~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~
January 14th 2009 1:19 pm
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It's very cold here now, 'bout eleventy-forty-two below zero. Still, a guy has to go out to do his stuff, right? So there we were, Momma and I, heading out the front door to my 'special spot', when all of a sudden I noticed SQUIRREL FOOTPRINTS ON MY FRONT STEPS!!!!! I followed that stinking squirrel stench into a nearby snowbank...but I really had to pee, so we went and I did my business. All the while I'm thinking, "SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL!" So we headed back to the crime scene where I continued sniffing and searching, sniffing and searching...Then Momma said,"iojuhytYGTrfdsesfg..SNACK...joisdsalo" and we went back inside.