Mom might be loosing it...

This morning mom went to work without showering. I thought she was a little stinky, but I didn't want to say anything and hurt her feelings. When she gave me my treats, she told me "I'll see you in an hour, Evie." An hour? So not only is mom boycotting bathing, she doesn't even know how long she works? I was starting to get worried about mom's mental health, but why worry when there is rawhide to chew...

Well imagine my surprise, when 40 minutes later a giant zebra appears in front of my house and mom spills out its side! I was thrilled to see my mom and relieved that she survived being eaten by a zebra. I gave mom lots of helicopter tail, bows, and even a big kiss.

So any advice about what to do about a mentally unstable mom who gets eaten by herbivores?

Thanks,
Evie Petunia

[Disclaimer from Rachel: I didn't shower because I was just dropping my car off at the dealership for some work. I always shower before work. And yes, I work 10 hour days, not 1 hour days. And I took the dealership shuttle, which is painted with zebra stripes, home so I didn't have to wait around while they work on my car.]

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