I wood be chowin down on dem meatz but I's jus barely gots mi pubby teef now. Do yous got a howse ob gwound beef? Cause I cood probabwy eat sum a dat! Woof, Cricket! The House of Ground Beef is right ovfur this way, next to the House of Snausages!! Just follow your nose! Zaidie, this is the best pawty EVFUR!!!! I'm headed fur the House of Bacon!! Fanks fur helpin' out dat lil' wee guy, Hershey! Dem r so cute at dat age :D That's right Zaidie, there's a group of us guard dogs that chased those darn cats for you. We have been on opposum control in the past, but now we're on kitty control for your party. No kitty's going to ruin your party cause you have us guard dogs on patrol now. Best EESP evfur Zpup!!!! Mom wanted the Morris pack to stay together but I headed to the House of Bacon with Hershey and I think Molly & Scooter are headed to the Steak House but we can all meet back up at the house of burgers! We brought some of our momma's famous fried chicken Zaidie cause we didnt think in Canada you would have it. I kept a special bucket just for you to try! WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Woof Woof, Buddy The Idunno crew is here! WHOO HOO!!! Lookit all this MEATZ&;trade! I don't know where to start! Messed up the MEATZ™ trademark. Sorry. OMD!!! Zaidie, this is amazing! I was able to sneak out of the house without my brothers seeing me. So I got to Canada safe and sound. My eyes are as big as dinner plates. I was wondering if there is a house of big juicy steak bones here? I love, love, love steak bones. Just point me in the right direction. xxoo Luna Hey, Zoe!! Du nod werry 'bout lil' detailses on such a PAWSUM nite, 'kay!! I r so gwad dat da Idunno cwew r here, finawwy :D Luna!! Du yu nod hab a soubenir EESP™ map wif da bonus 'Du-it-yurselb'Butcherin'manual?? Da map habs swatch an' sniff pichurs ob MEATZ™ eben!! Here - I hab one in my secwet pocket. Ooops! Sorry 'bout da bbq sauce. BOL!! Luna! I r gonna pud yu on da EESP™ Shuttle an' it'll take yu wite past da Howse ob Steak Bonz™, 'kay?? It r wite 'side da Howse ob Pigs Feetz! Buddy! Du we hab chiggen??? R da moon maded outta cheez? Well, ob corse it r! BOL! Fanks fur da xtwa chiggen! I r shur we r gonna eat ALL ob it, my fwiend :D Ooops. I meen da Howse ob Pigs Feetz™ :D OMD!!!!! *runs like the wind to the House of Cheese and chows down* No kitties allowed in here!!!! OUT! OUT I SAY!!!! Secret Bulletin to Zaidie: Jarvis and I just chased another cat away trying to get into the house of pizza. Jarvis chased him down like a squirrel, then we cornered him and tossed him in the brink. Now my boypup Tiberius is on patrol with us too as is Anya, and Demon Flash Bandit is on the lookout for those pesky birds. Just send out a bat signal alert if any more cats are spotted...we'll be there in a flash. Finally we made it after a false start - BOL, BOL Puffy stop with all the sniffing and go grab me a busy bone. Don't forget to put the brandy in the punch - HeHeHe Got to go and make sure he gets me a BIG Busy Bone... Coco *Zoe hollers* Does anypup know where the haggis is? I wanna try some haggis! Sophie and HD arrive on their motorcycles from Oklahoma with the buffalo burgers tied on behind. I think Flicka and her Okie crew are right behind us Zaidie. Fanks, Destiny!! Coco Wose, da Howse ob Bizzy Boneses™ r wite 'side da Howse ob Twipe™. Yu need make a wite hand turn at da Howse ob Eggie Weggies™! Zoe! Yu kno' darn well where da Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch™r wocated - yu wuz part ob da H ob H™poddy area test teem, if I wecall cowwectwy :D YAY, Sophie Cwaire an' HD r here an' it r Sophie's Cwaire'ses 7th birfday, eberypup!! Say hi tu hur ober in da GSP VIP wounge, if yu can ged past Demon Fwash Bandit on secuwity. BOLBOLBOL! FANKS FUR DA HEWP HERSHEY!!! OMD! I snuck over here just in time...and I made sure that those kitty brofurs of mine did not cross the border with me...sheesh its hard enough to get over without them being a complimacation...and I do not weant to be the guy with a red face cause he made so much eggstra work fur the doggy antikitty patrol. Phew! Speaking of which do you have a house of eggy scramblers, too...and that yummy whipped cream stuff? Oh yeah, and smashed taters would go great with all the MEATZ™... Well I shall spend some time sniffing around the you know pawlace, finding a big pawlate to stack my nom noms on and then I shall go and hide in a corner, so that I won't have to leave too soon, cause growlmy doesn't know I snuck over here while she is busy with her work stuff... Woofs! This truly is an epic event of the century perhaps! Thanks Zpup! Sophie looks at HD and says....see ya later brother, I'm headed of the House of Steaks..Woooooohooooo! She is running so fast her velvet years are splattin furs as she races by. HD's head starts to spin and his eyes cross as he sees all the furs and all the choices to make. All of a sudden he hears a voice that sounds like Zoe hollar somethin bout haggis? I dunno what that is so I gonna head for the cheese house. Arrooooooo! Hey Z-pup! We finally made it and we brought a whole truckload of them Texas Toothpicks that everybody loves! This pawty is really hoppin' isn't it. And good thing everybody is on high alert to keep them kittehs out! They're always tryin' to crash a pawty any way they can! Austin and I are going to head on over and check out what's what and see what everybody's doing! Great pawty Z-pup! You DO throw the best pawties!! Hey Zaidie, great party! Since Destiny's busy with her pals guarding all your meatz and cheese, I'm gonna follow Austin and Doo and see what kind of great stuff they can find and see if they'll let me join in their fun. By the way, since this party is so epic, I wonder if they can see if from space? Zaidie, can you get someone at NASA to turn the satalites towards your party so we can get a view from up there? Maybe you could put Blake to work on that. That's a great idea Chance! I bet Blix can pull some NASA strings and have a satellite project us on TV like they always show the weather from space. You sure are more than welcome to come along with Austin and I. Us big dogs will walk first and clear the way for short-stuff Austin. ;o) We'll go to the beef area first and then the bacon area and of course we HAVE to go to the pizza spot! Come on Chance, let's lead the way!! *Doo hands Chance a pawful of Texas Toothpicks. We can munch on these on our way to the meatz! Is it time to light the bonfire yet? :: sets about unloading his Kissmobile and organizing the Hershey bars, graham crackers, marshmallows and sticks fur the s'mores :: Sounds pawfect Doo! (and thanks for the help on spelling satellite, my paws are too big for the keyboard sometimes and I flub up :D) Thanks Zaidie, I'm finished with the Busy Bone now I'm headed to the grilled chicken and steaks. Did the truck load of Frosty Paws that I ordered using momma's plastic money show up yet? They promised it would be here before I arrived. Hey Puffy, stop sniffing butts and go look for the Frosty Paws. Zoe, I found the Haggis! Just look for where the Scotty terriers are. But hurry before they eat it all. Luna Dere r satewwite teebee on a big huge scween in each ob da Howses, pupses! Did I nod tell yu dat?? Oooops. Hershey! Yes, dis r a GWATE time fur da bonfire an', yes, Coco Wose, da Fwosty Paws r in da...Fill in da bwank, Coco :D Dem r in da Howse ob Fwosty Pawses™, ob corse!! Luna! Dere r WOTZ more haggis where dat comeded fwum! Du nod werry, my sweet! Fanks, Doo!! Take da Texas Teefpix ober tu da Howse ob Teefpix™, 'kay? Has anyone seen Ebby and Ceeley? Ebby and I are supposed to have a food eating contest. She won the last time and I'm hoping for a rematch. Drover stands with a plate in one paw. The plate is piled with every kind of Meatz™ available at the EESP™. In his other paw he is using his Iphone to call his mom. "Mom, is it alright if I stay longer than I had anticipated? This party is really a lot of fun. I can? Oh thank you Mom. I promise to call every 15 minutes and I won't be late getting home. I love you Mom." All right, everyfur! Help me gather up some wood fur this bonfire! Coco Rose, I think Ebby and Ceeley's kitty sister got lost or ran away. Its been over a week now and they haven't seen her. Mom has called and sent e-mails to Miss LuLu to see if there was something she could do (like help put up flyers or just listen with a shoulder to cry on if need be), but she hasn't heard from her at all. :o( *Austin grabs a huge armload of firewood and takes it to Hershey to help with the bonfire. This is going to be great Hersh...I love S'mores! The gooeyier the better, I say! Thanks, Austin! We need to make this bonfire big! There are a lot of pups here! *Zoe waddles up to the bonfire area. She is covered with bbq sauce and haggis grease. She is picking her teeth with a Texas toothpick.* Hi pups! Can you believe all the food around here? I am making a little piggy of myself. I Never get this kind of food at home. Time for S'mores? Yummy and oh so gooey! Thanks for bringing them Hershey! I think I may acfurrly need a bath before I go home. Woofs! Great pawty Zaidie! Thanks fur all you do! Thanks Doo, I knew about Furby going A.W.A.L. but I was kind of hoping Ebby and Ceeley would be here anyways. You're a good pal for offering to help Ms. LuLu. I think I'll go get another plate of food and eat it for Ebby...Yeah, that's what I'll do. Puffy go help gather firewood for the barnfire - okay?!! Puffy hobbles off to gather firewood while Coco runs back to the meatz. Meatz(tm), pizza, and cats to chase?!?! Pawsome! Pawty on!! Be careful not to get too close to the fire with all that grease on you, Zoe! Oh, nevfur mind, the marshmallow is covering it up, BOL!!! HD is chewin on some ribs when he spots a schnauzie that kinda looks like Zoe. She looks kinda pudgy and greasy! He walks over and gives her a good sniff. He tells her you gonna need a good cleanin girl before you heads home. BOL. He reaches in his backpack and pulls out some more ribs and finds a place to sit by the bonfire. Sophie Claire spots Doo and runs up to her. Isn't this pawty the bestest ever? I am sooo full I can hardly walk but I see Hershey brought s'mores and I think I have room for a couple of those. That Zaidie sure knows how to throw a pawty. BOLBOLBOLBOLBOLBOL!!! Yu pupses r makin' me AN' my Momma WAFF OUT WOUD!! Fanks fur helpin' out! Dwober, cood yu be any cuter, my fwiend? :D Dese wibses r 'mazin'! Wookit me :O I r a mess, tu! I hope my Momma stays 'way 'til I can hab a baff or sumfing :D *walks up to Zaidie and burps* Duuuuuuuuuude. Best. Party. EVER. *burps again and a cloud of cheese smell comes out* I haven't even touched the MEATZ yet! *stumbles over to the chicken* Fizzy! I do believe you're intoxicated from cheese! BOL Sophie! Girlfriend! This IS the best pawty EVER! I think I see Austin and HG over there swapping stories. Bet its on who ate the most and is waddling or staggering the most or who's gonna make the biggest and tallest s'more! BOL Or maybe they're gonna get together with Fizzy and see who can burp the loudest! BOL :o) Boys will be boys!! Yoo-hoo! I can woof here again...BOL! Do you have a drinks stadium, too, Zaidie? All that salty pizza I mooched when I was hanging out waiting, has made me furry thirsty! Wow! So many furends here! Its like a Dogster reunion! There better not be any pup who says they are hungry any time soon, BOL! That bonfire and the S'mores sound yummy too... OMD!! Fweckles! HI! Did yu nod pass da Howse ob Water™ an' Bodka Dwipses™ on yur way in?? It r wite acwoss fwum da Howse ob Kitty Cookies™! Yu can nod miss it my fwiend. Witter boxes as far as da eye can see :D Cood sumpup pweeze keep a eye on Fizzy! I fink him mite hab oberdunded it at da Howse ob Cheez™ I r pwetty shur him r gonna win da burpin' contest wif HD an' Austin :D R da fun NEBER gonna end??? *Stay tuneded, pupses* Oh, Goody! I think I was too busy gawking and sniffing all the good stuff you set up, Zaidie...you know that us JRTs have doggy ADD...BOL! I nevfur did find any eggies, but no woories...I have had way too much of evfurrything else, BOL! I do not know when to stop. I do believe that when your Momma sees the yard after this pawrty, she fur sure will need to go and visit the Bodka Dwipses™ right away! Do ya think that there will be enough left fur her, BOL! Hey Zaid, can I dock dive in the Howse ob Water™ or is that only fur drinkin'? :: looks up with a face full of chocolate and marshmallow, sees all his pals laying around with big bellies and glazed looks :: Zaidie, you sure know how to throw a pawty!! Hey, hey, hey Pups!! I'm in total heaven. My belly is so full, I think I need to take a nap before doing it all again. Has anyone seen Caileigh? As soon as we arrived she took off trying to hit every station. Here I am, Riley!! I've been hanging with Sophie Claire and HD. Can you believe how many friends are here? Zaidie, where duz you want me and Whitley to unload these semis full of Texas barbeque we brought up here all the way from the Lone Star State????... We gots babyback ribs, tbones, ribeyes, barbeque chicken, sausage, smoked turkey and brisket-- truckloads and truckloads!! I been keepin' Momma busy smokin up all these eats for your pawtee for days and days!! We used up a whole grove of mesquite trees smokin' all this barbeque... and we brought along some Stubbs barbeque sauce, too-- yummilicious. And we gots 2 semis of Shiner Bock beer and 3 truckloads of BlueBell ice cream... it was heckfire sneakin' all these eats across the border!! I know Caileigh. There's DFB, Destiny and Chance. There's Doo and Austin, Flicka and Lucas. I was chatting with Freckles, Pepper and Hershey. There are also so many new friends for us to make. Hey, there's Finley and Whitley! This is so EPIC!!! OMD - Look what I just found, a tent full of STUFFIES!!!!! There are so many that I don't know which one to slobber on first. Oh never mind, I'll go slobber on all of them and then pick out my favorite. Zaidie, can I take a stuffie home with me???? Coco Rose sticks her head into the tent and sees her brother hobbling from one stuffie to another and shakes her grease laden head in disbelief. We come all the way to Canada and all Puffy wants to do is play with the stuffies. It’s a good thing we’re adopted because he certainly doesn’t take after me. Got to go back to the food tent – later y’all. Hi furends! Hey Finley & Whitley! Glad you made it! Did you smoke those MEATZ™ in the wildfire smoke...I heard its rather thick and extensive. I hope any of our furends who are close to there are OK, me & growlmy start coughing just thinking about that. Whatevfur did you tell those border dudes?...but watch out, its a lot harder to get back to the USA than getting into Canada! Not kidding... And I could use another drink from your semi trucks...its closer than ambling over to the drink station here...esp with my full belly! BOL! Smuggling dose MEATZ and icey creams and beer over was not easy, nuh uh uh. We had to do a lot of distractering and looking cute and junk so they wouldn't see! And Freckles, yep dat wildfire smoke is pretty strong, momma and me can smells it outside! WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Show me da kat too !!!!!!! BRILLANT party !!!!!!!!!!! Flicka....calllmmmmmmm down........ and its Cat..... SUPERRRRRRRRRR party !!!!!!!!! ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪& #98345; Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot What to do - On a night like this Music sweet - I can't resist We need a party song - A fundamental jam So we go rum-bum-bum-bum Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord (me la la la lum bum bum) See people rocking -- Hear people chanting -- Feeling hot hot hot Keep up this spirit -- Come on let's do it -- Feeling hot hot hot It's in the air - Celebration time Music sweet - captivate your mind We have this party song - This fundamental jam So we go rum-bum-bum-bum Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord Ha-ha Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole EE-yes girls People in the party - hot hot hot People in the party - hot hot hot They come to the party know what they got They come to the party know what they got I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot (Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot)H a-ha-ha - Oh Lord How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot) ♪♫♪♪♫♪&# 9834;𘀩 Hey, has any pup seen Ko Min? I am missing her. She is my bestest friend and she lives in Texas and I am worried. I want her to come to the pawty. Luna Ko Min should be fine, Luna--the wildfires aren't anywhere near her, she is in San Antonio. Puffy finally selects a whale stuffie and takes it in his mouth and goes in search of his sister Coco Rose. He finds her shaking her groove thing out on the dance floor while holding a chicken leg - Figures!!! Yes, KoMin is here in San Antonio. We have had some fires around town, but not from the wildfires tho. I think KoMin lives on the other side of town from us. If we hear anything we'll let ya'll know and ya'll please do the same. Well, I gotta go and get some shut eye...well, rather growlmy does, BOL! Pawsome pawrty, Zaidie! The best! Anyone wanna play ball?!?! Chester races after the tennis ball- no, the frisbee- no the tennis ball again! Oops, sorry, Dude, I'm supposed to be working. Where did those cats go? Hey Lil Bear, I'll play ball until I get the go ahead to swim in the water howse! yes Lil Bear, I wanna play. Chester, let's take a little time off of our cat patrol guard dog duty and play a little ball with Lil Bear and Pepper. Hey, has anyone seen Chance? I seem to have lost my sissy. Last time I saw Chance we were off to seek out all the meatz yesterday. I caught a glimpse of her when we were making S'mores late last night. I bet she's crashed somewhere sleeping. We had some pretty full tummies last night. OMD!! Yu pupses shur kno' how tu pawty wike WOCK STARS, eben when yur host needs go nite-nite :D Finwey an' Whitwey, fanks fur werking Momma so hard, fixin' all da MEATZ™ an' stuff. Did yu put da Bluebell ice cream ober in da Howse ob...? Yu kno' whut I meen :D BOLBOL Hi, Lil' Bear!! Yu wanna pway ball wif all dese MEATZ™ an' stuff?? Yu r HARDCORE, Lil' man! Pepper! YU can fwim anypwace yu want, eben in da Howse ob Weel Canadian Maple Syrup™, bud yur pawentses mite nod be tu habby 'bout it! BOL! Chester, yu take a bweak fwum EESP™ security! Fings r wookin' gud here wite now. I fink wotza pupses r bizzy digestin' an' junk so dem can start eatin' all ober 'gain :D BOL, Fwicka an' Lucas!! I r so gwad yu maded it! Puff! YU can take anyfing yu want, my fwiend! Whut r mine r yur, tu, 'cept fur my Kitty Cuz™ I know I r missin' sumpup :( Fanks fur comin' EBERYPUP ♥ I be back later wif my 'ffishul EESP™ speech an' uber borin' junk :D Zaidie, how long is this pawty lasting? Through the weekend? or just through today?? I want to make sure I don't miss out on any of the meatz or pawty happenings. And if there's some maple syrup swimmin' I definitely want to see that. BOL "Toot" "Toot" "Toot"....... Sophie Claire rolls HD over on his back and pops a couple of Beano's in his mouth........I told you to take these before stuffin yourself HD. He groans and rolls back over. My tummy hurts. Here I am Destiny, over by where the bonfire was last night. Doo's right, my belly was so full I curled up and took a nap. I had the toots cause of all the meatz so I wandered off by myself so as not to stink up the whole place for everyone. Let's hook up and find out what's on the schedule for today. Chance, Sophie Claire's got some Beano's she's giving to Harley D, if you want to ask her if you can have some. I bet she'll hand them out freely. BOL Thanks Doo. Destiny, let's go find Sophie Claire and see if I can get some of that Beano stuff cause I'm STUFFED and feelin' quite stinky! Don't stand downwind of me! Z-Pup dis pawty id da best Sophies ever....The Canadian Bacon world arena was jus over da top!!! can you get a limo to drive me back to OH-High-Oh. You can use dat plastic card yer momma has.I lost all my monies playing sum kind of card game thing. Al da pups were Bull Dogs smoking cigars and wear'n hats. Dy might bee cheat'n I am having a great time, and I was glad to get that confiscated meat back for the pawty. Since I came over in Detroit, I just bribed the customs guy on the U.S. side. I told him that if he turned over the meatz, I wouldn't have to tell the dogs in Detroit about him. Sometimes Detroit's reputation works well for a dog. LOL OMD!!! PUPSES!! A kitty r twyin' ged in!! See da nuffin comment fwum Inkspot ? Dat r a kitty fwum Idunno - one ob Zoe's an' Tux's an' Dwober's ! OMD!! Doo, my sweet gurl! Fings r gonna be wappin' up later dis day cuz I fink eberypup hab habded 'nuff MEATZ™ an' stuffs tu wast fureber or 'til nexx day, at weast :D Fanks fur geddin' da conbisgated MEATZ™ Demon Fwash Bandit! Whoa! Yu pullded out da Detroit card? Sneeky, bud gud finkin' :D Sophie! I r gwad yu maded it, sweet gurl! I kno' ALL 'bout da cheatin' dem doggies wuz duin'. Grrrr.....Yu can use ANY ob da fousands ob pwibate jets tu ged home. I r sendin' all ob yu out in da style yu cameded in. Bud yu need take da Direct EESP™Shuttle tu da tarmac, 'kay?? Sowwy 'bout da sore tummies an' uber twubbles pupses :( I du wemember tellin' yu tu go ober tu da Howse ob Furst Aid/ Direct-Phone-Lines-tu-yur-famblies Howse™! Dem wooda fixded yu up weel gud :D I be back soon wif my EESP™ Wap-up Speech an' junk! Yah! You doggies are so out of it. I done snuck in, grabbed a side of beef and I am back home already! You were all moaning and tooting and burping while I made myself at home. I'm glad this furtastic pawrty isn't over yet...there is still so much MEATZ™ I want to sample or perhaps pig out on...BOL! And watching a dog or two swim in maple syrup? OMD! Do they go onto a pancake after that?? DFB was furry clever with his bribery tactic, BOL! So next time you have to go to the USA, Zaidie, you shoukd tell the chauffeur to cross there instead of at Port Huron/Sarnia... Woofs! Bye! BAYL...I gotta hide here again while growlmy does chores or whatevfur. STINKPOT! How da heck did yu make it past all da security pupses an' cameras an' SS guyses we bowwowded fwum Bo, da Furst Dog an' da pwanes an' 'copters fwyin' 'wound ??? Yu r ONE bery cwafty an' sneeky kitty! BTW, hab anyone eber tellded yu dat yu r so pwetty yu cood be a gurl kitty???? BOLBOLBOL :D Good work Inkspot! Maybe while MJF and growlmy are otherwise occupied we can find some good leftover cheese balls, and maybe some steaks...Mmm! Thanks for helping with the cat patrol, Big Dogs! Remember not to hurt them, they might be Zoe's or Forrest's kitty siblings- just move them along... Thanks for the break, Zaidie- I wanna eat some bacon after I play ball until I pass out! Has anyone seen my sister Minnie? I brought her to bark at the cats. HEY!!! More kitties r infiltwatin' da pwace!! "CODE GWEEN! CODE GWEEN!! Secuwity? Yu dere? R dis fing on?" No pancakes, Fweckles! We need watch our figures, yu kno'! Dat r cwazee tawk :D BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBABARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKRKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBA RKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK CHESTER, QUIT PLAYING AND GET OVER HERE! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBA RKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK Chester rushes over with a giant roll of duct tape. Hold him down, Destiny and Chance- I'll wrap him up!! Ohhhhhhhhh Zaidie.........my tumtum hurts from all the good meatz! I have enough gas now to get all the way to California on my own!!!! BOL!BOL!BOL! Well, Milton, da pwibate jet r here if yu du need it aftur all :D OMDOMDOMDOMD!!! Gud werk, Minnie an' Chester!!! I wuz geddin' kinda fwantic dere fur a minit :O We got 'em Chester, wrap 'em up! Sorry we were late gettin' over here to help with roundin up all those kitties but Chance had a belly ache and we were searchin everywhere to find Sophie Claire with that Beano. Chance has stopped tootin (for now) and we're back on patrol with you until this party ends later today. Although, Chance does have those clear the room type toots so maybe we should just aim that cannon at any approaching cats??!!!! BOL! That'll stop 'em dead in their tracks! BOL! I don't know, Destiny, the SPCA might get after us for being cruel to kitties if Chance toots on them- BOl. Let's just wrap 'em up and put them to work in Zaidie's House of Kitty Treats- those litter boxes won't fill themselves! :::Yawn and stretch::: Is it morning already? I am on west coast time. My tummy hurts. Thank you Zaidie for a pawsome party. I will be leaving in a little while because I have to get home for puppy school tonight. Would you make sure my jet is ready? Luna Kitties breachin' security?? Dem kitties is sneaky!! I think I ate too much- wait a minute-- I didn't say that.. bring on the bacon!! I need some barbeque!! There.. I'm back to myself...BOL! I don't know, Destiny, the SPCA might get after us for being cruel to kitties if Chance toots on them- BOl. Let's just wrap 'em up and put them to work in Zaidie's House of Kitty Treats- those litter boxes won't fill themselves! BOL, Chester!! Fanks fur da weminder, my fwiend! I kinda oberwookded dat detail. BOL! What a pawesome pawty Zaidie!!! *Jumps into the pool of snacks* Nom Nom Nom! You gots lotsa pawesome foods here!!! Yumm!!! Sure glad i got to come to your pawty!!! :: crawls out of the House of Ribs, covered in BBQ sauce, chocolate and marshmallow, squinting at the sun :: Is it morning already? OMD what a night! I wasn't supposed to eat anything after midnight, because I'm going to the vet today. I'm sure it's okay, though! Who could pass up all this MEATZ??!! BOL, Hershey! Wookit yurselb, dood! Yu need a baff :D Hi, Louie! I r so gwad yu made it! Pweeze, helb yurselb tu anyfing an' eberyfing! BOL, Zaidie! I just went to the groomer yesfurday! Do you think mommy will notice? :: picks a chip of BBQ rib bone out of his ear :: Coco raises her head and looks around. Puffy is snuggled up next to her with a stupid grin on his face as his head rests on his new stuffie. Next to her she finds a very sizeable pile of assorted treats that she somehow collected the night before so she selects a bully stick and proceeds to munch away while she waits for Puffy to wake up. ***the Ernie George Magic Splorer bus FINALLY pulls into the gnormous parking lot, 3 football fields wide...And Beesun pups excitedly scamper out...only 2 miles to the front gates of Zaidieland and the EESP*** OMD! We're almost there! bacon can smell the Meatzes! (zoomie, zoomie, zoomie, zoomie, zoom!) I see Westies! And GSPs! And Zozo from Heidho! Omd! Evfurrydoggie who are anydoggie are here! oh boy...this are so pawtastickal, I almost don't miss Mama! Arrrrrrroooooooooo! PAWSOME PAWTY, I gotsta play ball wif da BIG DOGS-Ches'er, Des'iny & Pepper!! I LUFF playin ball & chase. Wake up Puffy. We need to go thank Zaidie for the terrific party and head home. Before we leave let’s stop at the MEATZ tent and get something to tide us over on the ride back to California. Let’s go find Luna and all of the other California pups to see if any need a ride back to home. woo hoo Bacon and Beanieare here!!! im heading over to the house of treats and chewies...anyfur wanna join me?? OMD!!! Da Beesun pupses finawwy maded it!! YAY!! Pwease helb yurselbes tu eberyfing!! I wuff yu guyses! Oh, an' Izzy, tu!!! OMD *thud* Fanks fur comin' Coco Wose an' Puff! Yu can ged on a pwibate jet wheneber yu wanna go! I r gonna be makin' my big FANKS FUR COMIN' speech later dis day or mabbe nexx day (Momma r nod shur :D) Dis hab beended da bestest day in my hole lil' Westie life, yu pupses! ♥ Ok, meetin' my 'wentses an' goin' 'home' wuz pwetty gwate tu! Oh, an'... :D Harwey!! I r gonna wace yu ober dere! Wet's GO!! Harley, I go wif you. I luff a good chew. Maybe get some Texas Teefpix-I nefur haved 'em but sound good. Hey Hammer it's time for us to tell all our pals bye and to thank Z-pup for the greatest pawrty ever! We have to get home for our special time with my First Mom tonight. It was wonderfur to meet all of you in the fur. Hammer you didn't eat anything your not supposed to now did you? Don't want Mum to be angry with us. This was the best time we evfur experienced. You Canadian Pups really know how to throw at Meatz Party. Thanks to everybody that brought all the wonderfur treats and food. Hope to see you all again next time! IZZY B!! I'm so glad you finally made it. Its so good to see you sweet girl. And you've got one of your pretty smiles for me. Did ya'll have a safe trip. Come on, let's go get some meatz. *Austin whispers to Izzy...I think Z-pup wanted to wind this party down, but I think we can munch down some meatz for a little while longer. Shhhhh, come on...follow me... I bet he'll keep it open longer just cause you're here...he's got a sweet spot for you Miss Izzy. :o) Doo follows Demon Flash Bandit and Caileigh to go get the birds that have invaded the party. Come on guys...hurry, let's go get' 'em!! Zoe, did you try the haggis? (whispers) I'm too nervous to try... :) (buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppppp!) Oh , 'scuse me. That mound of speghettee and MEATZballs was delishious!!! Zaidie, this is the bestesst party ever. The Beesuns are here! And Rudy and Izzy! Yippee. *burp, toot, burp* 'scuse me. Izzy, the haggis is filled with gross goodness! Come on, let's have a haggis eating fest! We can have some tripe and liver and some other stuff our pawrents think are too gross! Come on! Haggis first. I hope Zaidie doesn't think I am making a piggie of myself. I Never get this good stuff. All I hear about is "Schnauzers are prone to pancreatitis, no greasy foods for Zoe. Blah, blah, blah." BOLBOLBOL, yu guyses an' gurlses!!! Eat up cuz I r gonna be cwosin' dis pawty down sumtime in da nexx...oh, 14 hours or weeks or sumfing! Pwus du nod furged tu fill yur yur EESP™ backpack an' wuggage set wif all da MEATZ™ yu can stuff intu it, 'kay??? Yu r da bestest fwiendses EBER ♥ An' here Momma fot dat dis pawty wuz gonna go nowherez. Yu showded hur :D Thanks fur the offer of the private jet, Zaidie, but I'll be driving back in the Kissmobile! It holds a lot more than my EESP backpack! But I'm stuffing that, too!! Thanks fur all the MEATZ, the stuffies, the treats, and all the lovely parting gifts!! I think we must have set a record fur the most Dogster Diary Comments!! ZAIDIE ROCKS!!!!!!! Sophie Claire goes around looking for Chance to give him some Beano and they tell her he is in the kitty house and she heads over there. She spots Harley D (she thinks its Harley) and stops to check. Schuee! she smells something greasy like tripe or haggis! Yikes! Its Zoe and she is all puffed up and sound asleep. She looks like a soccer ball!!!!!!! Hee-hee...we are so sneaky and are still here...but we are going to go home in MJF's back pack...we can finish our eating fest incognito that way... MJF said this before he filled up that back pack. 'Loot bags? Why thanks! One bite and nibble for evfurry mile, BOL!' But he doesn't know that most if not all of it will be gone buy the time he thinks to check it out! Bye...we are running away, fast as we can to avoid an encounter with those big security houndses... MJF can take the blame! Hee-hee! Sheesh, somefurry kits have hijacked my comments...GRRR! I diodn't know they were here, I know their scents soi well, I just ignored it as being normal...furgive me, and besides my brain was on a MEATZ™ overload, BOL! Thanks, Zaidie, fur the clearance to swim! Anypup who cares about fuzzies in their water, take a drink now, cuz Pepper is about to... CANNON BALL!!! Wow, Pepper, What a HUMONGOUS splash! OMD, Pepper!! Yu soakded ALL ob us!! Fweckles! Ged yur darn kitty outta here! :D Yu r wite, Hershey. I du nod kno' if Dogster keeps twack ob dis kinda stuffs, bud dis cood be sum kinda wecord or sumfing :D Fanks fur makin' it habben, my fwiendses ♥ ❀ ☀ *kitties* I meen, Fweckles. BOL! A line of security dogs begins searching backpacks and vehicles as some pups leave the pawty... Huh?? HEY ZAIDIE!!!! What's up with this? I thought you said we could take as much as we could carry? Sophie Claire follows Pepper into the pool. SPLASH! Wooohoo This pawty is soo much fun. I loved seeing all my pals and ALL the food-YUM! Thank you so much for being the perfect host. Hershey!! Yu can use yur EESP™ backpack AN' yur EESP™ wuggage set an' whuteber else yu can stuff wif...stuffs :D Careful fwimmin' aftur eatin' so much, wadies! Hi, Lucky ♥ Fank yu so bery much fur da extwa gwill yu sended me! We weally needed it ober at da Howse ob Stuff-on-a-Stick™! Zaidie, Austin and I are all packed up with lots and lots of meatz to eat along the way and some for the rest of the week, at least. We wanted to thank you so very much for the bestest pawty we have ever been to. It was so much fun, and there was a wide variety of food and plenty of it too! Thanks for inviting us. If you want us to help start cleaning up before we leave, let me know and we'll jump in with all feet! BOL HD and Sophie Claire pack up the EESP backpacks with goodies. Gosh Zpup, this has been the bestest pawty ever on Dogster! Doo, are you and Austin driving or flying? We got the Harley with the sidecar, but we can load it on the plane if you guys are flying since its on your way. Thank you Zaidie fur alla fun an ball chasin an treats an stuff. I gotsa to go home too b'fore mama misses me. I haved a GREAT TIME! Chester plucks 2 Siamese cats from a back pack. Their little kitty faces are smeared with grease and their little bellies are round. Well, well- who have we here? Z! You Rock! Best Pawty Evah! Thank you for Evfurrything! Come on Drover and Tux, we gotta get home. I bet Mommy is going nuts without me on security. *the three Idaho pups toss their EESP™ backpacks onto the jet named Spuddy Buddy and wave goodbye to their pals* Hey Sophie Claire thanks fur swimmin' with me! Isn't the water great! Aww, Zaid, we doesn't wantsta leave:( But I'll help start cleanin' up if it's that time. *Tail droop* HD, we're gonna fly home. Austin wants to watch America's Got Talent. BOL Throw the backpacks on the plane and ya'll can ride with us. We'll drop ya'll off and then head on into Texas. Up that high, we'll be able to see all the land thats been burned from the wildfires. They said we've had over 3 million acres lost to fires this year. Such a shame. :o( Oh-oh...that's Pipo & Minko my naught kitty brofurs...I nevfur invited them, they snuck in when we were all rolling around with belly aches...and you know ...stinky stuffs...BOL! They want to go home with me...I kind of think purrhaps they wanted to see the pawlace where Zaidie's angel kitty lives...or rather lived... Just stuff them back in that back pack and I will take care of them so that this doesn't become a National Enquirer event... Woofs! And don't furget that Minko does purrfurm a service fur me, he is my official ear washer, BOL! Pipo is his chaperone... *unearths himself from a pile of chicken bones* Oh boy....*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Can someone give me a ride home? I don't think I should drive right now....*stumbles around* We gonna hitch a ride wif you Doo! We got so much food in our backpacks, its gonna last a long time. Zpup, we can sure help with the clean up! This has been the bestest time ever and we sure are glad you invited us. Sophie shakes off the water and dries herself off. Thanks Pepper that dip was real cooling. Thanks Zaidie for asking us to the pawty. Zaidie, you sure know how to throw a party! Do you want us to be on urka-gurka clean up crew? Doo, duz you have room for me and Whitley? You can drop me off in Dallas and her in Austin on your way back home to San Antonio.... Zaidiecakes, thanks so much for the bestest pawtee ever, HunBun!! I am so full I was almost afraid to go in the pool for some pool ball, but you know Whitley-- once she dove it, I had to go in, too!! And yea!! The Beesuns finally made it!! I sure had fun zooming with Bacon and Beanie!! And seeing the magnificence of Miss Izzy's ear floofs in dogson!! This pawtee will go done in Dogster history, fer sure!! We'll help on clean-up duty, too, Zaidiecakes... Where do we start?????? DIs was the bestest pawty ever! I'm so full of MEATZ I think I could splode! I'll clean up all the MEATZ dat got droppeded! BOL BOL! Me too-- I's good at cleanin' up droppeded Meatz!! Of course I'll help with clean up, too. Well, my nickname...second name is Sir Lick-a-Lot, I surely will help lick up spills and messes and stuff...and my torpedo snoot is great for getting into tight pawlaces...and I also am really good at hoovering...so I shall be more than willing/able to help on the clean-it-up crew. Besides since I am kind of 'barrassed about those naughty kitties of mine, I am more than a little obliged to help...BOL! Like payback, BOL! It was am AMAZING party !!!!!!!! Lucas and I will help clean up too ! You were a WONDERFUL host Zaidie.. Many many THANKS ! Finley and Whitley, we sure do have room for ya'll! Climb aboard. After we drop HD and Sophie Claire off in OK, we'll take a left and go to Dallas and drop off Finley then head south towards Austin to drop Whitley off and then on home to S.A. Sounds like we have our own small pawty going on in the air. BOL OMD!!! Dis wuz da PAWSUMEST an' PAWTASTIEST pawty in da histowy ob pawties an' fun an' stuffs!! Fanks fur comin' an' fanks fur helpin' out wif eberyfing!! I mite hab hosted it, bud yu pupses maded it da EPIC ebent ob da MILLENIUM! An' yu kno' whut?? I r gonna end it here, if dat r ok wif yu! My Momma will cween up allda mess when hur geds home :D Du nod werry - hur wuffs tu cween! Fanks fur comin' an' I hope yu all hab BERY safe twipses home. Now I r all berkwempt :( I wuff yu pupses, wotz ♥ Lucas and Flicka, ya'll wanna hop a ride with all of us wild and crazy pups? We're going to OK to drop off Harley D and Sophie Claire then on into TX. We've got plenty of room for ya'll and all the meatz ya'll are going to be bringin' back with ya'll. BOL We LOVE Miss Izzy B's floofy ears!! She's such a cutie pie. We loves you too Zaidie! Can't wait to do it again. :o) Thanks Doo ! We rode Trail with HC and SC coming up... we can all go back together ! Hugsss Man, looks like we showed up juss' in tine fur the leftovers! Gunner, I told you to stop an ask fur directions when we hit that big waterfall! You dog! We could have made it earlier! Now, y'all stop fightin'. You seein' this? There is leftover MEATZ tm EVERYWHERE. I say we got the best part'a this deal! LETS STUFF OUR FACES! *nomnomnomnom* Z-pup! Have a good night! :) We helped ya clean up a bit... BOL! Sorry we missed most of the fun. Looks like y'all had a pawtastic time. (: We love you Zaidie. I had to hurry home and get ready for dog school. Mom had to give me two baths to get all of the grease off of me but it was worth it. I didn't do as well at school tonight. I was distracted. I was so full of MEATZ and Cheeze and steak bones, I concentrate. Luna Thank you Zaidie Zaidie, wanted to let you know that Chance and I made it home safe and sound last night after your out of this world party. Chance still has horrific gas so we used it to power up a hot air balloon and got home in no time! And a big thanks because this party took my mind off missing my human brother! See you at the next bash! Hey wait a minute, there was a little of Destiny's gas in that hot air balloon too, don't let her fool ya! Yea, she was on cat patrol duty but she had her fair share of meatz and cheese and everything else that was flowing freely at the party. It was pawfectly great Zaidie. I'm not going to need to eat for at least a day, a week, no I'm hungry, mmmommmmm, where's breakfast? I r so bery gwad dat all my pup palses habded WOTZA fun cuz dat r 'xactwy whut I wanted tu habben!! WAY kewl idea, takin' a hot air bawwoon, Chance an' Destiny! Gud use ob wesources :D BOL!! I r sowwy yu wuz late geddin' dere, Gunner an' Paiswey, bud hope yu nabbded sum weftobers! Pixie Belle, yu r 'dorable ♥ Dis r woad twip day so I be back later or sumfing. I wuff yu, my fwiendses ♥ EPIC . . . This was the stuff of LEGEND!! Z-pup, please can you delete the two blank entries our Momma made? She's teknikally challenged plus she has the floo. PS Charlie is home now but still sleeping off the EESP effects. Silly LWD. OMD! Dis Dogster-fing r nod werkin' fur me YET an' I can nod dewete anyfing wite now.I r gonna keep twyin' tu, 'kay? I r so gwad dat Charwie maded it home aftur...well, I bedder nod say whut habbened 'case sumpup hacks my 'puter! I r still twyin' tu dewete stuff an' it r still nod werkin' an' I r geddin' weally angwy. grrrrrrr. Don't worry, Z-pup, it's just Dogster fleas. Again. Mom just dint want to mess up your diary. Charlie keeps muttering sumpin 'bout "What happens at Zaidie's EESP, stays at Zaidie's EESP." But he does keep checkin his Blackberry & every time the phone rings, he runs and hides. BOL BOL! Du NOD tell him I 'sggested dis, bud mabbe ask him if him eber founded hims unnerwearses. Charwie habded qwite a nite :D OMD. Code Gween. SKWERL ON DA DECK! Zaidie - we all missed EESP pawty because of Dogster fleas and something called "getting ready for winter" deck refinishing. We really missed out on MEATZ pawty and all the other trademarked foodz, stuffies, fresh Canadian waterz (it is tasty), and celebritypaw gift bags to end the sniff fest. Thanks all you pups who did attend for the play and growl barktation through the entire MEATZtiville (trademarked of course by Zadie not that island singing cheeseburger guy J Buffett)our mouths drooled through each entry. ~Scooter, Misty, Pepper & Cutter~ Pupses, I r sowwy dat yur fambly's messded up pwiorities pwebented yu fwum habbin' one final day ob big summer fun at da EESP™. Howeber, if yu maded it fru all da commentses, den it wuz almost wike bein' dere, 'cept fur da fudz part. My Momma r almost finished cweenin' up da site an' Dadda r pweparin' tu pay da bill fur da hole fing! "Bodka Dwip™, Dadda?" BOLBOL! Z-man, there should be quite a collection of #2 downloads and I bet your momma could sell them on EBay to help pay for the party. If she dips the dried poop in gold plating then she can sell them as "Golden poop" and maybe make enought to pay for this party and have some left over for the next one too. Puffy BOL Puffy! My grandmom use to actually do that! Years and years ago, mom and her family had a ranch and they had cows on it. Grandmom being the jokester she was, would take the dried cow poop, spray paint it gold and give it to friends as gifts. OMD! Didn't get no money for it just funny looks. BOL EEEEeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!! |
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September 6th 2011 at 11:20 am