December 23rd 2011 11:18 am
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Dear Santa,

Please let me tell you MY sides of the story before you decide if I should be on the Naughty or Nice list.

In my defense I would like to say that Coco has been taunting me with that Busy Bone she has been carrying around for weeks now. She has been consumed with it and if I get anyplace close by she starts to yap in my face telling me that it’s hers and that I have to leave it alone. At no time during these two weeks has she even nibbled on the Busy Bone instead she sleeps with it and carries it everyplace she goes. She even takes it to the back door when she has to go outside to do her business.

Anyhow, I could not take it any longer so today when she took my raccoon toy I thought it was only fair to take her Busy Bone, so while she was making MY raccoon squeak, I hobbled over to her Busy Bone and took it and started eating it. Let me tell you little Miss Princess was UPSET! Her eyes looked like they were going to pop right out of her head. I only nibbled on it long enough for her to drop MY raccoon and then I went and rescued it from her and she ran and got her Busy Bone.

Quite frankly I think she got what she deserved and I don’t think what I did should in any way put me back onto the Naughty list. I hope you agree and look forward to leaving you some really nice treats when you visit our home on Christmas Eve. I suspect you get pretty tired of milk and cookies so how about some Salsa, chips and Margaritas?

What momma?

Oh sorry Santa, momma says no drinking and driving so how about a nice roast beef sandwich and Pepsi?

Puffy

Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 23rd 2011 at 1:24 pm

Hey! I fink dat Santa r a Coke man!

Du nod werry 'bout any notty/nice wist, Puff! All dat kinda stuffs wuz 'cided weekses 'go. Santa can nod wate past yur Fanksgibbin'in Nobember tu ged hims Notty an' Nice wists figureded out. Yu hab nuffin tu werry 'bout. How dem say it,"Yu hab it maded my fwiend!"

Barked by: Shiloh Ribosome Hunter (Dogster Member)

December 23rd 2011 at 5:23 pm

BOL! Zaidie is right, Santa is a Coke guy, BOL! You are absolutely right too. What you did was only to get your stuffie back. You have never left the Nice list

Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

December 23rd 2011 at 7:12 pm

Puff...I think Santa will over look the busybone deal. After all, 2 wks.??????????? OMD! She was teasing you beyond any furs limits! I'm sure your Momma has a stash of busybones... If not Holler and I'll make Gma mail you some.....I know we have a stash.... Merry Christmas and a roast beef sandwich sounds like great Santa food! may your stockings runneth over.... hugs and kisses,mazy

BTW- when you write your last minute note to Santa Paws: tell him to leave the potty pads all in Coco's sock and fill your with busybones. I bet,that will get her attention? Next time she won't tease you for 2 wks....just a thought...

Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

December 23rd 2011 at 11:49 pm

Yeah, I think Santa is a Coke dude. And i don't think you were too naughty - who can resist a Busy Bone?

Barked by: Destiny (Dogster Member)

December 24th 2011 at 5:54 am

Doesn't sound like naughty list material to me pal.

Barked by: Missy (Dogster Member)

December 24th 2011 at 6:06 pm

No way that should put you on the naughty list. I mean steal stuff from Monty all the time but, I am doing it for his well being. Also who doesn't eat a busy bone the minute they get it?!?!