September 2nd 2011 8:43 pm
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~ Prowog : As yu may hab noticeded, if yu r a weguwar bisitor tu my pwofile page an' yu dwoppded by dis day fur sum MEATZ™ or tu gwab a burger, dat dere r a nu backgwound. It r all 'bout back tu skool which, here in Ontawio, r nexx Toosday.
Anyfur, I weawize dat it r a pwetty borin' backgwound fur sumpup whu r pwannin' da biggest pawty in da histowy ob da Uniberse, bud, pweeze, hab no feer. It r simpwy a way tu keep my Momma fwum findin' out whut r gonna habben here. Hur habs NO idea an' it needs stay dat way, 'kay?
Also, Bwake an' Fewix, da ebent pwanners, r nod bad guyses aftur all. I obbiouswy misinterpweted Bwake's ebil waff WAY back in Part 1. Pwus, dere r 'nuff goin' on wifout addin' dat compwicashun AN' my hed r hurtin'~
"Blake, what's on today's agenda? I'm having my eyebrows waxed at 4pm."
"Well, Felix, we're supposed to be meeting Zaidie at 'World of MEATZ™' for lunch and to discuss music for his End of Summer party. We should get going, by the way."
~ 20 minutes later ~
"Zaidie! Nice to see you. How are you holding up? I know all this planning has taken up a lot of your Dogster time, but, just like I promised, little guy, it *is* going to be epic!"
"I kno', Bwake, an' dat r why I changeded da name ob it tu 'Epic End ob Summer Pawty'. At furst I wuz nod shur 'bout yu guyses, bud I hab toadal fayf in yu now. My fwiendses r gonna be tawkin' 'bout dis bash fur minits or decades or sumfing!"
"You know it, LWD. Are you ready to order lunch?"
"Shur. I will hab MEATZ™ wif a side ob MEATZ™ an' a bery dwy Martini, pweeze."
"And Felix and I will have the usual. Thanks, Jean-Claude."
"So, party man, have you been thinking about music for this bash? What do you like? Goth, alternative, disco??"
"I want MEATZ™, Bwake. Da pawty r all 'bout MEAT™. My fwiendses r comin' fwum all ober da werld fur dis fing. Dem wanna see MEATZ™, smell MEATZ™, eat MEATZ™ an' heer MEATZ™. Here - I maded a wist ob bands I want yu tu hire fur dis fing."
~ paws the list over to Blake ~
"Oh, man, you are HARDCORE! Meat Loaf, T-Bone Walker, the Meat Puppets, the Swinging Steaks and Beef Terminal?? OMG! Stellar lineup. Oh, and Acoustic Sausage, Rib Tip, King Beef AND Captain Meat? LOL! The Pork Dukes and Captain Beef Heart! Stellar! This party is going to be *THE* talk of the town, my little friend. How'd you find all these bands? I haven't heard of some of them in years!"
"Dose innernetses! I jus' googleded. It r wike majik or sumfing. An' we need MEATZ™doggie t-shirtses an' water bowls an' collars an' bwankies an' weashes an' posters an' post cards an' jammies an' fudz bowls an' hats an' bumper stickers an' fwidge magnets an' ebery kinda soubenir yu can fink ob, 'kay? Oh, wook, here comes our fudz! Wet's eat :D"
~Epic End of Summer Party -Part 5-coming soon~
Hooray...Zaisie! Those pawlans sounf so wonderfur...no wonder you put the BTS backgounbd up...Hee-hee...what evfur would your Maomma say if she heard all those bands, BOL!
She might faint, and the Vodka drio wouldn't work furry well then!
BTW I love all the burgers and they are in such a perpetual supply, too...do you think we can eat them that fast...BOL! The sausages look way tempting, too.
Off to go and dream about MEATZ™...
Oh Zaidie, I just can't wait. I am so excited. I'm just drooling thinking about all the meatz.
Meatz, meatz and more meatz.... yummy!! Can't wait, Zaidiecakes!!
I'm ready, Dude, anytime you are- let's PAWTY!
Z-pup, some of your guests are going to be attending the epic extravaganza incognito so going home with mementos may be a bad idea.
Puffy wants to know if you would please make sure to order a size medium jammie for him – BOL, BOL
We’re both so excited.
I can't wait for all the MEATZ!
I can hear the MEATZ now!!
Cafe Press and Zazzle are both good places to start a store with your souvenir tshirts and stuff. I would go with Cafe Press because, being a cafe, they probably know a lot about meatz! I am so anxious to attend your pawty....I know it is going to be epicly pawsome!!!
You have been one busy pup. I'm getting super hungry thinking about all that MEATZ. Chance packed her stuffies up in her suitcase again and has it sitting on the front porch. Every time she goes outside she's staring skyward searching for your plane. She's so impatient!
You is one busy LWD! Enjoy your party plannin'! And don't furget the MEATZ™! BOL!
Du nod werry, Coco Wose! Da Epic End ob Summer Pawty™ wogo r bisible ONWY tu doggies eyeses! I fink we r safe :D
Leopards dont change their spots.......STILL deeply suspicious !
Flicka and Lucas
HD washes and waxes his Harley and hooks up the side car for Sophie Claire and the boxes of buffalo burgers. Zaidiecakes we gonna start from Oklahoma bout Tuesday and we gots our passports and USA stamped on every durn thing, so them border guards, just better not give us any problems........
hey zadie....since we cant bring it over country lines.....look for a BIG HUGE GIANT box headed to your place.....we got your momma some spechul vodka drips and some chocolates from this fancy chocolate guy in NYC.....i think that should distract her...
HD and SC... Flicka and Lucas will be hot on your paws...!! We'll take it in turns to ride trail if you like !
Its nearly 1200 miles........ see you later !
That sounds like a great idea Flicka and Lucas! Woohooo 1200 miles of Harley ridin!
Demon Flash Bandit is right, this is gonna be EPIC! We best leave now if we wanna get there, Izzy!
Woof, Zaidie, I'm just back from a road trip with my pawrents! I think they're too tired to notice if I take off fur a day or a month or something, so I've got the Kissmobile all loaded up with Hershey bars, graham crackers and marshmallows, and I'm on my way!