January 3rd 2011 2:17 pm
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I have learned not to go into the bathroom when momma is running the tub water because she will often times pick me up and plop me into the water. Now when I hear the water running I leave the room and wait until momma is safely into the tub before I come back.
So here I was doing my exit and return routine and I thought it was safe to go lay on the rug that is right by the tub since momma was relaxing in the water. All of a sudden, momma reaches over and grabs me before I could scurry away. Yes, that's right momma took advantage that I have a bad leg and can't jump up and run. The next thing I knew I was in the tub with water up to my neck. Momma soaped me and then scrubed my back with special shampoo and a soft brush, then she rinsed me off and put me on the bathroom counter and used the blow dryer on me. I would like to say this was the end of the assult but the next thing she did was cleaned my ears out, clipped some toe nails and wiped my teeth down with some stuff that is supposed to get rid of the tarter.
Now I have to admit it felt good to be in warm epson salt water since it is cold and rainy outside, but how am I supposed to trust momma if she keeps on ambushing me?
I'm planning on finding a nice mud puddle out in the back yard later tonight to go walk through to show my displeasure for todays events.
Oh WOW! What trickery!! How can you ever feel secure? Oh, only when the tub is empty! Hoping for lots of mud for you!
My advice. Never trust running BATH water. Take shape and form of Innocent Dog and hope for the best. ~Scooter~
:O I'm getting a bath tomorrow night. At least Momma's nice enough to warn me...... I guess.?....?.... bol
We are without internet for awhile, so Mom is borrowing my furless brother's computer for a few minutes. She's going to email your mom back soon and we both thank you for your advice and sharing of your knowledge! We think your mom would make a great vet! :)
HEHEHE.. DEM MOMS ARE TRICKY SOMETIMES PUFF.. YOU CAN NEVER BE TO SURE HUH !!!! I HAVE THE WORST TIME GETTING ON THE COMMUNITY HOMEPAGE TO FIND OUT WHATS GOING ON IN YOUR WORLD.. DON'T THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YAS !HAPPY NEW YEAR !