May 23rd 2013 7:45 am
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Seddle down, pupses. Jus' seddle down! I hab nod wosed my mind. Nor hab I debewoped a fondness fur pink, gurlwy junk. It r my pawents' annibersawy dis day an' I 'cided tu cewebwate here on Dogster, tu! So, eberypup, sing awong wif me!!
♪ Habby Annibersawy tu yu!
Yur number r nod 2 - it r twenny-six!
Habby Annibersawy, I wuff yu!!
An' I wuff MEATZ™, tu! (jus' in case yu furgedded!) ♬
Dis r also 'Woadtwip to Towonto' day, so I r outta here! Du nod werry - Dadda r gonna be dwibin' da Zaidie-On-Da-Town Mobile™ :D Hab a gwate day, eberypup an' peeples! An' du sumfing nice fur sumone, jus' cuz, 'kay?? We wuff yu ♥ ❀ ☀
May 20th 2013 2:35 pm
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Well, it r da furst wong weekend ob da spwing/summer seesun an' here where I wive, in SW Ontario, Canada, it r sunny an' hot an' hoomid an' peeples an' pupses r fwimmin' an' eatin' ice cween an' lyin' on da kewl tile in dere fwont halls an' dwinkin' wotza water an' pwayin' wif ice cubes an' dwibin' 'wound in dere conbertibles an' showin' off dere pasty white, winter skinz an' wunnin' 'wound wike wunatiks, buyin' fwowers an' hangin' baskets ob fwowers an' pwants an' beggies tu gwow an' cuttin' dere wawns an' fixin' junk 'wound da howse tu ged da naggin' tu STOP! JUS' S-T-O-P, pweeze!
An' sum weally nice peeples (whu du NOD wive in dis howse wif me) r takin' dere pupses tu da Daiwy Queen, which r conbenientwy wocated jus' a coupla bwocks fwum here, AN' gibbin' sum ice cweems tu dere pubbies whu r NOD named Zaidie. Bud I digwess...
It r Bictoria Day weekend here, so dis day r a howliday. Cuz da weafer hab beened SO wunnerful an' perfek fur days, da firewerks, in honur ob Queen Bictoria's birfday, hab been goin' off ALL WEEKEND WONG, eben in da daytime when yu can nod eben see dem!! Grrrr....
Anywayz, if yu wanna wern 'bout Queen Bictoria, I founded sum junk 'bout hur on dose innernets an' I copied an' pasted it here in my diawy, so yu can wead it at yur conbenience :
Queen Victoria (Alexandrina Victoria; 24 May 1819 – 22 January 1901) was the monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland from 20 June 1837 until her death. From 1 May 1876, she used the additional title of Empress of India.
Victoria was the daughter of Prince Edward, Duke of Kent and Strathearn, the fourth son of King George III. Both the Duke of Kent and King George III died in 1820, and Victoria was raised under close supervision by her German-born mother Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld. She inherited the throne at the age of 18, after her father's three elder brothers had all died leaving no legitimate, surviving children. The United Kingdom was already an established constitutional monarchy, in which the Sovereign held relatively little direct political power. Privately, Victoria attempted to influence government policy and ministerial appointments. Publicly, she became a national icon, and was identified with strict standards of personal morality.
Victoria married her first cousin, Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, in 1840. Their nine children married into royal and noble families across the continent, tying them together and earning her the nickname "the grandmother of Europe". After Albert's death in 1861, Victoria plunged into deep mourning and avoided public appearances. As a result of her seclusion, republicanism temporarily gained strength, but in the latter half of her reign, her popularity recovered. Her Golden and Diamond Jubilees were times of public celebration.
Her reign of 63 years and seven months, which is longer than that of any other British monarch and the longest of any female monarch in history, is known as the Victorian era. It was a period of industrial, cultural, political, scientific, and military change within the United Kingdom, and was marked by a great expansion of the British Empire. She was the last British monarch of the House of Hanover. Her son and successor, Edward VII, belonged to the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, the line of his father
So Habby Monday/Habby Victoria Day, 'pendin' on where yu wive! If yu wive where dem r gonna set off firewerks dis nite, make shur yu wear yur Funnershirts an' lie cwose tu or on top ob yur peeple,'kay?? Dem will pwotek yu EBEN if dem did nod take yu tu DQ or share dere MEATZ™ wif yu. Oh, an' gess whut else. I jus' habbed a baff. Cood it ged any werser?? Any yu pupses wanna 'dopt me cuz I r OUTTA HERE!!
May 16th 2013 7:13 am
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"Zaidie...It's time to wake up."
"Zzzzz...Jus' fibe more minits, Momma. I r...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
"I kno' the feelin'. You weren't too interested in sleeping last night, were you? The night sky is beautiful at 1 am, though. And again at 3:30 am.*sigh*"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"You were snoring this morning, Zaidie."
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"Maybe we'll fill your pool today. Would you like that, HunBun?"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"I found your favourite tennis ball. Want to go over to the court at the high school and play with it??"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
"We've decided to go vegan, Zaidie. No more meat in this house."
"WHUT DA WOOF??? Yu hab gotta be kiddin' me, Momma! Dadda wood neber agwee wif goin' began!! I kno' him wuffs a gud steak an' a burger an' a sausage an' a tastee hunk ob chiggen an'..."
"GOTCHA!!! LOLOLOLOL!"
"OMD, Momma! Yu gedded me gud!"
"Oh, look! You're a Dogster Daily Diary Pick! Congratulations, little guy! Oh, my, the rosettes are pouring in already!"
"YAY, me! Dis r gonna be a GWATE day, Momma! Furst, wet's EAT!"
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